2017 Christmas Contest

[amourgirl]

From Bryan's 32 red casinomeister exclusive tourney post on 22 may 2008!
https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/threads/32red-slotsmeister-exclusive-tourney.24894/

Just in case ----- It also shows Mathew23's post from the same day - Sounds great! Will this be running for the whole of June?

 

[nikantw]

Have an idea for a special one:

Post a christmas related joke.

It is for 6-5-4 points. Winners are the jokes with the most likes. In case of a tie the earliest post wins. I will count the "likes" at 23:59 GMT. Post as many as you want but only one win per person.

Have fun!

 

[Chipkin9]

An overly obese man is desperate to lose weight in time for christmas.

He sees an advert in a local paper declaring "If you don't lose 10 stone in 3 months everything is free".

So he calls the number and is told that there will be 3 stages to the program and training will start at 10am sharp the next morning.

He wakes up the next day and hears a knock at the door. When he answers he sees a beautiful woman wearing nothing at all but a sign around her neck saying "If you catch me, you can kiss me!".

Without hesitation the man grabs his shoes and chases the woman for over an hour before he gives up. This continues for the next fortnight.

He then receives a call and is questioned on his progress.

"How are you finding our program sir?"

To his surprise he weighs himself and finds that he has lost 1 and a half stone.

"Great!," He replies.

"Good, then you are ready for stage 2 of our program, you will start tomorrow at 10am".

So the next morning as expected he receives a knock at the door.

This time he sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen in his life, even more beautiful than the one before. She is also wearing nothing but a sign around her neck saying "If you catch me, you can fuck me!".

The man doubles his efforts as he chases the girl for over 2 hours before finally giving up. It dawns on him that this girl is faster than the last. This also continues for a fortnight.

He receives another call.

"I hope you are finding our weight loss program to be above expectations, are you satisfied with your progress so far?"

He's now lost 4 stone altogehter.

"Yes I am, in fact I can not wait to start stage 3."

"Well sir, I do not recommend stage 3. This is the most intense an rigorous training we have and we usually only recommend this in cases of disatisfied customers!"

"No no, whilst I am satisified, I still wish to complete what I started".

"Okay sir. Training is at 10am."

So the next morning the man eagerly gets ready and puts his shoes on. This time he is gonna catch the beauty.

So he hears the knock and opens his door.

This time he sees Santa, toned and bulked, wearing nothing but a sign around his neck saying "If I catch you, your arse is mine".

 

[nikantw]

I know the variation with the bell that stops the exercise just the moment he catches the girl ..... no bell on stage 3

 

[Jd666]

On Christmas morning a copper on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his brand new bike.
The copper says to the kid, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
The kid says, "Yeah."
The copper says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike."
The copper then proceeds to issue the kid a £20 bicycle safety violation ticket.
The kid takes the ticket and before the copper rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?"
Humoring the kid, the copper says, "Yeah, he sure did."
The kid says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.

 

[Supababe]

Why did no-one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?

Because they were two deer

 

[amourgirl]

Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: It depends on where you leave them!

 

[nikantw]

Week 3
End of day 2

Time for the points:

Find the item
Chipkin9 4
JdRocks 2
GoldenGhoul 1

Joke
Chipkin9 6
JdRocks 5
Supababe 4

LeaderBoard
Chipkin9 84
JdRocks 58
amourgirl 42
Supababe 40
ternur 35
GoldenGhoul 24
illu88 14
dave1888 13
zellie 9
incrediblestuff 2
helenakp 1

 

[nikantw]

Week 3, Day 3

"Find the item"

Todays task, what is it and where is it posted (exact post):



Only one guess per person, but if nobody has found the correct answer I may reveal another clue and then you can make another guess.

The monthly task, winner screenshots, is also on. Post as many as you like, must be no more than a day old, highest multiplier wins.

Have fun!

 

[amourgirl]

I give up damn it!

Week 3, Day 3

"Find the item"

Todays task, what is it and where is it posted (exact post):

View attachment 85220

Only one guess per person, but if nobody has found the correct answer I may reveal another clue and then you can make another guess.

The monthly task, winner screenshots, is also on. Post as many as you like, must be no more than a day old, highest multiplier wins.

Have fun!

 

[Chipkin9]

I give up damn it!

It's a pool posted somewhere on a thread at that casinomeister.com forum

Bloody difficult this one!

Also if this is a still shot from a video...there is no chance of finding the answer lol

Edit: That wasn't meant as a reply to you btw Amourgirl. Incase you are confused haha. Sorry.

 

[Jd666]

It's a pool posted somewhere on a thread at that casinomeister.com forum

Bloody difficult this one!

Also if this is a still shot from a video...there is no chance of finding the answer lol

I spent over half hour on it and still no joy

 

[amourgirl]

It's a pool posted somewhere on a thread at that casinomeister.com forum

Bloody difficult this one!

Also if this is a still shot from a video...there is no chance of finding the answer lol

Edit: That wasn't meant as a reply to you btw Amourgirl. Incase you are confused haha. Sorry.

I spent over half hour on it and still no joy

I know the damn forum inside out now lol! Well one thing I am sure of, it's not a profile picture of anyone.

 

[amourgirl]

Week 3, Day 3

"Find the item"

Todays task, what is it and where is it posted (exact post):

View attachment 85220

Could you at least give us the year it was posted?

 

[Chipkin9]

I know the damn forum inside out now lol! Well one thing I am sure of, it's not a profile picture of anyone.

I've stopped looking.

I'll leave this one to you

Edit: Yea I'm the same, I've been to places here that I didn't even know existed lol

There's even a porn section

 

[nikantw]

Ok, I will give a bigger pic:



Some of you may recognize the place. It is in the Mediterranean sea. Posted within the last 2 years.

 

[Supababe]

I’m not bothered searching but chip, amour could it be from one of the CM conferences... shot from room, You’re more likely to know where they have been than me....maybe Las Vegas?

 

[Chipkin9]

Checked those threads already haha.

 

[Chipkin9]

Don't know if I'm right, but I am scouring the entire Internet right now and Corinthia St Georges Bay in Malta looks similar.



Edit: They all look similar god damn it!

 

[Jd666]

Don't know if I'm right, but I am scouring the entire Internet right now and Corinthia St Georges Bay in Malta looks similar.

View attachment 85228

Edit: They all look similar god damn it!

I thought Malta earlier this morning, but I dont think the search function is as good as what it was on the old forum.
Looked in the threads I thought may have a chance, but was not to be.

 

[Jd666]

Just had a thought who may have posted this.
But cant get the search to go back far enough

 

[Jd666]

Cant even find the thread i am thinking of by looking through the members threads.
I am pretty sure it happened haha.

 

[Jd666]

Bloody knew it, the crafty git.

Nikans trip to Malta with Rizk casino

https://www.casinomeister.com/forum...asino-post-them-here.72913/page-3#post-755025

 

[Chipkin9]

Nikans trip to Malta with Rizk casino

https://www.casinomeister.com/forum...asino-post-them-here.72913/page-3#post-755025

Well done JD.

I suspected it was Nikan's as well, but could only get 7 pages of history for him.

 

[Jd666]

Nikans trip to Malta with Rizk casino

https://www.casinomeister.com/forum...asino-post-them-here.72913/page-3#post-755025

Well done JD.

I suspected it was Nikan's as well, but could only get 7 pages of history for him.

I know, you can search stuff and sometimes only a couple of things come up.
Or nothing at all.

That was bloody hard