LOL-Can Any of You Relate?

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A man was
sitting on the
edge of the
bed, watching
his wife, who
was looking
at herself in
the mirror.
Since her
birthday was
not far off he asked
what she'd
like to have
for her
birthday.



'I'd
like to be six
again', she
replied, still
looking in the
mirror .



On
the morning of
her Birthday,
he arose
early, made
her a nice big
bowl of Lucky
Charms, and
then took her
to Six Flags
theme park.
What a day! He
put her on
every ride in
the park; the
Death Slide,
the Wall of
Fear, the
ScreamingRoller
Coaster,
everything
there was.



Five
hours later
they staggered
out of the
theme park.
Her head was reeling
and her
stomach felt
upside down.
He then took
her to a
McDonald's
where he
ordered her a
Happy Meal
with extra
fries and a
chocolate
shake.



Then
it was off to
a movie,
popcorn, a
soda pop, and
her
favoritecandy, M&M's.
What a
fabulous
adventure!



Finally
she wobbled
home with her
husband and
collapsed into
bed exhausted.



He
leaned over
his wife with
a big smile
and lovingly
asked, 'Well
Dear, what was
it like being
six again?'



Her
eyes slowly
opened and her
expression
suddenly
changed.



'I meant my dress
size, you f--ing
retard!!!!'



The moral of the
story: Even
when a man is
listening, he
is gonna get
it wrong.
 
lol....that reminds me of the one where there's a guy in the bar and his buddy comes in with a black eye. "What happened to you?" he asks. The friend shakes his head, "It was the wife's birthday yesterday and I bought her a bag and a belt..." He shakes his head, puzzled. "I don't understand why she wasn't more pleased, the vacuum works like a dream now!"
 

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