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Just before I posted that disaster, watching my own video thru to make sure it had uploaded correctly / ran ok wound me up all over again, even tho I knew what was coming :p :eek:

I just flicked through my 'turd' videos and had a mass deleting session, there were 3 which were from the same session, 0.93p, 0.95p and £1.31! (min bet)

The only 'enjoyable' (and still PB) CFTBL hit came via the Caddell group (just under 400x on 0.40p bet) where I busted with around 30% of WR to go!
 
Can you look and tell me if its right, I was on the x300 and got them two symbles but paid 6p ? Surely thats not right

Yes it is right - normal pays unless a warrior wild is involved.:(
 
That is a sickener, no doubt about it.:mad:

I've had a non-paying Stage 4 before myself, but thankfully, I had a decent Stage 3 to help soften the blow.

But to get a non-paying Stage 3 followed by a non-paying Stage 4 as well......that's an "upper-level case of cruel RNG".
Definitely not a good advert for this game.

In one way, it's not as bad as Jon's turd vid. Because I think it's much harder to kill the turd than it is to reach Stage 4 on 300 Shields.

But in another way, it's much worse than Jon's vid. Because of the comparative "win ceiling" of the two games.
1000x wins on the turd are virtually unheard of, even after an act of turdicide.
300 Shields can pay 2000x way more often than the turd can pay 1000x.

And then there is also the fact that 300 Shields is ALL about the bonus round. No good bonus rounds = you're totally f*cked.
At least on the turd, the base game offers win potential with the sticky wilds. Enough potential that you could still make profit,
even without any good bonus rounds.

It's no wonder you took a full minute to click on "Spin" after the round ended. That must have been hugely deflating for you mate :(
 
That is a sickener, no doubt about it.:mad:

I've had a non-paying Stage 4 before myself, but thankfully, I had a decent Stage 3 to help soften the blow.

But to get a non-paying Stage 3 followed by a non-paying Stage 4 as well......that's an "upper-level case of cruel RNG".
Definitely not a good advert for this game.

In one way, it's not as bad as Jon's turd vid. Because I think it's much harder to kill the turd than it is to reach Stage 4 on 300 Shields.

But in another way, it's much worse than Jon's vid. Because of the comparative "win ceiling" of the two games.
1000x wins on the turd are virtually unheard of, even after an act of turdicide.
300 Shields can pay 2000x way more often than the turd can pay 1000x.

And then there is also the fact that 300 Shields is ALL about the bonus round. No good bonus rounds = you're totally f*cked.
At least on the turd, the base game offers win potential with the sticky wilds. Enough potential that you could still make profit,
even without any good bonus rounds.

It's no wonder you took a full minute to click on "Spin" after the round ended. That must have been hugely deflating for you mate :(

I was shocked, I forgot to press stop record, I think I was cursed the second I started playing it yesterday, I had a good few bonus rounds including getting only 1 shield and than with only one away from the top,

The funny thing is a literally as soon as the last spin was about to start my phone rang, Who was it? My ex, & that's rarer than a wild line, & the other day when I won a half decent bonus round on the machine, My phone rang just as I got my 12th shield and who was it? My mum,

Like you said, normally a few wins come in on x25 to soften the blow but not this time, I am after it now big time
 
Dirty Turd Burglar Strikes Again !!!

First the positives : - :rolleyes:

* First feature tonight on CFTBL, cost only a few spins...
* 3 Scatter triggers can produce the odd 'Surprise'...

Now watch the negatives :mad::mad:



Nowhere near as bad as my last CFTBL failure but when Target came and took last 'life', last spin, I was buzzing. Didn't last long to turn to rage.

What I gotta do :confused::confused::confused:


Disclaimer: Any lag tonight is Casumo's fault, not mine for a nice change!!
 
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Dunover's 1200-spin Rogering Rhino Session.

BEWARE!!! VIDEO RICHLY OVERLAID WITH GRATUITOUS EXPLETIVES, BAD TEMPER, OBSCENITIES AND MOANING!!

What I gotta do??

Exactly the same question I asked after a 1200-spin Rhino Marathon.....

 
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BEWARE!!! VIDEO RICHLY OVERLAID WITH GRATUITOUS EXPLETIVES, BAD TEMPER, OBSCENITIES AND MOANING!!

What I gotta do??

Exactly the same question I asked after a 1200-spin Rhino Marathon.....



I never take joy in seeing a fellow slotter loose but made me laugh especially the ending commentary :p

good vid of a truly miserable session :cool:
 
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BEWARE!!! VIDEO RICHLY OVERLAID WITH GRATUITOUS EXPLETIVES, BAD TEMPER, OBSCENITIES AND MOANING!!

What I gotta do??

Exactly the same question I asked after a 1200-spin Rhino Marathon.....



That video almost mirrors my play on Raging Rhino this week. Feature after feature with FG or a tad over with very few re-triggers. I think the game is broken:( I feel your pain Dunover.
 
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Its awful - they should not bother giving features when that is the result.

I have to say - I have a low budget this month so have barely been gambling, but seeing things like that has helped me not miss it as much as I could be :p
 
0.31p return :eek:. Shocking and vile. This slot has always payed horrendous to me and I never go near the damn thing
unless I have a death wish or am way way up and still have a death wish.

Truly one of the finest Video That Sucks .....

Dreadful !
 
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I didn't make a video but I just got a 4 scatter trigger on jatb which paid 3.5x and had unlocked both 1 and 2 wilds by spin 2.. fml

Bloody nightmare mate!

Those are the sort of features which really, double, no, treble piss me off, you get a good start, get all excited only to be ass raped....again and again :mad::mad::mad:
 

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