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[Deeplay]

Biggest pile of dog shite I have come across in 12 Years!!!!!!!



£20 gone in about the same amount of minutes on minimum bets, awful game, makes Starburst look like the Dog's Bollocks!!

Can we take by comments you may not be playing this game again ? just curious

does like a pile of turd though that hobbit or wizard or whatever is enough to put me off!

 

[Jono777]

Can we take by comments you may not be playing this game again ? just curious

does like a pile of turd though that hobbit or wizard or whatever is enough to put me off!

However did you guess, It was like torture after 5 minutes but for some insane reason I just kept clicking, thinking 'something' might happen, guess again Jon!

Seriously next time I will just do a raffle and give one of you guys the cash, the slot IS THAT BAD!

Worse luck my FS are on it for the next 3 days, lets hope they have trouble again and have to put them on Starburst

 

[dunover]

Cheers Matey

Although reasonably 'clued up' (and that's been generous to myself) I am still going through a learning curve with all this sort of stuff so hopefully things will get better for me and also the viewers of my vids!

Will never be in Dunover's league but a bit of Black Country moaning and a dry, sarcastic SOH may make a handful of peeps chuckle, here's hoping

Look, the abuse comes easier the more you do it - I have a big bank of expressions, expletives and adjectives read to call upon. Rhino is easy to overdub with curses as I have them ready to fire for each and every spin as I know invariably what will happen in advance. So no mistakes arising from spontaneity.

 

[mcgameboy]

However did you guess, It was like torture after 5 minutes but for some insane reason I just kept clicking, thinking 'something' might happen, guess again Jon!

Seriously next time I will just do a raffle and give one of you guys the cash, the slot IS THAT BAD!

Worse luck my FS are on it for the next 3 days, lets hope they have trouble again and have to put them on Starburst

I think you could have chosen a better (ie more tactful) way to express your frustration mate

 

[Jono777]

I think you could have chosen a better (ie more tactful) way to express your frustration mate

Yes you are right, whoops

**PUBLIC APOLOGY** and a large slice of humble pie consumed!

Ironically the 10FS today, I triggered the bonus feature twice and won just over £8 which is the best I've done from the Triple Thursday promo in weeks!

 

[Jono777]

Seriously, this bitch took me nearly a f'kin week to get



Good job MG and Netent have been reasonable to me this week!

(Let me know if you can hear the bitching, moaning and expletives, still trying to get mike/volume balanced)

 

[interlog]

Seriously, this bitch took me nearly a f'kin week to get

Good job MG and Netent have been reasonable to me this week!

(Let me know if you can hear the bitching, moaning and expletives, still trying to get mike/volume balanced)

You seriously didn't wait all week for a bonus round to trigger on this slot

As to the commentary - sorry but I couldn't hear any of it - some more tweaking needed me thinks

 

[Jono777]

You seriously didn't wait all week for a bonus round to trigger on this slot

As to the commentary - sorry but I couldn't hear any of it - some more tweaking needed me thinks

Yup! - not had many WMS sessions this week in all honesty, maybe 3-4 but it was the first, when I saw it start with 4 diamonds I knew I was doomed lol!

Cheers for the feedback, only uploaded it due to the ranting and swearing but obs still doing something wrong when recording

 

[mcgameboy]

Seriously, this bitch took me nearly a f'kin week to get

Good job MG and Netent have been reasonable to me this week!

(Let me know if you can hear the bitching, moaning and expletives, still trying to get mike/volume balanced)

Well mate, in that round you did better than anything I have managed on the rapist in the last THREE weeks. My luck is getting so bad
on this game, it's sending me to Tinfoil land. On a one-way ticket.

 

[Jono777]

Merry Xmas to you n all Netent!

The turd at its most pungent!

 

[dunover]

The turd at its most pungent!




I just KNEW that that f*cking useless 8th. target was going to come on the last spin to tease you by missing the 10 extra spins by one.
0.4x is a new record for a 3-scatter trigger?

Nobody has come lose to the vilest screenshot on CM I posted, 0.45 x stake for a 4-SCATTER TRIGGER!

 

[Jono777]

I just KNEW that that f*cking useless 8th. target was going to come on the last spin to tease you by missing the 10 extra spins by one.
0.4x is a new record for a 3-scatter trigger?

Nobody has come lose to the vilest screenshot on CM I posted, 0.45 x stake for a 4-SCATTER TRIGGER!

You and me both mate. I even 'stole' your saying as it dropped ' Oh what is the fucking point!'

0.45p for a 4 Scatter trigger would have resulted in possibly my nth mouse replacement and knuckle marks centre screen!!

 

[mcgameboy]

The turd at its most pungent!

Bloody hell mate. This game really does not like you!

I did have one similar to that....8th target coming on the last spin. Total win of 2.25x. And I just had to leave the room or items were going to be damaged lol.
Now you've managed to land one even more sickening. I think your luck on the turd is even worse than mine on the rapist. Jeez...I can't believe I just said that.

I just KNEW that that f*cking useless 8th. target was going to come on the last spin to tease you by missing the 10 extra spins by one.
0.4x is a new record for a 3-scatter trigger?

Nobody has come lose to the vilest screenshot on CM I posted, 0.45 x stake for a 4-SCATTER TRIGGER!

You and me both mate. I had a bad feeling when I saw the second wild unlock with 3 spins to go. I instantly thought "oh fuck he's gonna get 2 out of 3 and be left hanging". I'm just "glad" it wasn't target, target, no target. That would have REALLY hurt.

And I've managed a win of 0.0x on a 3 scatter trigger.

You and me both mate. I even 'stole' your saying as it dropped ' Oh what is the fucking point!'

0.45p for a 4 Scatter trigger would have resulted in possibly my nth mouse replacement and knuckle marks centre screen!!

Well you've arguably had worse than that. That win after you DID kill the turd...that was truly disgusting.

 

[Jono777]

Bloody hell mate. This game really does not like you!

I did have one similar to that....8th target coming on the last spin. Total win of 2.25x. And I just had to leave the room or items were going to be damaged lol.
Now you've managed to land one even more sickening. I think your luck on the turd is even worse than mine on the rapist. Jeez...I can't believe I just said that.




You and me both mate. I had a bad feeling when I saw the second wild unlock with 3 spins to go. I instantly thought "oh fuck he's gonna get 2 out of 3 and be left hanging". I'm just "glad" it wasn't target, target, no target. That would have REALLY hurt.

And I've managed a win of 0.0x on a 3 scatter trigger.





Well you've arguably had worse than that. That win after you DID kill the turd...that was truly disgusting.

Love it lol!

 

[dunover]

My Worst ever......

...video. See a catalogue of disaster - don't be fooled by the Turd.

Merry Fucking Christmas Dunover.

 

[Nicola]

I will watch this later when I get home, but I see a win of £241 on the turd and this is the worst video ever?

 

[mcgameboy]

...video. See a catalogue of disaster - don't be fooled by the Turd.

Merry Fucking Christmas Dunover.






I think you've got the wrong video mate. There's only one turd bonus round in this vid and it was a 400x win.

 

[dunover]

I think you've got the wrong video mate. There's only one turd bonus round in this vid and it was a 400x win.

Eh? Watch the rest........

 

[mcgameboy]

Eh? Watch the rest........

I did mate. Turd runs from Start of vid to about 7:30. Only one bonus round (15 spins plus turd killing for 10 extra spins plus game crash which made you have to reload the game to finish the bonus round). That's what made that bonus round take up 7 minutes.

Then it is Steam Tower until about 10:54

Then Twin Spin until around 20:15

Then the rapist until end of video.

The title of the vid even says Raging Rhino and Twinspin Slots Utter Evil.

If I have got it wrong, I sincerely apologise mate. And the apology will shortly be followed by a panic attack and the need to book an appointment with the local optician.

 

[dunover]

I did mate. Turd runs from Start of vid to about 7:30. Only one bonus round (15 spins plus turd killing for 10 extra spins plus game crash which made you have to reload the game to finish the bonus round). That's what made that bonus round take up 7 minutes.

Then it is Steam Tower until about 10:54

Then Twin Spin until around 20:15

Then the rapist until end of video.

The title of the vid even says Raging Rhino and Twinspin Slots Utter Evil.

If I have got it wrong, I sincerely apologise mate. And the apology will shortly be followed by a panic attack and the need to book an appointment with the local optician.

It's all about the balance.....
As I said I was under a WR so all bright and beautiful until I hit the £90 win on TwitSpin, which put me up to over 600 eventually with about 850 left to wager.
Then the end of the video shows TwitSpin (check the balance at all times in last 10 minutes of video!) penetrating me painfully for half the balance. I then switch to the Rapist which although short in length shows the balance then plummet down with NO features past my hitting WR at about 170 to nearly zero, at which point the run of nearly 700 spins with no feature both in this session and the last ends with....yes! a pointless feature guarantee then bust.

Now if you had had 600-odd quid with 850-ish left to wager, even on those 2 games you would have expected a decent point of encashment. I basically lost 470 from peak balance of 640 to wager that 850-ish.

So the end 10 minutes has no action and just shows me managing to get a sub-50% RTP over hundreds of spins on TS and RR from a massive EV++ position. I've never experienced anything as jaw-dropping in all my time on here. Hence the title.

You probably skimmed the vital points where I interject to explain the horror occurring. My YT subscribers got it all....

 

[Jono777]

I got it mate - Prob's only cos I've 'worn the t-shirt' so many f'kin times lol!!!

Merry Christmas one and all!!

Here's to a 2016 full of Diamonds, wilds and 5 reel stacked join up's !!!

(and then the death of this thread lol)

 

[mcgameboy]

It's all about the balance.....
As I said I was under a WR so all bright and beautiful until I hit the £90 win on TwitSpin, which put me up to over 600 eventually with about 850 left to wager.
Then the end of the video shows TwitSpin (check the balance at all times in last 10 minutes of video!) penetrating me painfully for half the balance. I then switch to the Rapist which although short in length shows the balance then plummet down with NO features past my hitting WR at about 170 to nearly zero, at which point the run of nearly 700 spins with no feature both in this session and the last ends with....yes! a pointless feature guarantee then bust.

Now if you had had 600-odd quid with 850-ish left to wager, even on those 2 games you would have expected a decent point of encashment. I basically lost 470 from peak balance of 640 to wager that 850-ish.

So the end 10 minutes has no action and just shows me managing to get a sub-50% RTP over hundreds of spins on TS and RR from a massive EV++ position. I've never experienced anything as jaw-dropping in all my time on here. Hence the title.

You probably skimmed the vital points where I interject to explain the horror occurring. My YT subscribers got it all....

I must confess I am guilty as charged there mate. Now that you've explained it all (due to my not viewing the video thoroughly )
I now wish I had watched it thoroughly.

As for the crash, I would agree completely. That is a horrific snatching of defeat from the jaws of victory...even on those two games.
Definitely a sickener.

 

[mcgameboy]

I got it mate - Prob's only cos I've 'worn the t-shirt' so many f'kin times lol!!!

Merry Christmas one and all!!

Here's to a 2016 full of Diamonds, wilds and 5 reel stacked join up's !!!

(and then the death of this thread lol)

If you and dunover continue to play the rapist, this thread will never die mate.

And if I start making vids, it definitely won't. I already know what the title of my first video in this thread will be...

"How to get raped to the tune of £100 in 15 minutes by a rhino"

 

[Jono777]

If you and dunover continue to play the rapist, this thread will never die mate.

And if I start making vids, it definitely won't. I already know what the title of my first video in this thread will be...

"How to get raped to the tune of £100 in 15 minutes by a rhino"

Look forward to that for sure

Edit: Death of this thread my ARSE!!! - Cruel Spin towards the end

 

[interlog]

The trigger of doom (4 scatters).

Wilds dropping in like they are going out of fashion. Just counting the number of opportunities for a bigger win than what the end result is makes you just weep. It could have been a monster in terms of bet multiplier:

 

[Harry_BKK]

The trigger of doom (4 scatters).

Wilds dropping in like they are going out of fashion. Just counting the number of opportunities for a bigger win than what the end result is makes you just weep. It could have been a monster in terms of bet multiplier

Are you sure that video sucks???

Appr. 500 x bet payout surely does not!!! Yeah, the Wild on reel 2 could and should have dropped in for a monster hit but the end result certainly is a great payout for a 0.09 bet.

For DOA it only sucks (well, in my opinion) when i lost hundreds to get a bonus round and then no wilds at all, leaving me with a 4-5 x bet payout

 

[interlog]

It sucks alright for me because there were 8 more spins to get the wild in the middle of reel 2 for the first win line. Then 3 more spins for the wild to drop at the bottom of reel 2 for a double win line. Had both of these dropped in, it would have been close to 10,000x bet (3 win lines)

But, quite rightly, a 482x bet size return is not too shabby (well it is for DOA!!).

Incidentally, it went quickly down hill from there. It is like a switch was pressed. Hardly any bonus rounds. Played a bit at £0.27 and £0.18 till it dropped till £25. I then switched to £0.09 a spin - no bonus round from there and during the last £3.16 (that is 35 spins) not a single win!!

 

[dunover]

It sucks alright for me because there were 8 more spins to get the wild in the middle of reel 2 for the first win line. Then 3 more spins for the wild to drop at the bottom of reel 2 for a double win line. Had both of these dropped in, it would have been close to 10,000x bet (3 win lines)

But, quite rightly, a 482x bet size return is not too shabby (well it is for DOA!!).

Incidentally, it went quickly down hill from there. It is like a switch was pressed. Hardly any bonus rounds. Played a bit at £0.27 and £0.18 till it dropped till £25. I then switched to £0.09 a spin - no bonus round from there and during the last £3.16 (that is 35 spins) not a single win!!

I agree. It sucks. What a torment watching the last 8 spins, my PC would have been airborne after the 12 finished.

 

[Jono777]

,,,,plus its good to see others contributing to this lonely thread

 

[mcgameboy]

Are you sure that video sucks???

Appr. 500 x bet payout surely does not!!! Yeah, the Wild on reel 2 could and should have dropped in for a monster hit but the end result certainly is a great payout for a 0.09 bet.

For DOA it only sucks (well, in my opinion) when i lost hundreds to get a bonus round and then no wilds at all, leaving me with a 4-5 x bet payout

I agree with you Harry, but not entirely.

I myself would be very happy with a win of almost 500x bet on DOA 99% of the time.

But this vid is part of the other 1% where I wouldn't be. After a start to a bonus round like that, I'd have been incredibly frustrated to come away with "only" 500x bet. Especially if it eventually proved to be the pivotal moment that was the difference between a certain cashout and an eventual bustout. Close but no cigar moments (this definitely qualifies as one) are a lot easier to "accept" if you still go on to make a cashout.

This vid is clearly a case of "cruel RNG" at work. A similar end result could have been achieved in a much less "sucky" manner. For example,
only 4 wilds on screen, but all on the same payline with the 4th wild only turning up with one spin to go, then getting a 5OAK of the sheriff's badge
on the last spin. Close but no cigar, but not anywhere near as "tortuous".

It is also worth considering that if the cowboy hat doesn't land on reel 2 on the 10th spin, this bonus round would have sucked even more, as it would only have scraped past 300x bet. So that's another sucky element to this vid. All those chances to hit "good consolation 5OAKs" and only hitting one cowboy hat during those final 8 spins.

That is the danger with features that have sticky wilds. JP's Dilophasaurus, Gorilla Go Wild, Untamed Giant Panda, DOA, the turd. They are only good if they land and in the right spots. And they can certainly trick you into thinking you're in for a big payout, only to then deliver the proverbial cream pie to the face.

 

[Harry_BKK]

I agree with you Harry, but not entirely.

I myself would be very happy with a win of almost 500x bet on DOA 99% of the time.

But this vid is part of the other 1% where I wouldn't be. After a start to a bonus round like that, I'd have been incredibly frustrated to come away with "only" 500x bet. Especially if it eventually proved to be the pivotal moment that was the difference between a certain cashout and an eventual bustout. Close but no cigar moments (this definitely qualifies as one) are a lot easier to "accept" if you still go on to make a cashout.

This vid is clearly a case of "cruel RNG" at work. A similar end result could have been achieved in a much less "sucky" manner. For example,
only 4 wilds on screen, but all on the same payline with the 4th wild only turning up with one spin to go, then getting a 5OAK of the sheriff's badge
on the last spin. Close but no cigar, but not anywhere near as "tortuous".

It is also worth considering that if the cowboy hat doesn't land on reel 2 on the 10th spin, this bonus round would have sucked even more, as it would only have scraped past 300x bet. So that's another sucky element to this vid. All those chances to hit "good consolation 5OAKs" and only hitting one cowboy hat during those final 8 spins.

That is the danger with features that have sticky wilds. JP's Dilophasaurus, Gorilla Go Wild, Untamed Giant Panda, DOA, the turd. They are only good if they land and in the right spots. And they can certainly trick you into thinking you're in for a big payout, only to then deliver the proverbial cream pie to the face.

I understand your point.

Been there myself on DOA but with a 9$ bet and even more spins to complete WL's. Ended with just over 1000 x bet. We would have talked of a 50+K payout, you can see it here: https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/betat-casino-summer-contest-€3000-prize-pool.68454/

Surely sucks in some way but hell, i'll take that payout anytime instead of 4 - 5 × bet.

My point was more that players happily post a 100+ × bet payout on other slots in the Winners Screenshots thread but complain about a 500-1000 × bet payout on DOA.

 

[interlog]

I understand your point.

Been there myself on DOA but with a 9$ bet and even more spins to complete WL's. Ended with just over 1000 x bet. We would have talked of a 50+K payout, you can see it here: https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/betat-casino-summer-contest-€3000-prize-pool.68454/

Surely sucks in some way but hell, i'll take that payout anytime instead of 4 - 5 × bet.

My point was more that players happily post a 100+ × bet payout on other slots in the Winners Screenshots thread but complain about a 500-1000 × bet payout on DOA.

It wasn't meant to come across as a complaint -500x bet size is better than sod all of course. It was just the frustration of all of those wasted opportunities for a big win that we all know this slot is capable of delivering.

I had many instances on this slot where I was 1 short of a wild line with only 1 or 2 spins to go. I wouldn't dream of posting these in this topic because those wouldn't really suck unlike the one I posted.

 

[Harry_BKK]

It wasn't meant to come across as a complaint -500x bet size is better than sod all of course. It was just the frustration of all of those wasted opportunities for a big win that we all know this slot is capable of delivering.

I had many instances on this slot where I was 1 short of a wild line with only 1 or 2 spins to go. I wouldn't dream of posting these in this topic because those wouldn't really suck unlike the one I posted.

I understand you mate, it is certainly frustrating. When you see my example, i was just as p****d off that the WILD on Reel 5 never dropped in, especially since i had the bottom 4 already on Spin 2.

In case it had dropped in on Spin 3 that would have been 15 x 3000$ for the first WL..... The second WILD on Reel 1 came in on the last normal spin, that would have been another 6 x 3000$ ... in total some $63K if all would have gone well..... excruciating to sit there and see spin by spin passing without that 1 WILD that would have made all the difference.

Frustrating? Hell, YES YES ...... but the total payout does not suck, for sure, as it gave me a 3000$ profit overall.

 

[Jono777]

1st EVER 5 Scatter trigger!

No real complaints after my 'event' earlier this week, but geez, this is BAD!



Managed another 4 FG on the trot whilst this was uploading and quickly abandoned ship after this as the game crashed 'Wager Error' and upon reloading there were a serious lack of diamonds - Foil hat and change game sharpish!

Edit: problem solved

 

[mcgameboy]

1st EVER 5 Scatter trigger!

No real complaints after my 'event' earlier this week, but geez, this is BAD!



Managed another 4 FG on the trot whilst this was uploading and quickly abandoned ship after this as the game crashed 'Wager Error' and upon reloading there were a serious lack of diamonds - Foil hat and change game sharpish!

Edit: problem solved

I wonder if the following conversation took place somewhere in Wolverhampton town centre today....

PC World sales assistant: Oh hello again sir. Didn't I see you in the store yesterday?

Jon: Erm....yeah

Cue a certain Britney Spears song....

 

[Jono777]

I wonder if the following conversation took place somewhere in Wolverhampton town centre today....

PC World sales assistant: Oh hello again sir. Didn't I see you in the store yesterday?

Jon: Erm....yeah

Cue a certain Britney Spears song....

'Oops I did it again' ?? 'Hit me baby one more time' ??

- Not that I'm admitting to ever being a Britney Fan (apart from the typical bloke thing)

 

[dunover]

1st EVER 5 Scatter trigger!

No real complaints after my 'event' earlier this week, but geez, this is BAD!



Managed another 4 FG on the trot whilst this was uploading and quickly abandoned ship after this as the game crashed 'Wager Error' and upon reloading there were a serious lack of diamonds - Foil hat and change game sharpish!

Edit: problem solved

A carbon copy nearly of my last one. I've had 2, one on 1234+6 like you, and the one you saw on my video on a 1.60 stake, 12345. BOTH gave me 40's in spins (like you) and BOTH f*cked me over with a yield of 1-2x BoG on top of the trigger pay, like you again.

I call 4 or 5 scatters the 'trigger of doom' now on this game.

Oh, and on Whitebet yesterday had the free spins.......TRIPLE RHINO R1 WILD WILD WILD single orange bastard single orange bastard. 2x 2x 3x for a poxy 36 ways. So enjoy your 281x5.

 

[bigwinpictures]

1.20€ bet on Game of thrones slot 3x free games, close but no cigar...

 

[Jono777]

^^OUCH!^^

 

[Gina Wild]

finally after 1 year

 

[Blathaon]

These Vikings aren't wild!

This isn't as bad as some of the videos posted here. But it's a 4 scatter trigger, which gives 16 spins instead of the regular 8. I had high hopes...

 

[mcgameboy]

A game with a bonus round where your hopes of building up a tonne of sticky wilds are dashed on almost every single spin.

If this game doesn't go straight to Jon's "slots to avoid" list, then I guess nothing will.

 

[Jono777]

All games by that provider are on my 'Avoid' list lol.

Felt I was being more than adventurous when I gave in to WMS and finally strayed from being an MG only lad

 

[Blathaon]

Such a Tease!

Just to be clear, i am not complaining about the amount won. This is just to show how frustrating this slot can be at times, even when you get a decent win.

 

[colinsunderland]

what are people using to do the videos on a desktop please?

 

[Jono777]

a few programs out there but a lot on here use Bandicam (www.bandicam.com)

Free version 10 minutes max recording.

 

[Adriana B]

This isn't as bad as some of the videos posted here. But it's a 4 scatter trigger, which gives 16 spins instead of the regular 8. I had high hopes...



Hey I was waiting for someone else to post something about this slot. Didn't want to appear to have a "tin foil hat" but I guess I do.

Played yesterday -- had several rounds of free spins -- and I do mean several. I used to be able to get at least over $40 win on free spins -- yesterday was stupid. I had wins like 37 cents -- $1.00+ etc etc. In fact, I was so pissed off I got onto live chat and asked what changed about the game. I'd be interested if anyone else noticed that the payouts on this slot have really gone downhill. I will try again as maybe it was just an unlucky day but it even played out weird. Like, for example when the characters turn wild, they would disappear and either turn wild or reappear. Not sure if I am explaining myself properly but it sure didn't play like it used to. I find that most of the Ygdrassil games have truly paid shit lately.

 

[KasinoKing]

A bet x326 win that SUCKS!

Most of the time I would be DELIGHTED to get a bet x326 win from free-spins...
But when it was only the second time EVER that I got the right picks (after closing my eyes and getting a dream-vision of which sections to click) and I won the 100 free-spins @ x10... I was hoping for something a little better...
(The only other time I got this max feature before, I won bet x1,560 = my biggest win EVER since I started playing online!)

I even set the slot to "turbo spins" for the benifit of other viewers - wish I'd left it on normal spins now...



KK

 

[Jono777]

Where oh were are the picture symbols

2nd '3 Reeler' ever lol and I was almost out my chair. Soon brought back down to earth with a bump



What made it worse was EVERY slot I played after this was cold as CO2 and busted without a single feature across 9-10 games and failed to clear remaining WR

 

[Blathaon]

This game can be downright cruel at times...