You Might Be in the Health Care Field If...

[BingoT]

You Might Be in the Health Care Field If...


Discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal is perfectly normal to you.

You find humor in other people's stupidity.

You believe in serial spraying of Prozac.

Your idea of comforting a child is placing him in a papoose restraint.

You believe that "Shallow Gene Pool" should be a diagnosis.

You believe that the government should require a permit to reproduce.

You think unspeakable evil will befall you is anyone says: "Boy, it sure is quiet around here."

When you are out in public, you compliment complete strangers on their veins.

You have ever wanted to hold a seminar entitled: "Suicide - Getting It Right The First Time."

You have ever had to leave a patient's room before laughing hysterically.

You think caffeine should be available in IV form.

You have ever restrained someone, and it was not a sexual experience.

You commonly utter the phrase: "What changed tonight at 2am that made this emergency after 6 months?!"

You believe that "Too Stupid To Live" should be a diagnosis.

You think putting a Valium salt lick in the ER waiting room is a novel idea.

When you mention vegetables, you are not thinking of a food group.

You have been exposed to so many x-rays you don't even bother with birth control.

You have used the words "Healthcare Reform" to strike fear in the hearts of your co-workers.

You have heard, "Why, I don't know how that got stuck there" too many times.

 

[weesie]

OMG! These are great!


""""You believe that "Shallow Gene Pool" should be a diagnosis.""""


""""You believe that "Too Stupid To Live" should be a diagnosis.""""


""""You believe that the government should require a permit to reproduce""""

I am not in the field but I can't tell you how many times I have thought some of these things!

 

[BingoT]

And did you know.........

 

[Andy Walker]

And did you know.........


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You generally recognise yourself as a nurse by your abode, that being one that’s unkempt, possibly with days’ worth of fast food littered around the bathroom.

Bottles of alcohol strewn on the carpet in front of a rented TV, windows with broken latches that ensure they are always shut.

A washing machine that is also rented that takes hours to wash a uniform with a pretty awful spin cycle and nowhere to dry them, got to love the creases.

Objects on the carpet from that night out with a return to base scenario that may include barstools, the condom machine, that old picture of a baseball player you never heard of but it looked pretty on the wall in the bar at the time, a fancy license plate from a parked car that took your eye, a wary homeless person that was not on alcohol but was dragged into the proceedings sitting there protesting it wasn’t like this when Lincoln governed.

And lastly that freaking guy from DHL banging on and on with the door with “Miss can you hear me, I need you to sign off on this package”

Oh come on it’s only three in the afternoon