Stupidest Named Casino of 2015

More crackhead marketing in 2015. The industry never ceases to entertain me with stupid casino names. Here are just a few that poked their stupefying heads out of the the company boardroom:

assosplay casino: Didn’t they mean assholesplay casino? I think so since these guys are connected to – an unethical spammy shill lovin’ casino.

Flamantis: Sounds like a fish you’d catch in a lake. “What did you catch?” “Oh, a couple of Flamantis.” Or even worse, it sounds like a contagion. Whatever it is, I wouldn’t want it.

Casino4live: I think they meant “Casino 4 Life”, but someone effed up while purchasing the domain name.

Chomp Casino: Really? Yeah, I’m going to play at a casino that sounds like it’s going to chomp my hands off – or something even worse. Or did they mean “chump” casino instead?

Stupidest Name Casino Historical Awards

Stupidest Named Casinos of 2014 – ToBwin/Buck and Butler/Llama casino
Stupidest Named Casinos of 2013 – WinTrillionsCasino/TrendCasino/LuckyPantsBingo
Stupidest Named Casino of 2012 – Loco Panda/Loco Jungle
Stupidest Named Casino of 2011 – iButlerCasino
Stupidest Named Casino of 2010 – Majestic Comet Casino/Yes We Can Casino
Stupidest Named Casino of 2009 – Mayflower Casino
Stupidest Named Casino of 2008 – Ministering Angel Casino
Stupidest Named Casino of 2007 – Simon Says Casino
Stupidest Named Casino of 2006 – XXL Club Casino