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LOL-Can Any of You Relate?

Discussion in 'The Attic' started by harrys99, Aug 27, 2013.

    Aug 27, 2013
  1. harrys99

    harrys99 Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Bar Business/Office Management
    Location:
    Wherever I Want
    A man was
    sitting on the
    edge of the
    bed, watching
    his wife, who
    was looking
    at herself in
    the mirror.
    Since her
    birthday was
    not far off he asked
    what she'd
    like to have
    for her
    birthday.



    'I'd
    like to be six
    again', she
    replied, still
    looking in the
    mirror .



    On
    the morning of
    her Birthday,
    he arose
    early, made
    her a nice big
    bowl of Lucky
    Charms, and
    then took her
    to Six Flags
    theme park.
    What a day! He
    put her on
    every ride in
    the park; the
    Death Slide,
    the Wall of
    Fear, the
    ScreamingRoller
    Coaster,
    everything
    there was.



    Five
    hours later
    they staggered
    out of the
    theme park.
    Her head was reeling
    and her
    stomach felt
    upside down.
    He then took
    her to a
    McDonald's
    where he
    ordered her a
    Happy Meal
    with extra
    fries and a
    chocolate
    shake.



    Then
    it was off to
    a movie,
    popcorn, a
    soda pop, and
    her
    favoritecandy, M&M's.
    What a
    fabulous
    adventure!



    Finally
    she wobbled
    home with her
    husband and
    collapsed into
    bed exhausted.



    He
    leaned over
    his wife with
    a big smile
    and lovingly
    asked, 'Well
    Dear, what was
    it like being
    six again?'



    Her
    eyes slowly
    opened and her
    expression
    suddenly
    changed.



    'I meant my dress
    size, you f--ing
    retard!!!!'



    The moral of the
    story: Even
    when a man is
    listening, he
    is gonna get
    it wrong.
     
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  2. Aug 27, 2013
  3. chayton

    chayton aka LooHoo CAG PABnonaccred webmeister

    Occupation:
    Freelance Designer
    Location:
    Edmonton Canada
    lol....that reminds me of the one where there's a guy in the bar and his buddy comes in with a black eye. "What happened to you?" he asks. The friend shakes his head, "It was the wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a bag and a belt..." He shakes his head, puzzled. "I don't understand why she wasn't more pleased, the vacuum works like a dream now!"
     
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  4. Aug 28, 2013
  5. GGW Laurie

    GGW Laurie Dormant account

    Occupation:
    Self Employed
    Location:
    In the Beautiful South !!
    Tooo Funny:D I will have to let Frank read this:thumbsup:


    Laurie
     

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