I was reading up on the bonus-whores thread, and desided to check out All Slots Casino with their 300% promotion since I hadn't used that one. So I did what I shouldn't do - I installed the casino and deposited 50 Euro.
I do not know what this post really should be about, but it sure as hell is a typical scenario when playing at the online casino, since things turn quite fast. So the possible moral of this little story is :
1. If you win 1-2K stop playing, withdraw and flush it. Watch a movie while the withdrawal is pending. Wait a day or two so other people can loose money - read : fill up the payout table again.
If you manage to do this, this post is not for you and you might aswell stop reading, if you for some reason find yourself returning to a casino later same day after winning, after telling yourself that you are satisfied - keep on reading!
For me this became a cheap 50 euro lesson!
So what happened was I started out, playing what I know and where to win, and after a few hours I was from 200 Euro up in 2000 Euro. This is infact very good I might add. I needed to wager 4000 to meet the promotion rules, and at the point I was up in 2049 Euro to be correct my calculations told me I had wagered 7340 - So I was well over and ready to cash out!
Wonderful - 50 euro to 2049 euro! Thats almost 2000 euro in winnings!
So I went for the withdrawal, and chose 1850 Euro so I had some left for playing later. But then I see that CFT, or refunds by Visa (refunds to the account you last deposited from) - which is my preferred method which for example both Spin Palace and 32Red has - was not here? Bummer! I therefore sendt an email to the people at the All Slots Casino asking them what to do with the withdrawal and if they had this method.
And here comes the problem - and hopefully someone can see a lesson here...
As most of us know by know, I'm a cronic obsessive gambling addict, or whatever you want to call it. I have a real hard time stopping, so for me catching this break felt real good I must say! It almost was like the winds of cosmos was breathing wind in my sails again, it was as if it was a good thing reinstalling the casino. But still, the money was in the casino and not in my bank account, I needed to withdraw...
2 1/2 hours later, still no email. I checked the webpage and no instant chat either. So I do the very stupid thing and start playing low wagering on Harveys.. We know that tune, and we know what the next part of the post will be... Attached you find the details for this session while I waited for the support to respond to my email.
Chart explernation
To explain the chart, SLOT is the slot, BET is the amount wagered on the spin, SPINS is number of times played, WAGER is then spins x bet, and WIN is the total amount won. The % is the result, where 100% is 100% payout, meaning I didnt loose or win anything. Red numbers are loosing, green numers are winning more than 50% of the wagered amount (Meaning starting with 100 and ending with 150). Finally you have totals in grey, and a total balance on the slot.
By the way, the chart is compiled by a little PHP script I wrote. PM me if you want it to do your own calculations from the playcheck. It's very handy in calculating the odds here and there, since I won't be playing more online gaming I don't need to protect my stats script either,
From 2.000 to 0 Euro in a 1.000 spins
As you see this session quickly shrank my 2049 euros down to nothing, which is of no surprise and it only costed me 50 euro out of my pocket. Its kinda obvious that MG was in eating mode in this session, or I might be out of luck - whatever the reasons here are something to remember :
Repeat : If you win 1-2K stop playing, withdraw and flush it. Watch a movie while the withdrawal is pending. I have done this so many times earlier, and I have startet playing later the same day only to experience a typical session as the one attached. I might be superstitious - but If you had your share of luck - keep it, dont stretch it!
My conclusion about online gambling!
For gambling addicts, like me again (I'm not proud of it, but it's important to mention it as it's people like me this information is ment for, so I hope I can help someone with this), online gambling in it's current state is far to dangerous. There are especially 2 reasons why I would say that a compulsive gambler must stay away from online gambling!
Lets look more into point 2 here, as I would like to add something here. This weekend we had a little vacation, and I filled up my Visa and used it alot, I kept track of all the purchases however and kept all reciepts. This was on friday, saturday and sunday that the card was used. Today it's monday and I checked the account this morning, every purchase was already visible on my account... Now how the heck does the casino need 7 days for something everyone else has fixed in 1 day? We know that answer and it pisses me off!
What this boils down to is :
The claim for the money is done instantly, however the money are not taken until you have had time to wager them atleast one more time.
When you withdrawal, there is a long wait before you get your money, and in many casinoes you need to look at your money from 1-2 days before they are accually processed, so that you can wait more days for them to arrive. (Which in the whole process you can with the click of a button reverse and loose them).
Where is the gambler's edge? All edges here seems to go to the casino! Even the promo-money have a 20xWager attached to it, so there aswell we have an edge for the casino!
So as a gambling addict I recommend all gamblers to use the landbased Casino for the following reasons :
Finally, I would like to say that MG has done a great job with the new games - Moonshine and Isis, real cool games. And I wish that I hadnt put so much at stake online, and that I had more control over my gambling, and that I accually could wait for a day or two without having to logon and waste the winnings... I wish for a lot of thing infact, but at the end of the day - I got myself a cheap learning lesson out of this and probably should send flowers to All Slots Casino. I know the tune of the song i missed... And here it is:
It's all a cliche for people like me
Remember the last casino I tested before I desided to uninstall was Roxy Palace, mentioned in the 5K thread. Where I started with 200 euro, and stopped at 1300. I cashed out 1000, but the 72 hour pending killed me. I couldnt wait, so I had to keep going, made the 300 become 900 - lost the 900, reversed the 1000 and lost them aswell. Deposited a fresh 100 more, lost them and there you go. Going from 1100 in winnings, to infact 1700 in winnings - ending with 300 in loss... Stupid stupid! Then we installi All Slots Casino, starting with 50, stopping at 2050 Euro - can't withdraw, need help, dont get help, start wagering again, loose it all.
But what if I got a response by email, what if I infact got my 2000 Euro out of the casino!
I would see the money back in my account and I would be very happy, I would have prooven for myself that I infact can play online and I can win aswell. I would then be ready to deposit a new 500 euro into the casino, I like having 500 to work on. I do not know how those would go, but if we jump 1 month into time - I'm sure that I would have lost much more than the 1950 I had in winnings! Or, I would win and win, I would probably believe I was king of the hill and do a "How to blow 10K" thread instead, so I believe it was a good thing that I infact lost the 2000 Euroes!
Infact - I feel great about it!
I do not know what this post really should be about, but it sure as hell is a typical scenario when playing at the online casino, since things turn quite fast. So the possible moral of this little story is :
1. If you win 1-2K stop playing, withdraw and flush it. Watch a movie while the withdrawal is pending. Wait a day or two so other people can loose money - read : fill up the payout table again.
If you manage to do this, this post is not for you and you might aswell stop reading, if you for some reason find yourself returning to a casino later same day after winning, after telling yourself that you are satisfied - keep on reading!
For me this became a cheap 50 euro lesson!
So what happened was I started out, playing what I know and where to win, and after a few hours I was from 200 Euro up in 2000 Euro. This is infact very good I might add. I needed to wager 4000 to meet the promotion rules, and at the point I was up in 2049 Euro to be correct my calculations told me I had wagered 7340 - So I was well over and ready to cash out!
Wonderful - 50 euro to 2049 euro! Thats almost 2000 euro in winnings!
So I went for the withdrawal, and chose 1850 Euro so I had some left for playing later. But then I see that CFT, or refunds by Visa (refunds to the account you last deposited from) - which is my preferred method which for example both Spin Palace and 32Red has - was not here? Bummer! I therefore sendt an email to the people at the All Slots Casino asking them what to do with the withdrawal and if they had this method.
And here comes the problem - and hopefully someone can see a lesson here...
As most of us know by know, I'm a cronic obsessive gambling addict, or whatever you want to call it. I have a real hard time stopping, so for me catching this break felt real good I must say! It almost was like the winds of cosmos was breathing wind in my sails again, it was as if it was a good thing reinstalling the casino. But still, the money was in the casino and not in my bank account, I needed to withdraw...
2 1/2 hours later, still no email. I checked the webpage and no instant chat either. So I do the very stupid thing and start playing low wagering on Harveys.. We know that tune, and we know what the next part of the post will be... Attached you find the details for this session while I waited for the support to respond to my email.
Chart explernation
To explain the chart, SLOT is the slot, BET is the amount wagered on the spin, SPINS is number of times played, WAGER is then spins x bet, and WIN is the total amount won. The % is the result, where 100% is 100% payout, meaning I didnt loose or win anything. Red numbers are loosing, green numers are winning more than 50% of the wagered amount (Meaning starting with 100 and ending with 150). Finally you have totals in grey, and a total balance on the slot.
By the way, the chart is compiled by a little PHP script I wrote. PM me if you want it to do your own calculations from the playcheck. It's very handy in calculating the odds here and there, since I won't be playing more online gaming I don't need to protect my stats script either,
From 2.000 to 0 Euro in a 1.000 spins
As you see this session quickly shrank my 2049 euros down to nothing, which is of no surprise and it only costed me 50 euro out of my pocket. Its kinda obvious that MG was in eating mode in this session, or I might be out of luck - whatever the reasons here are something to remember :
Repeat : If you win 1-2K stop playing, withdraw and flush it. Watch a movie while the withdrawal is pending. I have done this so many times earlier, and I have startet playing later the same day only to experience a typical session as the one attached. I might be superstitious - but If you had your share of luck - keep it, dont stretch it!
My conclusion about online gambling!
For gambling addicts, like me again (I'm not proud of it, but it's important to mention it as it's people like me this information is ment for, so I hope I can help someone with this), online gambling in it's current state is far to dangerous. There are especially 2 reasons why I would say that a compulsive gambler must stay away from online gambling!
- When you win money, you don't get them out in time, so a little mistake means you loose all your winnings. In time this means that you are loosing all the time, even the times you are winning!
- As mentioned in my other thread, not keeping track of your deposits, you are infact able to dig a x2 - x10 (depening on deposit method) larger grave than intended... This might sound like a cool idea, but if you are planning to stay on this planet for a longer period than later tonight, it's a pretty messed up idea! Infact, the online casinoes should be penalized for this!
Lets look more into point 2 here, as I would like to add something here. This weekend we had a little vacation, and I filled up my Visa and used it alot, I kept track of all the purchases however and kept all reciepts. This was on friday, saturday and sunday that the card was used. Today it's monday and I checked the account this morning, every purchase was already visible on my account... Now how the heck does the casino need 7 days for something everyone else has fixed in 1 day? We know that answer and it pisses me off!
What this boils down to is :
The claim for the money is done instantly, however the money are not taken until you have had time to wager them atleast one more time.
When you withdrawal, there is a long wait before you get your money, and in many casinoes you need to look at your money from 1-2 days before they are accually processed, so that you can wait more days for them to arrive. (Which in the whole process you can with the click of a button reverse and loose them).
Where is the gambler's edge? All edges here seems to go to the casino! Even the promo-money have a 20xWager attached to it, so there aswell we have an edge for the casino!
So as a gambling addict I recommend all gamblers to use the landbased Casino for the following reasons :
- You actively need to mover your ass to get there, you need to atleast do some preperation, meaning you don't go there everyday - and that is a good thing.
- At the casino, you can buy beer and enjoy a cigarette (If your the smoking kind), you can enjoy conversation and look at other people play.
- If playing table games, it's a heck of a lot more entertaining with real people surrounding you. Poker for example also "works" alot better when seeing the faces of the other players.
- When you are playing, you have the money in your pocket, you insert them manually - and with this you have a pretty good feeling of how much money you are wagering. Online gambling could easily (as in my case) become plaing with numbers, where $40 equals 40SEK, and there folks - we have a big problem!
- When you win, you get the money instantly! No delays, no pending, no papers needs to be faxed, you dont need to play for another hour since you havnt played enough yet... Point is - you get the money back in your hand! You now can start over at point 2.
- Your probably drunk by now, and need to get home and sleep, remember that hamburger on the way!
Finally, I would like to say that MG has done a great job with the new games - Moonshine and Isis, real cool games. And I wish that I hadnt put so much at stake online, and that I had more control over my gambling, and that I accually could wait for a day or two without having to logon and waste the winnings... I wish for a lot of thing infact, but at the end of the day - I got myself a cheap learning lesson out of this and probably should send flowers to All Slots Casino. I know the tune of the song i missed... And here it is:
It's all a cliche for people like me
Remember the last casino I tested before I desided to uninstall was Roxy Palace, mentioned in the 5K thread. Where I started with 200 euro, and stopped at 1300. I cashed out 1000, but the 72 hour pending killed me. I couldnt wait, so I had to keep going, made the 300 become 900 - lost the 900, reversed the 1000 and lost them aswell. Deposited a fresh 100 more, lost them and there you go. Going from 1100 in winnings, to infact 1700 in winnings - ending with 300 in loss... Stupid stupid! Then we installi All Slots Casino, starting with 50, stopping at 2050 Euro - can't withdraw, need help, dont get help, start wagering again, loose it all.
But what if I got a response by email, what if I infact got my 2000 Euro out of the casino!
I would see the money back in my account and I would be very happy, I would have prooven for myself that I infact can play online and I can win aswell. I would then be ready to deposit a new 500 euro into the casino, I like having 500 to work on. I do not know how those would go, but if we jump 1 month into time - I'm sure that I would have lost much more than the 1950 I had in winnings! Or, I would win and win, I would probably believe I was king of the hill and do a "How to blow 10K" thread instead, so I believe it was a good thing that I infact lost the 2000 Euroes!
Infact - I feel great about it!