Your Input Please Videos That Suck!

[dunover]

Just deposited? Got your Bandicam or video software set up over the game, ready to un-pause and record your triumph in the bonus rounds?

Roll on half an hour and your deposit has turned to rat shit, you've had one <10x stake bonus or not at all and no big wins?

Welcome to Dunover-world!

We have winner videos. We have winner screenshots. We have screenshots that suck here on CM too.

Now you have the whole set, 'Videos That Suck!'

I'll start off with one dedicated to Jory. Feel free to add your own....

 

[gagamel]

Thank you dunover

I have about 200 hours to upload

 

[Jono777]

Nice one Dunover!!!

Cracking thread, I regularly get all set up, PC freshly restarted, Bandicam loaded and screen capture positioned nicely. 'Tonight's session, I'll finally give the guys n gals over at CM something really worthy of a 'WTG' '

Reality: - 'Fucking shite, Another video for the recycling bin'

Watch this Space.....Recycled No more

I'll Start with this one, 'Watching the Eggs go By'



Not up to me of course but may want to make this thread 'No DOA videos where the wilds don't come' would get full and boring very quickly lol

 

[goatwack]

Nice one Dunover!!!

Cracking thread, I regularly get all set up, PC freshly restarted, Bandicam loaded and screen capture positioned nicely. 'Tonight's session, I'll finally give the guys n gals over at CM something really worthy of a 'WTG' '

Reality: - 'Fucking shite, Another video for the recycling bin'

Watch this Space.....Recycled No more

I'll Start with this one, 'Watching the Eggs go By'



Not up to me of course but may want to make this thread 'No DOA videos where the wilds don't come' would get full and boring very quickly lol

Well that was 'so bad, it's good' kinda thing, this is why I cannot stand those type of slots where things bob along the top like on a conveyer belt. This and Rabbit in the Hat are sheer torture for the player.

What's worse, your escapades were made all the worse with that godawful lag. What are you running in the background, Quake 4, Tomb Raider & Crysis 3 lol?

 

[Jono777]

Well that was 'so bad, it's good' kinda thing, this is why I cannot stand those type of slots where things bob along the top like on a conveyer belt. This and Rabbit in the Hat are sheer torture for the player.

What's worse, your escapades were made all the worse with that godawful lag. What are you running in the background, Quake 4, Tomb Raider & Crysis 3 lol?

Pmsl! - For some weird and wonderful reason Egg o Matic does not seem to like to be videoed

My PC ain't the best in the world but my DOA and MG videos seem to run fine, just Egg O??

Its one of my fave games atm so plenty more lag where that came from

 

[dunover]

I agree no DoA vids of failure, as failure is what that game's all about!

I want to see dead Shitstorms, TFTUT disasters, 3 reel WD features with say 2 4 5 and nothing matching on 1+3 - all the sort of things that make you want to hurl your laptop at the nearest dumb animal or window.

I want to see screaming frustration, abuse, expletives and obscenities and non-stop grizzling. You've all seen mine, come on! you know what to do....

I want this thread to be a refuge, a pick-me-up for those who have had a shite session and need some schadenfreude to make themselves feel better......

 

[interlog]

I agree no DoA vids of failure, as failure is what that game's all about!

Says him that managed to get a 2,500 x stake win on it! If you call that a failure, I have that anytime!!

In all seriousness, great idea of a topic.

 

[ProbabilityZero]

Call me sad but I wish there was a "Twitch" equivalent for slots where we could watch players play live. Even better if it were for tourniies like 32 Red Fortnightly Freeroll. Granted I wouldn't watch Vinyl carry out all 999 continues but I'd tune in for the important ones (like end of tournie battles)

 

[hedgehok]

Just deposited? Got your Bandicam or video software set up over the game, ready to un-pause and record your triumph in the bonus rounds?

Roll on half an hour and your deposit has turned to rat shit, you've had one <10x stake bonus or not at all and no big wins?

Welcome to Dunover-world!

We have winner videos. We have winner screenshots. We have screenshots that suck here on CM too.

Now you have the whole set, 'Videos That Suck!'

I'll start off with one dedicated to Jory. Feel free to add your own....



"I'm so desperate - I even kissed my missus"

 

[Dinahnana]

Just deposited? Got your Bandicam or video software set up over the game, ready to un-pause and record your triumph in the bonus rounds?

Roll on half an hour and your deposit has turned to rat shit, you've had one <10x stake bonus or not at all and no big wins?

Welcome to Dunover-world!

We have winner videos. We have winner screenshots. We have screenshots that suck here on CM too.

Now you have the whole set, 'Videos That Suck!'

I'll start off with one dedicated to Jory. Feel free to add your own....


That video sums up most of my gameplay on Raging Rhino apart from one 1000x on a €1.20 bet at Betsafe last year which I put down to beginners luck on this slot. Still I do like to play it from time to time but I am not expecting to ever get a major hit like that ever again. So at the end of the day I have put way more into this slot than I ever got out of it. Players definitely need to be aware that this slot has much more downswings than up swings and not get pulled in by the sometimes awesome big hits that others get on this slot. Chances are that those players have put more in than what they got out too.

 

[fun4all]

Call me sad but I wish there was a "Twitch" equivalent for slots where we could watch players play live. Even better if it were for tourniies like 32 Red Fortnightly Freeroll. Granted I wouldn't watch Vinyl carry out all 999 continues but I'd tune in for the important ones (like end of tournie battles)

There are several players on here streaming regularly on twitch, its all in one of the sub forums here.

Also great idea Dunover. Like you I only want to see worthy videos that suck, the really bad stuff. If it turns into something like the "screenshots that suck" thread where people post screens of 4 wilds 1,2,3,4 or a 500x DOA bonus round (that didn't complete a wild line) claim they "suck" and look for sympathy I will be disappoint.

 

[cncas2123]

I think it might have been McGameboy who pointed out on another thread that sometimes a WTG is the wrong button when you want to show appreciation for a post, and I think that this thread is definitely the thread we need a FFS button on!!!! It surely sucks but its what 99% of us experience, good thread Dunover and great video to kick it off with.

 

[ProbabilityZero]

There are several players on here streaming regularly on twitch, its all in one of the sub forums here.

Also great idea Dunover. Like you I only want to see worthy videos that suck, the really bad stuff. If it turns into something like the "screenshots that suck" thread where people post screens of 4 wilds 1,2,3,4 or a 500x DOA bonus round (that didn't complete a wild line) claim they "suck" and look for sympathy I will be disappoint.

That'sgood to know

Vinylredman get those fortnightly freerolls on twitch

 

[dunover]

The sodomy continues........

.......

 

[Jono777]

^^Evil Site^^Evil Game^^

Story of my July in 7 minutes too!

No consolation Dunover, however I made 10-15 deposits at Sky Vegas (not recently) until the 'penny dropped'

All of those deposits were 'Instant Wipe out' No game time and never withdrawn from the site, In comparison to other casinos, Its at the bottom of the pile along with Betway and BetAt.

I never close an account over this but I do have a 'Never Again' list which I adhere to, IMO a good move to avoid Sky Vegas.

 

[mcgameboy]

That was brutal mate. I don't think I'd be "in a video sharing mood" after seeing a deposit going tits up like that.

But I have to say, your willingness to take the time to record, edit, upload and share the downright ugly (as well as the bad, the good
and the truly great) videos is highly commendable . I absolutely 100% agree with you that players NEED to see what life is like on "both sides of the slotting fence", because it is all too easy to be "seduced" by all those winners vids and screenies. IMHO, the threads can actually be a BAD thing, especially for the inexperienced player, who may not yet have experienced the true horrors of "negative variance". Because such threads can "make winning look easy". The experienced players among us know that winning is ANYTHING but easy. This is why I tend to go into "story telling mode" or "blow by blow account mode" when posting my own screenies. To highlight the troughs that occur in between those peaks. Whilst I would accept that my "tl,dr" style of screenie posting is not to everyone's taste, I personally think it's important to do that, so that people get the whole story and not just the edited highlights.

Anyway, I need to get my shit sorted out, get bandicam and so on. So I can (one day) "treat" the CM community to the sound of someone shouting "ah fack away aff, you facking c*nt" in a whiny Northern Irish accent after seeing a 3 reel WD give me a zero win.
Or a Dish Washer feature that gives me 10 dead spins at 3x.

PS Brilliant idea for a thread. Long overdue IMHO.

 

[Jono777]

Videos that suck eh? Almost asked if the thread could be renamed over this drivel!!!

VIEWER WARNING!!!! (Nope ain't got my voice over yet )

The following is painful to watch, advise you to watch in bed with laptop or similar, very good chance this will help you doze off!

Slot torture at its worst and I thought RR re-triggers were bad, this is so bad it is in 2 halves.




I WILL get Bandicam licence and a microphone but new PC is top of the list!!
Caddell Lag was not this bad on Dunover's Vids either??, must have been having an 'off' day!

BIG 'Hat's Off / Thumb's Up' if you managed to watch right through!

 

[Jono777]

Egg O Torture - Part 2

Still here???? - Wow must be a glutton for punishment lol - Here's the earth shattering conclusion

 

[spintee]

.......



You did not even win 1.82 of them £20 worth of spins as you had 22p in there so even worser than you thought, £1.60

 

[mcgameboy]

You did not even win 1.82 of them £20 worth of spins as you had 22p in there so even worser than you thought, £1.60

Well spotted sir. So his RTP on those first 25 spins was even worse than he thought....a criminal 8%

 

[interlog]

Disclaimer: Yes... it is DOA so don't watch if you feel it is against the "rules" of the topic

Some sessions of DOA free spins (all within two hours after I managed to get a double wild line) that made me shout and swear at the screen.

No voice over, but just image Dunover doing the commentary. Terms such as "you piece of shit" and others may well have been mentioned.

Thankfully I already had a wild line earlier today, else my fist would have gone through the screen!

(For non DOA players - it is all about getting the 5 wilds lined up, preferably during the first 12 spins)

 

[Jono777]

Painful to say the least.....

Pure torture for a reasonably 'Rare event'



Watching Bull Shit Factor is more exciting

 

[mcgameboy]

Pure torture for a reasonably 'Rare event'

Strongly agree. To get 25 spins only to then see every egg (except one) be an egg paying 200 coins or less is disgusting.

Watching Bull Shit Factor is more exciting

Strongly DISagree. Bull Shit Factor is not exciting and never has been. At least Smeggomatic might provide SOME excitement AND ENTERTAINMENT
along the way. Fuck Simon Cowell and his fucking joke programme two times already. And fuck the dumbass sections of the so-called Great British Public
who are dumb enough to line this slimeball's pockets by voting on who can sing the least lamentable dirge for 16 weeks. Get that c*nt off my TV.

 

[goatwack]

Strongly agree. To get 25 spins only to then see every egg (except one) be an egg paying 200 coins or less is disgusting.




Strongly DISagree. Bull Shit Factor is not exciting and never has been. At least Smeggomatic might provide SOME excitement AND ENTERTAINMENT
along the way. Fuck Simon Cowell and his fucking joke programme two times already. And fuck the dumbass sections of the so-called Great British Public
who are dumb enough to line this slimeball's pockets by voting on who can sing the least lamentable dirge for 16 weeks. Get that c*nt off my TV.

Hey give them a break! The Great Unwashed need something to watch inbetween Jeremy Kyle repeats and other IQ- stimulants like Flockstars, BBQ champ and Big Brother!

I feel myself throwing up in my mouth a little just from the trailers of Not X- Factor and that megalomaniac's smarmy voice coursing through my tv speakers

 

[Jono777]

Strongly agree. To get 25 spins only to then see every egg (except one) be an egg paying 200 coins or less is disgusting.




Strongly DISagree. Bull Shit Factor is not exciting and never has been. At least Smeggomatic might provide SOME excitement AND ENTERTAINMENT
along the way. Fuck Simon Cowell and his fucking joke programme two times already. And fuck the dumbass sections of the so-called Great British Public
who are dumb enough to line this slimeball's pockets by voting on who can sing the least lamentable dirge for 16 weeks. Get that c*nt off my TV.

I share the same views, pure HATRED for that program, it was the only comparison that sprang to mind at the time of my post

...oh yeah 'BBQ Champ' WT (treble) F !!! - Half asleep the other night and heard it mentioned, thought missues had spiked my fags with something a little stronger. Whatever next.

Pmsl @ 'the great unwashed' - Find my self saying quite often 'That's Jeremy Kyle bait if ever I saw it'