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Sick of Gonzo (NotEnt)

Discussion in 'Slots Discussion' started by Chipkin9, Jun 10, 2016.

    Jun 10, 2016
  1. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

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    Tell me this.

    If slots are so random and have no memory what so ever, tell me how this is possible.

    Losing £70 on two consecutive sessions on Gonzo with one bonus round between the two (Paying 12x). (Minimum 20p bets btw).

    Now on the other hand you would expect somewhere down the line to have two consecutive profit sessions.

    It doesn't happen.

    Not once have I ever had 2 sessions in a row in Gonzo where I have profited, so how come it's easy to go say 2-10 consecutive losing sessions?

    Just today I thought it would be my time for two good sessions in a row.

    Got cashback today and got up to £50 on Gonzo.

    Took a break and started an hour later.

    Started Gonzo again with a £30 balance, and it ate it all without a single bonus round.

    So much for having no memory.

    Now I know this sounds like a sore loser tin foil hat thread, but come on like. Somewhere sometime down the line you would expect some consecutive profit sessions in a row.

    :mad:

    #EndRant
     
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  2. Jun 10, 2016
  3. goatwack

    goatwack Praise the Sun! CAG

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    I played old Gonz yesterday and it didn't fill me with fuzzy nostalgic memories either. It seems to not want to give more than two consecutive winning spins, so building up to that high multiplier seems like a bygone age.

    It used to be my go-to slot back in the day, but I tend to recollect the 'better' sessions I had on it as opposed to the dickstorm that preceeded it or came after. I think it's more a case of having discovered better value-for-money slots since that I rarely touch it nowadays.

    I myself managed the one bonus round with £25 at my disposal. I even got the 20 freefalls! Alas, it transpired to be crap of course.

    Notwithstanding that it's actually a fiendishly high-variance slot and not the kind of game I'd build a profitable session around, nevermind two!
     
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  4. Jun 10, 2016
  5. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

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    Yea,

    This has been the only slot (one of) I have been playing the last few months.

    I don't even know why anymore; I think it's time to take a break and start playing something different for a change before I lose my sanity :D

    I've stopped playing flowers and Secret of the Stones for these same reasons.

    Maybe i'll just convert to Play n Go, Thunderkick, Quickspin and MG indefinitely.
     
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  6. Jun 10, 2016
  7. goatwack

    goatwack Praise the Sun! CAG

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    Trust me, I know. It really was my favourite slot at one time. I would encourage you to lay off it for a while but maybe not Netent entirely. I just think it's good to have a selection on each software like you said.....maybe trying flowers etc again may work, who knows. Or lowrolling wonders like Excalibur and - don't shoot me- DOA. Just for playtime or to build up enough to try Gonzo again with a bigger bankroll!!
     
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  8. Jun 10, 2016
  9. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

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    "Detectives are investigating a homicide today, after one member of the popular online casino forum - CasinoMeister, has been murdered by another member of the same forum".

    "Police say the murder was carried out after a player known as Chipkin9 lost his £2000 bankroll after another player, known as goatwack suggested that he play the game Dead or Alive in an effort to build up his bankroll".

    :D
     
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  10. Jun 10, 2016
  11. goatwack

    goatwack Praise the Sun! CAG

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    Haha excellent....I guess I'd better retract that one. I don't know what I was thinking!

    Please don't kill me, I have so little left to give :eek:
     
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  12. Jun 10, 2016
  13. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

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    Too late now goatwack, my Glock is loaded.

    On a serious note, I like DoA, and may actually go after my 2nd wild line on 9p spins. Make it the only NetEnt slot I touch again for a while.

    Also, thanks for taking my mind off that horrible Bearded Spaniard :thumbsup:
     
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  14. Jun 10, 2016
  15. dave1888

    dave1888 Meister Member PABnononaccred2 mm1

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    Try it on mobile. I get more play time on the mobile version for some reason..
     
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  16. Jun 10, 2016
  17. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

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    Funny you say that.

    My cousin only has a mobile device and cashed out £4k playing only Gonzo a while back.

    Probably also the reason I've been playing it exclusively for the past while.

    He deposited £20 and got up to £70 before being a crazy bar steward and playing at £2 and £4 stakes :eek:

    I definitely don't have the balls for that...he's both brave and stupid, and lucky at the same time.

    As for me playing on mobile?

    I much prefer playing on my laptop, for some reason it's a better experience if you know what I mean.
     
  18. Jun 10, 2016
  19. dave1888

    dave1888 Meister Member PABnononaccred2 mm1

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    I'm the opposite my computers sucks so whenever i want to play a slot that spins slowly I opt for mobile. Ie 300 shields,Gonzo,most next Gen stuff etc. :thumbsup:

    Had a laptop but it passed away in 2012 Rip inspiron 8 :(
     
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  20. Jun 10, 2016
  21. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

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    My sympathies to you, but it serves you right for buying a Dell :lolup:
     
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  22. Jun 10, 2016
  23. dave1888

    dave1888 Meister Member PABnononaccred2 mm1

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    Hey this dell was a beast of a machine actually. I bought it off my sister in 2007 or so, the thing was over 10 years old. It ran slots like a dream doing tournaments on the mg software etc was orgasmic Lol. By which I mean just incredible everything ran great until the screen went. Brilliant laptop for slots.
     
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  24. Jun 11, 2016
  25. asm

    asm Experienced Member PABinit

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    Kind of funny, I've thought for a few years now that Gonzo sucks gigantic ass but nevertheless I felt nostalgic or something, played it today and got one 100x. Broke even or a small plus in the end, but still ...even breaking even with that game is the equivalent of a mega fortune rapid jackpot.

    It really makes a game particularly stupid that just about the only way you can win in it is the free spin feature, yet I have actually gone a few sessions with a thousand rounds, for a whopping 0 free spins. The last time I played it before today, I actually went through 700 rounds @ €1 with a return of around 50% with 0 free spins. You have to be kidding me.

    Not that I keep track of things, but even the notorious DOA feature gives me more in average, than this trash slot's feature. Of course I play more DOA these days, but I've actually had more wild line appearances than 200x wins in gonzo.


    It's a revolting slot.
     
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  26. Jun 15, 2016
  27. gimmi85

    gimmi85 Non-Gambler

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    i was playing gonzo at klavercasino and triggered the 20spins bonus, and on the first spin o got 20more i was so exited because the bet was 10€ and on this 40bonus spins it paid back 1420€. kept on playing but with 5€ bet and got the frefalls again and then in the bonus 2 more time and it paid 524€ on 30frefalls. i dont know if im right or wrong but it feel like Netent has change this game. I remember for about 3-4 yeras ago i didnt have to play with a bet 5-10€ to have a chance on getting a bigwin because the game paid very vell on the frefallsbonus. Nowdays u can get 6dead spins on that 10frefallsbonus i have triggered this bonus around 500times ib the last years and i have 1 bigwin over 500x bet it was in a 5eurosbet and i paid 3750 €. i play only gonzo and flowers and sometimes victorius. Sometime i feel like netent is really bad but when i try other gameprovider i just realize its same all of them heheh..

    ps: sorry for bad english
     
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  28. Jun 15, 2016
  29. prop82

    prop82 Experienced Member

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    My idea would be to cashout at this casino where you were up to 50 bucks and start new session at another casino. Maybe im wrong but im still thinking win or loose doesnt just depend on the slot and luck or not, but also if you shall win with your deposit at a casino or not.cashing out when doubled or trippled your deposit and it seems there is nothing to win in the next few spins is the best strategy for me at the moment...and deposit somewhere else then....
    By the way gonzo mobile is good to me the last few month.no reslly big hits but a profit most times when stop playing at the right moment...
     
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  30. Jun 20, 2016
  31. Chipkin9

    Chipkin9 I'm not a Senior

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    I completely know what you mean.

    It also feels sometimes that after you win on a slot, if you go to another game from the same provider; you are predetermined to be doomed, no matter which slot you choose.

    Somehow as if the slot provider has all the games tied to the RTP for your session.

    Other times it feels like all the slot providers have RTP tied to each other :eek2:

    As if you win on NetEnt and get a nice win; then head to MG and then MG destroys you instead.

    Where'd I leave that foil hat :lolup:
     
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