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Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by winbig, Sep 9, 2007.

    Sep 9, 2007
  1. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount. webby PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Bum
    Location:
    Pennsylvania
    ...You have every payline memorized, whether it's 5,9,20,25+ lines.

    ...You can tell if a scatter is going to fall in place to trigger the free spins based on its location during the time it's scrolling by.

    ...You memorized what each symbol pays, whether it's 3,4, or 5oak.

    ...You know by the 2nd reel whether or not you're going to win, and wish the spin would hurry up and finish.
    Feel free to post anything else that's not mentioned :p
     
    15 people like this.
  2. Sep 9, 2007
  3. babs7262

    babs7262 Banned User

    Occupation:
    On Disability,p/t online slots reviewer
    Location:
    PA
    when you have (lets just say) $100 and you say to yourself "im just gonna play till $80 and stop for the night".......30 minutes later, your at $10
     
    6 people like this.
  4. Sep 9, 2007
  5. happygobrokey

    happygobrokey Dormant account

    Occupation:
    student of life
    Location:
    canada
    ...when you have nightmares plagued with haunting music and pay symbols laughing at you

    ...when you catch yourself humming the tunes at work or while fixing dinner

    ...when you see someone's face and notice how they resemble the "loaded" guy or thor or another of the characters

    ...when you bet real low for the purpose of getting maximum play time

    ...when you hold the mouse up in the air and pretend you're yanking a pull-arm when you click spin

    ...when you try and put your club card in the cd-rom

    ...when you put one of venetian's seat-savers down on your computer chair during bathroom breaks

    :thumbsup:
     
    13 people like this.
  6. Sep 9, 2007
  7. SlotsWizard

    SlotsWizard Dormant account webmeister

    Occupation:
    I currently work for the Wizard of Odds
    Location:
    North of Antarctica
    ... your Casinomeister screen name begins with "Slots"

    ... one of your friends says something that reminds you of a particular game and you start to say "Oh yeah, kind of like..." and have to stop yourself because you realize they wouldn't understand what you were about to say

    ... you make popcorn before clicking the "Start Free Spins" button

    ... you start analyzing them
     
    9 people like this.
  8. Sep 9, 2007
  9. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount. webby PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Bum
    Location:
    Pennsylvania

    Best two yet! :lolup:
     
    1 person likes this.
  10. Sep 9, 2007
  11. allslots

    allslots Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Webmaster
    Location:
    Sweden
    Or when
    .... you write down the result of every single spin in excel, create graphs and try and find some sort of pattern in the randomness of slots!!

    .... or when you catch yourself huming the slot machine bonus round music

    .... or when you find yourself designing new slots on your free time.

    .... or when you plan to show pictures of your family in your image gallery but all that comes up are a bunch of slot screenshots!!

    Allslots
    You must register/login in order to see the link.
     
    4 people like this.
  12. Sep 9, 2007
  13. Slotster!

    Slotster! I predict a riot. CAG

    Occupation:
    al Hazard
    Location:
    Location, Location!
    :rolleyes:
     
    2 people like this.
  14. Sep 9, 2007
  15. Simmo!

    Simmo! Moderator Staff Member

    Occupation:
    Web Dev.
    Location:
    England
    Why on earth would you want to analyse popcorn?!?
     
  16. Sep 9, 2007
  17. happygobrokey

    happygobrokey Dormant account

    Occupation:
    student of life
    Location:
    canada
    to make sure you're getting maximum popping efficiency, to hone the flavour enhancement you add to it, or to divine something out of the bowl, like tea leaves. :thumbsup:
     
  18. Sep 9, 2007
  19. allslots

    allslots Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Webmaster
    Location:
    Sweden
    ... or how about if your screens name says it all, like "allslots"
    ... or even if you have the word "slots" anywhere in your screen name!!

    Long live slots!! Preferably video or casual

    :eek:
     
  20. Sep 9, 2007
  21. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    House-Husband and Casino Advisor
    Location:
    Bexhill on sea, England
    Also;
    ...when you keep going back to a slot which has always crap for you expecting something to change... and it doesn't.

    ...when you decide to create a new website all about slots, and then realise you're committing yourself to 100's of hours of compiling data which hardly anyone will appreciate anyway... :(
     
    2 people like this.
  22. Sep 9, 2007
  23. GGW Laurie

    GGW Laurie Dormant account webmeister

    Occupation:
    Self Employed
    Location:
    In the Beautiful South !!
    you know your addicted to slots when

    YOU SAY TO YOURSELF, I NEED TO QUIT AND ITS ONE OF THE HARDEST BATTLES YOUVE EVER HAD TO FACE:)
     
  24. Sep 9, 2007
  25. silkprint

    silkprint Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Yup ...I work
    Location:
    Mass
    When you want to jump up and down with glee when you have put the slots on auto while you did something and came back to the free spin feature.
     
    1 person likes this.
  26. Sep 9, 2007
  27. kakata

    kakata Banned User - hyper flamming PABnonaccred PABnoaccred PABaccred

    Occupation:
    sales
    Location:
    miami fl
    when you realize that you lowered your bet while winning............which means you dont want to win you want to PLAY........thats IMO the worst addiction.:oops:
     
    2 people like this.
  28. Sep 9, 2007
  29. SlotsWizard

    SlotsWizard Dormant account webmeister

    Occupation:
    I currently work for the Wizard of Odds
    Location:
    North of Antarctica
    To single out the pieces of popcorn that resemble the faces of religious figures, which you can sell on eBay and use the proceeds to play more slots. :D

    I thought it was self-explanatory. :confused: :lolup:

    Been there, done that too... :mad:
     
  30. Sep 9, 2007
  31. just play

    just play closed account

    Occupation:
    Director of Home Operations
    Location:
    USA
    When you hear your 5 year old in the back round saying to herself "come on, come on" when you are waiting for that 3rd diamond to come.


    (I let her pick the diamonds on Diamond Dozen :D )
     
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  32. Sep 9, 2007
  33. Chipeez

    Chipeez Wannabee SuperMan webmeister

    Occupation:
    Web-boss
    Location:
    Utrecht
    And in addittion to these 3


    ...when you put a bucket under your printer after a big win, waiting for the coins to come out
     
    2 people like this.
  34. Sep 9, 2007
  35. GGW Laurie

    GGW Laurie Dormant account webmeister

    Occupation:
    Self Employed
    Location:
    In the Beautiful South !!
    :lolup::lolup: if only that would work:lolup::lolup:
     
  36. Sep 9, 2007
  37. babs7262

    babs7262 Banned User

    Occupation:
    On Disability,p/t online slots reviewer
    Location:
    PA
    omg

    a little pee came out from laughing so hard at the popcorn one and I got tears in my eyes.....I had to explain to my husband

    When your at a casino IRL but your still playing on line like I am right now
     
    1 person likes this.
  38. Sep 9, 2007
  39. winbig

    winbig Keep winning this amount. webby PABnononaccred

    Occupation:
    Bum
    Location:
    Pennsylvania

    BE CAREFUL!

    Some casinos will close your account! Remember, you're using a different IP address to connect while you're away from home.
     
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