Talents you can't make money from...do you have any?

[just play]

I have this weird "talent".

I can "squirt" with my tongue. You know when you eat a lemon or something you sometimes see a stream of spit come out of your mouth? I can do this whenever I want. When I was a kid I used to "squirt" my friends.

I also am very good with voices. Say we are watching an animated movie, I can always tell which star is doing all the characters voices. Even if I don't know who's "staring" in that movie.

 

[dionysus]

my talent would require some wine and a willing subject

 

[Tirilej]

my talent would require some wine and a willing subject

Are you sure that's something you CAN'T make money from?

Nice talents just play
I do know that I'm talented in many areas, but unfortunately I believe I can make money from them all

 

[just play]

Are you sure that's something you CAN'T make money from?

Nice talents just play
I do know that I'm talented in many areas, but unfortunately I believe I can make money from them all

LMAO yes I believe Dionysus could make money from his "talent", but would he be willing?

 

[dionysus]

lol, no...I'm not willing to whore myself out. Being a slut will suffice

 

[LaHutti]

The list is endless ... I wish I could make money from just ONE of my talents. !

 

[KasinoKing]

I can play a whole round of golf and not have my ball land on the fairway I am actually supposed to be playing once...
My fellow players find this highly amusing for some reason - but how can I make money from it?

KK

 

[vinylweatherman]

I can play a whole round of golf and not have my ball land on the fairway I am actually supposed to be playing once...
My fellow players find this highly amusing for some reason - but how can I make money from it?

KK

How can I make money from your talent?


Hmmmmm.........

Now where did I put that video camera

 

[blonde]

Can't believe I am telling this LOL, but I can wiggle my ears hahaha. My mom would embarrass me so bad growing up at family functions with this god given talent

 

[just play]

Can't believe I am telling this LOL, but I can wiggle my ears hahaha. My mom would embarrass me so bad growing up at family functions with this god given talent

I have tried my whole life to do that! How do you do it???

Spill it!!!

 

[blonde]

I have tried my whole life to do that! How do you do it???

Spill it!!!

HAHAHA, well not real sure. I just use my ear muscles I guess

 

[Westland Bowl]

you think you can't make money from your "useless" talent?? Write a Kindle book about it! You might make a dollar or two.

"How I Won $40,000 Playing Blackjack"

 

[Seventh777]

I have this weird "talent".

I can "squirt" with my tongue. You know when you eat a lemon or something you sometimes see a stream of spit come out of your mouth? I can do this whenever I want. When I was a kid I used to "squirt" my friends.

I also am very good with voices. Say we are watching an animated movie, I can always tell which star is doing all the characters voices. Even if I don't know who's "staring" in that movie.

OMG I was drinking very hot coffee then as I read the the 1st five words .

 

[chuchu59]

my talent would require some wine and a willing subject

I am sure your bf would be a willing subject.

 

[Brooklyn]

OMG I was drinking very hot coffee then as I read the the 1st five words .

Ok well my talents are make-up but I guess I can make money from that and I am a pretty good writer...


Other than that I am quite flexible. LOL I know how bad that sounds but maybe I could make some money with those flexible talents LMAO.

Ok for example. Can you stand straight up with feet flat on floor and then place both palms flat on floor without bending your knees? I can.

Shuddup.



Oh and I can say ABC's backwards in less than 3 seconds.

I forgot. I was just talking to a friend of mine on 3dice I forgot this other flexible talent of mine hahah...I can lay flat on ground and place foot flat on wall behind me.



I had her try it, she is still working that out.

 

[dionysus]

I am sure your bf would be a willing subject.

lol, at three years, good sex means being polite and deleting the cache after watching porn

 

[Brooklyn]

What is this sex thing you speak of?


I am gonna get me a time machine off of ebay and pretend this whole thread never happened.

 

[dionysus]

well oral sex is where one comes home cranky while the other was home all day cranky then loudly yelling 'f**k you' at one another

 

[Brooklyn]

well oral sex is where one comes home cranky while the other was home all day cranky then loudly yelling 'f**k you' at one another

Hot. Can you borrow VWM camera just for verification purposes. This time with more feeling

 

[dionysus]

oh, i had a misspent youth, im sure theres videos floating 'round, lmao

 

[blonde]

:Read: anyway

 

[vinylweatherman]

Hot. Can you borrow VWM camera just for verification purposes. This time with more feeling

Sorry, the image was blurry, could you please make it again in HD

 

[skiny]

I can make women never speak to me again after about 3 days.

Although I could make money from it if I borrowed 20 bucks from them first.

"But what about your 20 bucks?"

"Just keep it."


I'm also a talented slot player.... Which I've never seemed to be able to make money from.

 

[maxd]

Worthless talents? My speciality!

Wiggle ears: check.
tying old-style marine knots, inventing the odd one now and again -- well, modify an old one to re-purpose it -- when the need arises: check.
carve pretty nice kitchen spoons out of bits of wood, branches, firewood, etc: check.
load and shoot pretty much any gun made before 1970: check.
remember the lyrics to pretty much any song Davie Bowie wrote before 1983, up to and including Scary Monsters: check.
sharpen to a razor edge anything with a blade less than 14 inches: check.
throw an axe and hit a 6-inch target at 20 paces: check.
make an axe and then throw it: check.
occupy myself quite happily in an empty bit of woods for an unnaturally long time (days and days and days): check.
identify four different species of bear at 1000 yards: check.
clean up cat vomit during dinner without losing my appetite: check.
forge really ugly jewelry that nobody but my wife will wear: check.
cook dozens and dozens of authentic East Indian dishes but know almost no one who likes it as spicy as I do: check.

As you might imagine this could go on for quite some time. Fruits of a misspent youth in the deep, dark woods of the Canadian North.

 

[Seventh777]

Ok for example. Can you stand straight up with feet flat on floor and then place both palms flat on floor without bending your knees? I can.

Here's some plane fare, see ya tonight

 

[KasinoKing]

load and shoot pretty much any gun made before 1970: check.
sharpen to a razor edge anything with a blade less than 14 inches: check.
throw an axe and hit a 6-inch target at 20 paces: check.
make an axe and then throw it: check.

Jeeeeze - no wonder the rogue casinos are all afraid of you!

KK

 

[swampwitch]

There's never a kennylingus avatar around when you need one.

I can do the Spock eyebrow raise. This annoys the uncool.
Also, I can cross my eyes and leave one crossed while the other moves all the way over. Can't make any money off it, but if I drool at the same time the line at Target moves a lot quicker.

 

[PNEFOREVER2]

We've got Rambo in the house lol......

 

[LaHutti]

Allright Max ... I've never met you, so have absolutely no clue what you look like, and I don't know what the heck it is about you, but every time I read anything you post, all I see is this guy :


Can anyone who knows Max confirm, that he and Hyneman are in fact one, and the same person ?

Worthless talents? My speciality!

Wiggle ears: check.
tying old-style marine knots, inventing the odd one now and again -- well, modify an old one to re-purpose it -- when the need arises: check.
carve pretty nice kitchen spoons out of bits of wood, branches, firewood, etc: check.
load and shoot pretty much any gun made before 1970: check.
remember the lyrics to pretty much any song Davie Bowie wrote before 1983, up to and including Scary Monsters: check.
sharpen to a razor edge anything with a blade less than 14 inches: check.
throw an axe and hit a 6-inch target at 20 paces: check.
make an axe and then throw it: check.
occupy myself quite happily in an empty bit of woods for an unnaturally long time (days and days and days): check.
identify four different species of bear at 1000 yards: check.
clean up cat vomit during dinner without losing my appetite: check.
forge really ugly jewelry that nobody but my wife will wear: check.
cook dozens and dozens of authentic East Indian dishes but know almost no one who likes it as spicy as I do: check.

As you might imagine this could go on for quite some time. Fruits of a misspent youth in the deep, dark woods of the Canadian North.

 

[maxd]

... I don't know what the heck it is about you, but every time I read anything you post, all I see is this guy ....

Nope, not even close. His sideburns are non-existent and that beret is a disgrace. Looks like a nancy boy.

 

[skiny]

Worthless talents? My speciality!

Wiggle ears: check.

I can too but I need at least one hand per ear.

tying old-style marine knots, inventing the odd one now and again -- well, modify an old one to re-purpose it -- when the need arises: check.

Sometimes when have to leave early and I tie my shoes while I'm still drowsy.... it's hard to get them undone again.

carve pretty nice kitchen spoons out of bits of wood, branches, firewood, etc: check.

I can carve a big stick into a smaller stick.... Use it for whatever you like.

load and shoot pretty much any gun made before 1970: check.

I can get loaded and shoot any gun. It's not a good idea though.

remember the lyrics to pretty much any song Davie Bowie wrote before 1983, up to and including Scary Monsters: check.

I can remember David Bowie.

sharpen to a razor edge anything with a blade less than 14 inches: check.

I used to sharpen my pencil but when it's really dull it doesn't break as easy.

throw an axe and hit a 6-inch target at 20 paces: check.

I can throw 20 axes. One of them will hit something.

make an axe and then throw it: check.

I can make an axe handle. I start with an axe...

occupy myself quite happily in an empty bit of woods for an unnaturally long time (days and days and days): check.

Does trying to find my way out count as occupying myself?

identify four different species of bear at 1000 yards: check.

I just assume everything is bear and run away.

clean up cat vomit during dinner without losing my appetite: check.

I don't own a cat because at a distance it could be a bear.

forge really ugly jewelry that nobody but my wife will wear: check.

I gave my exwife a ring once. Actually it wasn't that ugly at first.

cook dozens and dozens of authentic East Indian dishes but know almost no one who likes it as spicy as I do: check.

I make it too spicy for them on purpose. That way there's lots of leftovers for my lunch tomorrow.

As you might imagine this could go on for quite some time. Fruits of a misspent youth in the deep, dark woods of the Canadian North.

I'm Canadian too. My misspent youth was in a pool hall.

 

[dionysus]

I just assume everything is bear and run away.

Everyone knows what to do when you come across a bear. You apologize and wipe it off.

 

[immortality]

I can keep my fingers straight and bend the joint before my nail.
I have an exceptional memory for numbers, phone numbers etc.

But I'm not as talented as you skiny

 

[Seventh777]

I can lick my own eyebrows .

 

[KasinoKing]

I can lick my own eyebrows .

What, after your mates shaved them off when you fell asleep after a GREAT night out...?

KK

 

[Seventh777]

What, after your mates shaved them off when you fell asleep after a GREAT night out...?

KK

When you can lick your own eyebrows my friend, you do not spend nights with your mates .

 

[Tirilej]

When you can lick your own eyebrows my friend, you do not spend nights with your mates .

Of course not, you have to give them a change to grow back out first

 

[immortality]

I can lick my own eyebrows .

You know I always thought you were a bit of a snake Roy, now I know LOL

My man can play William Tell on his teeth with his fingers, I think it's a cool talent.

 

[just play]

I can keep my fingers straight and bend the joint before my nail.
I have an exceptional memory for numbers, phone numbers etc.

I have both these talents as well! I can also touch my tongue to my nose. Has anyone ever watched someone trying to touch their tongue to their nose that can't do it? Wicked funny! My daughter and hubby cannot do it.


I sill don't understand how people wiggle their ears! I try and try and all I do is make noises in my ears, lol.


I do have to say Max and Skiny have quite the talents.

 

[just play]

Allright Max ... I've never met you, so have absolutely no clue what you look like

He's in pictures sometimes in Bryans newsletters when he goes to places, and I think in his videos?

He's a cutie patootie.

 

[maxd]

A "cutie patootie" !?! I have no idea what that is but it sounds like I dress up funny and drive around in miniature cars:



PS. I don't.

 

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[immortality]

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I would've initially thought it was a new form of potato a cute potato hehe

 

[just play]

 

[Seventh777]

You know I always thought you were a bit of a snake Roy, now I know LOL

My man can play William Tell on his teeth with his fingers, I think it's a cool talent.

Reminds me of an advert several years ago, an adult themed one you only saw at the cinema when watching an 18+ film, iirc it was a "Bet he drinks Carling Black Label one", anyhow a guy sitting at the bar with a huge tongue catching flies with it, and a huge array of gorgeous woman sitting around him lol .

 

[requiem]

I can put up stuff in my nose so they disappear like crayons and stuff. And I can make a pen go around my fingers very fast..I like it but will not make me a millionaire