Jurassic Park Slot Dirty Bastard

dogshead1

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Well what can I say,

This slot was played by thousands when it first released with potential for massive wins. Myself being one off them hitting a 2224x hit on a .90 bet. Sadly Smartlive was on the fiddle at the time and I was not paid my winnings :(.

Anyways over the course of time hitting a feature has been more and more difficult the once acclaimed 175 spin hit frequency is no more I'm afraid. Yes variance is a bitch and hits us all at times but the game always used to be fun. Most often playing out 200 spins on average would be entertaining at least win or lose you always got a good session.

Today 400 spins no feature in sight not even added wilds feature which usually triggers just for entertainment and suspence RTP 37.6 exactly. Not naming the casino as its very reputable however I feel this sheer takes the piss. At this return you dont even get a session :(
 

goatwack

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I don't often play Jurassic Park but have to say this thread title is award-worthy :cool:
 

Steviedoo

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At one point or another you can say this for any slot.

Slots can and will be brutal at any given time.
 

Jono777

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Take your OP - That is at least my last 20 'visits' to this once fair. now horrible slot. :mad:

Variance doesn't come into it, its been fiddled due to popularity and the RTP reduced to something in the 70's

Santa Claus is also real :thumbsup:
 

Pulver

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I have had some really good sessions on Jurrasic Park, and some terrible ones. This is a volatile slot and your result are very normal I would say.

Think of it this way, it would be no fun playing if you end up with the stated RTP every time you play a slot. It would simply be impossible to ever have a winning session.

In the rare occasion when you win big, the RTP can be in the hundreds and even thousands of percent.

When you have a losing session it is going to be far below the stated RTP.

It is also important to have in mind that the RTP of a machine is calculated over hundreds of millions, or even billions of spins.
 

osulle

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This thread reminds me of Catherine Tate specials.

 
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jjezebel37

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Well what can I say,

This slot was played by thousands when it first released with potential for massive wins. Myself being one off them hitting a 2224x hit on a .90 bet. Sadly Smartlive was on the fiddle at the time and I was not paid my winnings :(.

Anyways over the course of time hitting a feature has been more and more difficult the once acclaimed 175 spin hit frequency is no more I'm afraid. Yes variance is a bitch and hits us all at times but the game always used to be fun. Most often playing out 200 spins on average would be entertaining at least win or lose you always got a good session.

Today 400 spins no feature in sight not even added wilds feature which usually triggers just for entertainment and suspence RTP 37.6 exactly. Not naming the casino as its very reputable however I feel this sheer takes the piss. At this return you dont even get a session :(

I hit a 2000xbet and haven't played it since. I'm convinced it'll steal it back from me.
 

Jono777

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I hit a 2000xbet and haven't played it since. I'm convinced it'll steal it back from me.

Of course these "totally random" slots have no memory whatsoever :rolleyes:

A VERY sensible move on your part, something I should have done with every game I play :p
 

lockinlove

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I hit a 2000xbet and haven't played it since. I'm convinced it'll steal it back from me.

nice!

I have done really well on this slot. I think the key is to know when to leave when its cold too.

I hit 1000x not long ago and many 500x since. So now that im up so much I proceed with caution.

I hit a bonus and right after do 25 spins to see if its hot. If not, leave. Regardless if the bonus paid 100x or 5x. Its when you stick around for 500 spins trying to get a bonus. 99% of the time thats the wrong move!
 

mcgameboy

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JP is high variance, and therefore it OUGHT to be a dirty bastard.

Personally I would rank the 243 ways in terms of variance like this (highest variance first).

NB. For guidance purposes, if a game appears above the line, that means it has crossed the line described.

1. GOT
----------------------SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD VARIANCE LINE
2. Avalon 2
3. JP
----------------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD VARIANCE LINE
4. Finer Reels
5. Playboy
6. IR
----------------------DIRTY BASTARD VARIANCE LINE
7. TS2
----------------------USUALLY AVOIDS BEING A DIRTY BASTARD, BUT HAS IT'S DIRTY BASTARD MOMENTS LINE


To sum up, the OP merely calling JP a "DIRTY BASTARD" doesn't go far enough IMO. JP is a "FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD".

In terms of difficulty to trigger (purely based on my own playing experience)

1. GOT
------------------------SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD TO TRIGGER LINE
2. JP
3. Avalon 2
------------------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD TO TRIGGER LINE
4. Playboy
5. Finer Reels
------------------------DIRTY BASTARD TO TRIGGER LINE
6. TS2
7. IR
------------------------USUALLY NOT A DIRTY BASTARD, BUT VERY CAPABLE OF BEING A DIRTY BASTARD ON A BAD DAY LINE

To sum up, once again, the OP doesn't go far enough by merely calling JP a "DIRTY BASTARD". It is clearly a "FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD".

In terms of the likelihood of the feature to pay less than 5x bet (purely based on my own playing experience)

1. GOT
------------------------SUPER DUPER, MOTHER F*CKING, FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
2. JP
------------------------SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
3. IR (especially if you pick Amber and Troy)
4. Playboy (especially if you only pick Sofia)
------------------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
5. Finer Reels
------------------------DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
6. TS2
------------------------NOT REALLY A BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE AT ALL LINE
7. Avalon 2 (because there are 4 features with capped bonus rounds which are virtually impossible to come away from with less than 5x bet)
------------------------IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE A DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE

To sum up, once again the OP doesn't go far enough by merely calling JP a "DIRTY BASTARD". In this category, JP raises it's game and is now clearly a "SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD".

So as you can see, JP is near the top in all three of those categories. So it won't surprise you to know that the next list is in order of playing preference (least preferred at the top)

1. GOT
------------YOU F*CKING FILTHY, DIRTY MOTHER F*CKING BASTARD AND A DIRTY C**T TO PLAY LINE
2. Avalon 2
3. JP
------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD TO PLAY LINE
4. Playboy
5. Finer Reels
------------DIRTY BASTARD TO PLAY LINE
6. TS2
------------YOU'RE NOT A "DIRTY BASTARD", BUT YOU'RE CLEARLY STILL A BASTARD TO PLAY LINE
7. IR
------------THE LEAST BASTARDY OUT OF A BASTARDY LOT TO PLAY LINE

I love MG 243 ways and I do lean towards Medium-High variance games. But I have to admit, JP is where I start to get "less comfortable", simply because that is where I feel the dirty bastard line begins.
 

goatwack

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Should be a new term that players can see when hovering over it on Casinomeister:

The "DBL"
 

lotusch

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Today 400 spins no feature in sight not even added wilds feature which usually triggers just for entertainment and suspence RTP 37.6 exactly. (

Unfortunately all MGS 243 liners can easy go without a FS trigger for 1000-1200 spins if caught in a bad mood.
400 spins is nothing mate.

Try Game of Thrones (243 liner).
Now that is a biatch to trigger FS, forget your average 200 spins! :)
 

lotusch

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@mcgameboy, that post made my night!! :nod::clap::nod:

I see you have the same feelings for GoT as myself! :D
 

goatwack

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Unfortunately all MGS 243 liners can easy go without a FS trigger for 1000-1200 spins if caught in a bad mood.
400 spins is nothing mate.

Try Game of Thrones (243 liner).
Now that is a biatch to trigger FS, forget your average 200 spins! :)

As ever so slightly mentioned by McGameboy in his scathing report! :eek:
 

osulle

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JP is high variance, and therefore it OUGHT to be a dirty bastard.

Personally I would rank the 243 ways in terms of variance like this (highest variance first).

NB. For guidance purposes, if a game appears above the line, that means it has crossed the line described.

1. GOT
----------------------SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD VARIANCE LINE
2. Avalon 2
3. JP
----------------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD VARIANCE LINE
4. Finer Reels
5. Playboy
6. IR
----------------------DIRTY BASTARD VARIANCE LINE
7. TS2
----------------------USUALLY AVOIDS BEING A DIRTY BASTARD, BUT HAS IT'S DIRTY BASTARD MOMENTS LINE


To sum up, the OP merely calling JP a "DIRTY BASTARD" doesn't go far enough IMO. JP is a "FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD".

In terms of difficulty to trigger (purely based on my own playing experience)

1. GOT
------------------------SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD TO TRIGGER LINE
2. JP
3. Avalon 2
------------------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD TO TRIGGER LINE
4. Playboy
5. Finer Reels
------------------------DIRTY BASTARD TO TRIGGER LINE
6. TS2
7. IR
------------------------USUALLY NOT A DIRTY BASTARD, BUT VERY CAPABLE OF BEING A DIRTY BASTARD ON A BAD DAY LINE

To sum up, once again, the OP doesn't go far enough by merely calling JP a "DIRTY BASTARD". It is clearly a "FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD".

In terms of the likelihood of the feature to pay less than 5x bet (purely based on my own playing experience)

1. GOT
------------------------SUPER DUPER, MOTHER F*CKING, FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
2. JP
------------------------SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
3. IR (especially if you pick Amber and Troy)
4. Playboy (especially if you only pick Sofia)
------------------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
5. Finer Reels
------------------------DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
6. TS2
------------------------NOT REALLY A BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE AT ALL LINE
7. Avalon 2 (because there are 4 features with capped bonus rounds which are virtually impossible to come away from with less than 5x bet)
------------------------IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE A DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE

To sum up, once again the OP doesn't go far enough by merely calling JP a "DIRTY BASTARD". In this category, JP raises it's game and is now clearly a "SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD".

So as you can see, JP is near the top in all three of those categories. So it won't surprise you to know that the next list is in order of playing preference (least preferred at the top)

1. GOT
------------YOU F*CKING FILTHY, DIRTY MOTHER F*CKING BASTARD AND A DIRTY C**T TO PLAY LINE
2. Avalon 2
3. JP
------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD TO PLAY LINE
4. Playboy
5. Finer Reels
------------DIRTY BASTARD TO PLAY LINE
6. TS2
------------YOU'RE NOT A "DIRTY BASTARD", BUT YOU'RE CLEARLY STILL A BASTARD TO PLAY LINE
7. IR
------------THE LEAST BASTARDY OUT OF A BASTARDY LOT TO PLAY LINE

I love MG 243 ways and I do lean towards Medium-High variance games. But I have to admit, JP is where I start to get "less comfortable", simply because that is where I feel the dirty bastard line begins.
:lolup::lolup::lolup: There are still tears in my eyes from laughing so hard. This post eloquently sums up these slots. Spot on!
 

goatwack

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If we're being technical here, I always had Playboy down as being being a Filthy Dirty Bastard and less of merely being a Dirty Bastard.

That applies to all lines :cool:
 

mcgameboy

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@mcgameboy, that post made my night!! :nod::clap::nod:

I see you have the same feelings for GoT as myself! :D

You're welcome sir. :) Yes I read your post about GOT about a week or so ago, but I didn't really have time to comment (well actually RANT would have been more accurate) on it. Let's just say I thought your stats were pretty brutal....with knobs on.

That said, I actually do like the 15 lines version. I've found that to be a lot more "co-operative". Although, some would argue that the lines version is even more volatile than the ways version. And for that reason, I tend to pick my moments to play either version very carefully.
 

lockinlove

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@mcgameboy, that post made my night!! :nod::clap::nod:

I see you have the same feelings for GoT as myself! :D

Its so true about GoT!!!

I have played this dirty bastard A LOT probably lifetime 250,000 spins if not more and still havent conquered it. My Best is prob 350x. Still hunting for that 1000x plus hit
 

mcgameboy

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Its so true about GoT!!!

I have played this dirty bastard A LOT probably lifetime 250,000 spins if not more and still havent conquered it. My Best is prob 350x. Still hunting for that 1000x plus hit

If I had played 250,000 spins of GOT in my lifetime, I'd probably be living in a Salvation Army hostel.
 

jjezebel37

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JP is high variance, and therefore it OUGHT to be a dirty bastard.

Personally I would rank the 243 ways in terms of variance like this (highest variance first).

NB. For guidance purposes, if a game appears above the line, that means it has crossed the line described.

1. GOT
----------------------SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD VARIANCE LINE
2. Avalon 2
3. JP
----------------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD VARIANCE LINE
4. Finer Reels
5. Playboy
6. IR
----------------------DIRTY BASTARD VARIANCE LINE
7. TS2
----------------------USUALLY AVOIDS BEING A DIRTY BASTARD, BUT HAS IT'S DIRTY BASTARD MOMENTS LINE


To sum up, the OP merely calling JP a "DIRTY BASTARD" doesn't go far enough IMO. JP is a "FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD".

In terms of difficulty to trigger (purely based on my own playing experience)

1. GOT
------------------------SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD TO TRIGGER LINE
2. JP
3. Avalon 2
------------------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD TO TRIGGER LINE
4. Playboy
5. Finer Reels
------------------------DIRTY BASTARD TO TRIGGER LINE
6. TS2
7. IR
------------------------USUALLY NOT A DIRTY BASTARD, BUT VERY CAPABLE OF BEING A DIRTY BASTARD ON A BAD DAY LINE

To sum up, once again, the OP doesn't go far enough by merely calling JP a "DIRTY BASTARD". It is clearly a "FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD".

In terms of the likelihood of the feature to pay less than 5x bet (purely based on my own playing experience)

1. GOT
------------------------SUPER DUPER, MOTHER F*CKING, FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
2. JP
------------------------SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
3. IR (especially if you pick Amber and Troy)
4. Playboy (especially if you only pick Sofia)
------------------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
5. Finer Reels
------------------------DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE
6. TS2
------------------------NOT REALLY A BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE AT ALL LINE
7. Avalon 2 (because there are 4 features with capped bonus rounds which are virtually impossible to come away from with less than 5x bet)
------------------------IMPOSSIBLE TO HAVE A DIRTY BASTARD FOR PAYING LESS THAN 5 TIMES STAKE LINE

To sum up, once again the OP doesn't go far enough by merely calling JP a "DIRTY BASTARD". In this category, JP raises it's game and is now clearly a "SUPER FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD".

So as you can see, JP is near the top in all three of those categories. So it won't surprise you to know that the next list is in order of playing preference (least preferred at the top)

1. GOT
------------YOU F*CKING FILTHY, DIRTY MOTHER F*CKING BASTARD AND A DIRTY C**T TO PLAY LINE
2. Avalon 2
3. JP
------------FILTHY, DIRTY BASTARD TO PLAY LINE
4. Playboy
5. Finer Reels
------------DIRTY BASTARD TO PLAY LINE
6. TS2
------------YOU'RE NOT A "DIRTY BASTARD", BUT YOU'RE CLEARLY STILL A BASTARD TO PLAY LINE
7. IR
------------THE LEAST BASTARDY OUT OF A BASTARDY LOT TO PLAY LINE

I love MG 243 ways and I do lean towards Medium-High variance games. But I have to admit, JP is where I start to get "less comfortable", simply because that is where I feel the dirty bastard line begins.

Bit of a fence sitter

Gimme a good laugh
 

lotusch

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The slot is dire but hey on Youtube you can see some pretty sick hits on this...
My best was actually on Stark (x3) which hit for just over 1200x bet but that was in the first week it was released.
Same week I also hit 3x the 50x scatter bonus of which one was even in the FS.
After that I haven't seen it or just after each 5000 spins or so.

It is a brutal slot but even on €0.30 a full house of the yellows (x5) would win you a small fortune.

So ranting or not, I keep playing it from time to time..
 

lockinlove

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If I had played 250,000 spins of GOT in my lifetime, I'd probably be living in a Salvation Army hostel.

lmao

it has been pretty discouraging but to lighten any blows or losses I only play this slot when Im up so I dont feel like 'this slot again took all my damn money'!!!!!
 

lockinlove

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The slot is dire but hey on Youtube you can see some pretty sick hits on this...
My best was actually on Stark (x3) which hit for just over 1200x bet but that was in the first week it was released.
Same week I also hit 3x the 50x scatter bonus of which one was even in the FS.
After that I haven't seen it or just after each 5000 spins or so.

It is a brutal slot but even on €0.30 a full house of the yellows (x5) would win you a small fortune.

So ranting or not, I keep playing it from time to time..

I actually hit that 50x scatter thing twice over 2 days but each time I played it was only like 25 spins when I hit it so it was very early and I was able to leave the slot up which is pretty rare haha.

Anyone who gets over 500x on this slot I feel is very rare and very lucky lol
 

mcgameboy

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lmao

it has been pretty discouraging but to lighten any blows or losses I only play this slot when Im up so I dont feel like 'this slot again took all my damn money'!!!!!

Yeah personally I don't like the idea of making this one of my "starter" games, even when I am playing with a deposit bonus.
I only tend to play this under 1 of 2 circumstances...

1. A No Deposit Bonus AKA a free punt (this is the one exception to my "playing GOT with a bonus" rule)
2. Playing with "post-cashout leftovers"

That way, if/WHEN I get crushed, I can still walk away happy.
 
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