You know you're addicted to slots when

[winbig]

...You have every payline memorized, whether it's 5,9,20,25+ lines.

...You can tell if a scatter is going to fall in place to trigger the free spins based on its location during the time it's scrolling by.

...You memorized what each symbol pays, whether it's 3,4, or 5oak.

...You know by the 2nd reel whether or not you're going to win, and wish the spin would hurry up and finish.
Feel free to post anything else that's not mentioned

 

[babs7262]

when you have (lets just say) $100 and you say to yourself "im just gonna play till $80 and stop for the night".......30 minutes later, your at $10

 

[happygobrokey]

...when you have nightmares plagued with haunting music and pay symbols laughing at you

...when you catch yourself humming the tunes at work or while fixing dinner

...when you see someone's face and notice how they resemble the "loaded" guy or thor or another of the characters

...when you bet real low for the purpose of getting maximum play time

...when you hold the mouse up in the air and pretend you're yanking a pull-arm when you click spin

...when you try and put your club card in the cd-rom

...when you put one of venetian's seat-savers down on your computer chair during bathroom breaks

 

[SlotsWizard]

... your Casinomeister screen name begins with "Slots"

... one of your friends says something that reminds you of a particular game and you start to say "Oh yeah, kind of like..." and have to stop yourself because you realize they wouldn't understand what you were about to say

... you make popcorn before clicking the "Start Free Spins" button

... you start analyzing them

 

[winbig]

...when you try and put your club card in the cd-rom

...when you put one of venetian's seat-savers down on your computer chair during bathroom breaks

Best two yet!

 

[allslots]

Or when
.... you write down the result of every single spin in excel, create graphs and try and find some sort of pattern in the randomness of slots!!

.... or when you catch yourself huming the slot machine bonus round music

.... or when you find yourself designing new slots on your free time.

.... or when you plan to show pictures of your family in your image gallery but all that comes up are a bunch of slot screenshots!!

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[Slotster!]

... your Casinomeister screen name begins with "Slots"

 

[Simmo!]

... you make popcorn before clicking the "Start Free Spins" button

... you start analyzing them

Why on earth would you want to analyse popcorn?!?

 

[happygobrokey]

Why on earth would you want to analyse popcorn?!?

to make sure you're getting maximum popping efficiency, to hone the flavour enhancement you add to it, or to divine something out of the bowl, like tea leaves.

 

[allslots]

... or how about if your screens name says it all, like "allslots"
... or even if you have the word "slots" anywhere in your screen name!!

Long live slots!! Preferably video or casual

 

[KasinoKing]

Also;
...when you keep going back to a slot which has always crap for you expecting something to change... and it doesn't.

...when you decide to create a new website all about slots, and then realise you're committing yourself to 100's of hours of compiling data which hardly anyone will appreciate anyway...

 

[LaurieJim]

you know your addicted to slots when

YOU SAY TO YOURSELF, I NEED TO QUIT AND ITS ONE OF THE HARDEST BATTLES YOUVE EVER HAD TO FACE

 

[silkprint]

When you want to jump up and down with glee when you have put the slots on auto while you did something and came back to the free spin feature.

 

[kakata]

when you realize that you lowered your bet while winning............which means you dont want to win you want to PLAY........thats IMO the worst addiction.

 

[SlotsWizard]

Why on earth would you want to analyse popcorn?!?

To single out the pieces of popcorn that resemble the faces of religious figures, which you can sell on eBay and use the proceeds to play more slots.

I thought it was self-explanatory.

...when you decide to create a new website all about slots, and then realise you're committing yourself to 100's of hours of compiling data which hardly anyone will appreciate anyway...

Been there, done that too...

 

[just play]

When you hear your 5 year old in the back round saying to herself "come on, come on" when you are waiting for that 3rd diamond to come.


(I let her pick the diamonds on Diamond Dozen )

 

[Chipeez]

...when you hold the mouse up in the air and pretend you're yanking a pull-arm when you click spin

...when you try and put your club card in the cd-rom

...when you put one of venetian's seat-savers down on your computer chair during bathroom breaks

And in addittion to these 3


...when you put a bucket under your printer after a big win, waiting for the coins to come out

 

[LaurieJim]

And in addittion to these 3


...when you put a bucket under your printer after a big win, waiting for the coins to come out

if only that would work

 

[babs7262]

omg

a little pee came out from laughing so hard at the popcorn one and I got tears in my eyes.....I had to explain to my husband

When your at a casino IRL but your still playing on line like I am right now

 

[winbig]

When your at a casino IRL but your still playing on line like I am right now

BE CAREFUL!

Some casinos will close your account! Remember, you're using a different IP address to connect while you're away from home.

 

[darsval]

..... When you decide to play for about an hour before you head off to bed... then when you look at the clock its 4:45 AM!!!

 

[winbig]

then when you look at the clock its 4:45 AM!!!

...2 days after you started playing

 

[Matthew23]

......you know all the names of the fish in Dolphins Tale

......you leave the casino open over night so you don't waste a few minutes loading it the next morning.

......you log into your account because you think there might be a few cents to play with.

......a winning screenshot turns you on

 

[Rusty]

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When you make a bulk order of sanitary pants but you don't suffer from incontinence.

When the only thing you have to eat is the crust of the pizza from the night before.

nice one biggy

 

[lojo]

When your girlfriend is actually jealous of a cartoon character
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