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[Jono777]

"Twice as Nice" as you bust - WTF!!! - Thought 'Congratulations you win £0.00' was bad but that is a pure piss take!

Cheers for the heads up to play that bitch with speakers off towards the end!

 

[dunover]

Starting to look familiar now..

....same old 5-25 x stake bonuses.

 

[dunover]

!!!!!!!!!!

If you've ever had 9 consecutive Rapist bonuses as bad as this, then tell me! I don't think it's possible TBH.

 

[Jono777]

Nearly chocked on my coffee as the reels dropped. A decent hit but the last reel could have been so much nicer (IE: Stacked Wilds - Yeah Right Jon )

 

[dunover]

la sodomie continuez

 

[Jono777]

Identical sessions for me also last 19/20 from that beast.

Including a 100% deposit match at 'your house' last night - gone faster than an egg timer with no sand in it!

 

[mcgameboy]

Brutal.

Enough to make you utter phrases like...

Zut alors!

Sac de merde

Va te faire foutre, Sky Vegas (or should that be "Ciel Vegas"?)

Le bâtard d'orange est un cunt bon droit

Mon cul fait vraiment mal en ce moment

Il est truqué, je vous le dis!

Vous fuckpig

 

[goatwack]

"Le rhinocéros violateur frappe de nouveau" :bubbles:

 

[Jono777]

Brutal.

Enough to make you utter phrases like...

Zut alors!

Sac de merde

Va te faire foutre, Sky Vegas (or should that be "Ciel Vegas"?)

Le bâtard d'orange est un cunt bon droit

Mon cul fait vraiment mal en ce moment

Il est truqué, je vous le dis!

Vous fuckpig

That one made me spit my tea out without translation

 

[Jono777]

This game (one of my most played) has been screwed to the floor of late (Sure KK may disagree )

Finally a decent 'Conveyor Belt'



YUK!

 

[paul7388]

This game (one of my most played) has been screwed to the floor of late (Sure KK may disagree )

Finally a decent 'Conveyor Belt'



YUK!

Yeah Jon that was another typical Netent crap bonus round.

Wish i had a video of my Creature bonus round last week. 20p bet and 4 scatter trigger. Killed the beast and had 16 spins left. Total payout was about £8 lol. Never killed the creature without it being a decent win before. So any1 else that kills the damned thing dont take it for granted you will get a good win.

 

[mcgameboy]

This game (one of my most played) has been screwed to the floor of late (Sure KK may disagree )

Finally a decent 'Conveyor Belt'



YUK!

Let me guess....

You CRACKED up at that.

You have BEATEN up your mouse out of pure frustration at that.

Your head has been left SCRAMBLED by that.

NetBent just POACHED your money, only to give you that in return.

After that debacle, the remainder of your deposit got FRIED.

And your temper (post-bustout) has BOILED over.

You must be EGG-stremely pissed off.

Apart from that though, everything is fine and dandy.

PS Thanks for making absolutely sure I never play this game again. Top man.

 

[Jono777]

@Paul - Yup Netent (apart from the very extreme exception of the WL I hit Tuesday evening) has been beyond awful for weeks for me now.

Egg o Matic most if not all deposits, Creature from the Black Lagoon (can't get 2 scatters never mind 3 or more), Steam Tower (used to be one of the easiest to trigger bonus), Dead or Alive (Which I now call STEW (Spot the effin Wild)) all of em mercilessly dead and on low bets.

Ain't going to start foil hatting but CTFBL and Eggs even when not in the mood would take your dosh slowly, now they grab it that fast its almost as tho Netent are going out of business and grabbing every penny to save the sinking ship (yeah like that day will ever come!**)

@Marty - Very good, spotted you post soon as I bust out and although it didn't nullify the pain, it did significantly ease it lol.

I am now at the stage where I know I've lost before I even make the deposit and said several times to wife, "I'm gonna pack this lark in soon" (** )

Always been a cautious low roller, ideally to try and make session last but when Eggs go Bad like that, DOA eats in no time even at 0.09p and I resort to Novo @ 0.10 I know I've hit sad and desperate times

 

[Deeplay]

Feel your pain ... had many a dry spell like your having ... (this weekend for me has been crap!) !!!

So what I do when it gets really bad to the point you get that doomed feeling even before the first spin is a take a week or so from depositing. And stick to free rolls or FS if they come through.

Often after doing that I can see my luck change somewhat - no tin foil hat needed I know its just luck ) i hope its just "luck"

Lets see your luck change asap ) )

@Paul - Yup Netent (apart from the very extreme exception of the WL I hit Tuesday evening) has been beyond awful for weeks for me now.

Egg o Matic most if not all deposits, Creature from the Black Lagoon (can't get 2 scatters never mind 3 or more), Steam Tower (used to be one of the easiest to trigger bonus), Dead or Alive (Which I now call STEW (Spot the effin Wild)) all of em mercilessly dead and on low bets.

Ain't going to start foil hatting but CTFBL and Eggs even when not in the mood would take your dosh slowly, now they grab it that fast its almost as tho Netent are going out of business and grabbing every penny to save the sinking ship (yeah like that day will ever come!**)

@Marty - Very good, spotted you post soon as I bust out and although it didn't nullify the pain, it did significantly ease it lol.

I am now at the stage where I know I've lost before I even make the deposit and said several times to wife, "I'm gonna pack this lark in soon" (** )

Always been a cautious low roller, ideally to try and make session last but when Eggs go Bad like that, DOA eats in no time even at 0.09p and I resort to Novo @ 0.10 I know I've hit sad and desperate times

 

[interlog]

I can feel the pain too.

However, my recovery slot each and every time has been Secret of the Stones. Such an under rated game that has potential. You are not going to get 1,000x wins on it but once you trigger that bonus you're usually good for a recovery win.

 

[CraiGDaniel]

can't win em'all i suppose :/

 

[spintee]

can't win em'all i suppose :/

Was that last bit edited or did you really leave your viewers with, ok see you in a bit ????

 

[Jono777]

Was that last bit edited or did you really leave your viewers with, ok see you in a bit ????

He says 'See you in a bit' just before he paused ready to restart when he gets a bonus round matey

 

[Jono777]

I warned this bloody slot, time and again, keep taking my cash and I WILL break you, Ha Ha



Edit: Look what was on the screen when I reloaded game. Ironic or Piss Take lol

 

[Adriana B]

@Mcgameboy,Dunover & Jon. Thanks for always making my day. You always provide me tons of laughs and I cannot thank you guys enough for just being you! :notworthy

 

[Jono777]

Your welcome Barb, Glad to be of service and that I'm slightly good at at least something.

Your appreciative post was VERY well timed as I've just suffered yet another, fast, featureless BUST! so a good quick calming 'back in the room' effect

 

[Adriana B]

Your welcome Barb, Glad to be of service and that I'm slightly good at at least something.

Your appreciative post was VERY well timed as I've just suffered yet another, fast, featureless BUST! so a good quick calming 'back in the room' effect

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I am sure the missus finds other uses for you. LOL.

Sorry you busted out. Good luck going forward.

 

[dunover]

It all started so well.....

,,,,,,,,.......

 

[mcgameboy]

Your welcome Barb, Glad to be of service and that I'm slightly good at at least something.

Your appreciative post was VERY well timed as I've just suffered yet another, fast, featureless BUST! so a good quick calming 'back in the room' effect

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OK Jon, it's pep talk time.

I will tell you what I have always told you before. Keep the faith. It WILL turn around for you. And hopefully, just in time for Xmas.

I've had a terrible run of the slots in general this year (plenty of hits, but just not bunched closely enough together and then of course, a couple of self-inflicted bonehead failures to cashout because I pressed a little too hard to recover more of my losses instead of "making do" and starting over ).

But this past week has been really good for me (I even gave the Rhino a serious kicking!).
So finally, a bit (well actually, more a big chunk) of karma for all the bad runs I've had (particularly that spell between mid-June and late September). It's nice to finally see my patience (which can wear really thin and quickly to boot) getting rewarded. It's only a matter of time before your luck takes a positive turn.

Just keep grinding. It only takes one really good "WR-proof" hit to kick start things. And then Mr. D and myself will be calling you all the spawny twats of the day and then some lol.

Good luck mate. Keep that chin up.

 

[Jono777]

Cheers Marty - Really and genuinely appreciate that post mate

 

[Jono777]

Remind you of anything, what with the continuous and POINTLESS re-triggers

 

[goatwack]

Remind you of anything, what with the continuous and POINTLESS re-triggers



I'll invoice you for 7:48 of wasted life watching that

The game looks fantastic but I don't think I've seen so much fanfare over 0.5x wins. And why have the free spin countdown after every turgid painstaking spin

 

[aceking123]

Remind you of anything, what with the continuous and POINTLESS re-triggers



ah i feel for you john , but hay im glad to point out your not the only one today who got the same shitty result in 100s of spins @ £3 a pop ((((((

really smooth game good mechanics behind it , & again they've derailed another winning slot . looks good pity after all those spins the feature blue one at least is shockingly shit.

 

[dunover]

Remind you of anything, what with the continuous and POINTLESS re-triggers



F*ck me! Netent have ripped-off the Raging Rhino algorithm!

 

[mcgameboy]

Another case of all style, but no substance. Such a shame too. It looks great, it sounds great, but the bit that is most important to us, how well it plays and pays, is soooo bad, that all the good things get quickly forgotten about.

If they were to ditch this bloody Netent Variance BS, they would make MORE money, not less. Because players would flock en masse to play all their games, not just DOA, Twin Spin and JATB.

But no, they would rather put all their energy into finding new ways to troll, taunt and generally piss players off. Obviously, the Netent sense of humour is based on some kind of deviant schadenfredue model. Cunts.

 

[spintee]

Remind you of anything, what with the continuous and POINTLESS re-triggers

If you get the red ones its sticky wilds, the screen shot I am abou to show you all the wilds landed in the respins b4 the free spins, The wild on the first line landed on the last spin, its a joke of a machine,

 

[Jono777]

I had a video of the red flag feature (sure there's a pun or explanation in there somewhere)

Started with Scatter (wild) on reel 3 and 2 scatters (wilds) on reel 4, kind of in a backwards 'L' shape.

It brought no extra wilds in during FS and paid 0.80p, Fist is still hurting now, I must learn not to punch inanimate objects.

 

[spintee]

I had a video of the red flag feature (sure there's a pun or explanation in there somewhere)

Started with Scatter (wild) on reel 3 and 2 scatters (wilds) on reel 4, kind of in a backwards 'L' shape.

It brought no extra wild sin during FS and paid 0.80p, Fist is still hurting now, I must learn not to punch inanimate objects.

They even nicked the sound from other machines, and the free spin pop up is the same as gunsNroses,

 

[Jono777]

Hard to believe this came from the 5 FS on Flowers Xmas that Trada gave out Friday gone. So many chances and as usual, it s"Letters, Letters, Letters"



WR was within touching distance later when things went south and ended in a Bust!

Best game play for yonks compared with recent deposits in general tho

Think if 3rd reel had 'performed' on this feature, I'd have managed a nice ND cash out

 

[BrianGhattas]

You want a video that truly does suck? Here's what I'm probably destined for at this rate. This was shot earlier this year and it showcases what a piece of utter dogshit PlayOLG.ca truly is.

 

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[CraiGDaniel]

 

[CraiGDaniel]

 

[CraiGDaniel]

Hopefully 2017 doesn't start and carry on with this trend...

 

[mcgameboy]

Hopefully 2017 doesn't start and carry on with this trend...



Christ that was brutal. Fair play to you for uploading it though. Because I'd have been in no mood to upload a shocker like that, even though I think that it's important to show the bad side of slotting as well as the good.

Good to see your channel is going along nicely on the subscribers front. Keep up the good work mate.

 

[CraiGDaniel]

Christ that was brutal. Fair play to you for uploading it though. Because I'd have been in no mood to upload a shocker like that, even though I think that it's important to show the bad side of slotting as well as the good.

Good to see your channel is going along nicely on the subscribers front. Keep up the good work mate.

Yep, absolutely savage. Yeah, the good and the bad gets uploaded because it's not all fairy dust and smiles in the world of online slots lol.


Channel is growing nicely and getting a lot of support. Hope you have a good new year gameboy :]

 

[CraiGDaniel]

Oh and before i forget, the latest instalment of reality...

 

[geordiecolin]

Oh and before i forget, the latest instalment of reality...



I've been enjoying your video's too. Your have settled down to it really well

 

[chiya]

Never thought I'd bother enough to edit stuff I record to post here - and believe me, there are plenty candidates for "videos that suck" .. But this one takes the cake . Now don't get me wrong - 180x bet is nice, but the potential wins that I barely missed would've been massive

Sorry if you feel like this doesn't belong here but instead in the Winner Videos .. to me, this was just disgusting especially because I've never ever got 3 wilds on this or BK 1 before.

 

[Jono777]

Forgot all about this thread cheers for bumping

Could fill the thread 100x over lol

 

[dunover]

WTF????

 

[The Viking]

video is private cant watch

 

[dunover]

video is private cant watch

Should be OK now, had to take it off and trim it as accidentally left it recording and exposed some casino account details!

Thanks Jono and Kazzi!

 

[CraiGDaniel]

 

[CraiGDaniel]

Keeping it real