My online slots videos (plus UK AWPs)

You guys who like video games probably learned about the Blizzard controversy of the last few days. In a nutshell, their new release of Diablo is a just "reskin" of a mobile Chinese game called Crusaders of lights, which made many fans angry.

Anyway, within that Crusaders game (like many games these days) there are "microtransactions" which is how they make money. The game itself is free but buying in-game stuff is "almost" required if you want to compete.

I thought the following Reddit post would interest you people, if you have a minute take the time to read it...especially the hybrid CM players who like video games and gambling.

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Microtransactions are a blight on videogames. In free-to-play games it's how they make their money so you can kind of give them a pass, although often the games are specifically designed to frustrate the player at key points to encourage spending real money to get over whatever the hump is.

The problem is they're now a mainstay of full-price games as well, for example the new Assassin's Creed game (which by all accounts is very good), is a full-price premium product, available in multiple editions, some of which are very expensive. And yet, one of the offered in-game purchases is a $10 'XP BOOSTER' which increases the rate of XP gain in the game by 50%.

Then they level-gate the main campaign in such a way that during the midgame, the player has to either grind loads of dull side missions to hit the arbitrary level requirement to continue the main campaign, or cave in and buy the XP booster - it's incredibly cynical design.

I remember loving the original Plants Vs Zombies, it was a single purchase for a set amount of money, and you got the entire game for that money. So when the sequel came out I was all over it, but they'd turned it into a free-to-play microtransaction riddled swamp, with certain levels clearly designed to need particular plants, and guess what, you can buy that plant for real money.

Add in the fact that a lot of game developers treat their workforce appallingly badly (as recently surfaced with Rockstar over their new game Red Dead Redemption 2), it does put something of a negative stain on my favourite pastime.
 
Part 2 of the Megaways session started in the previous video

FEATURED GAMES:

Buffalo Rising
Tesla
Taxi Movida



You have learnt a lesson that 5 FS on Buffalo is the highest-volatility and poorest choice. If you have a slot win frequency of 1/3 spins then you are buying one or possibly 2 wins for your tenner on average, in fact 1.66 wins overall which may or may not cascade multiple times. I would always recommend therefore the 15 starting at 1x. It gives more scope for winning cascades some of which could go several actions. I tried the 5 spins option 20 times in testing and saw only 2 exceed 100x base stake.
 
Not really into gaming these days but USED to be, BIG time!

Would love a video of the new Resident Evil game with commentary etc ;)

Those games back on my old PS1 were so impressive and the game play and story lines were (for the time) simply awesome!

Kind of started to lose interest when players needed about 20 fingers and sixteen toes just to play the blumin things

Same here.... Would still have Sensible Soccer and Mirco Machines over the rest:)
 
Microtransactions are a blight on videogames. In free-to-play games it's how they make their money so you can kind of give them a pass, although often the games are specifically designed to frustrate the player at key points to encourage spending real money to get over whatever the hump is.


I rarely play video games these days but I knew that microtrasactions are a very effective way for them to make money. I remember not liking the idea of paying a monthly fee to play WOW but this is worse IMO.

That being said, in the Reddit link that I posted the OP said that some players "invested" $20k on that mobile game (that's way beyond crazy) and some others players won 10k/each in an in-game competition with real money attached. These players luckily escaped the game with their money back and never played again. How can a game accept $20,000 from a single player? We're way past a $10 pack to enhance your game experience here. Also a $400,000 prize pool in-game for 40 players?

Here's the most disturbing part of the Reddit post:

Quality games of all types provide genuine endorphin rush moments that leave you thinking wow. Crusader's of Light was no different. Because if feels really f***ing good when the in app store rng rolls in your favor and you don't have to drop another $1000 to get whatever you're needing.


Endorphin rush in app store? RNG involving money in video games? $1000? What the hell is happening?
 
Yep, a popular party piece by greedy developers that's engulfing the gaming industry too.

Just had Ubisoft scrap players' gear stats for their game, For Honor. Many months of grinding, let alone purchasing upgrades for their characters, such as Attack/ Defence etc etc....all replaced with an all-new 'Feats' system. I was unaware companies could get away with charging for microtransactions for months (here, in the form of Steel) and then going "Nah. Don't worry about it" :laugh::mad:

So now they're re-monetizing new content to attract a new influx of players, whilst sticking two fingers up at their core userbase that have spent a bomb.

My character, from being a badass killing machine, can now run fast and revive people quickly. Thanks Ubisoft!
 
I like to remain undecipherable...... :D

It is a fucking garbage game though, is that what we're supposed to pay our money for when we want an evening of slotting?

If Jammin' Jars were on fire, I would neither piss on it myself, nor inform anyone nearby that piss may be required to put a fire out.
 
I'm truly shocked squire. I don't think I've seen you swear before....and then three times! :p

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Fruit machine emulation for this video and reminiscing about a magnificent old machine called The Jurassic Trail, which had an awe-inspiring £6 jackpot!

I might fire up that Who Wants To Be A Millionaire for the next slots session for the channel.

I'll also do a final video on Inetbet $6000 debacle.

 
Cross-posted from the WWTBAM thread to keep all my videos in one place.

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Here you go, I played this fetid pile of dog turd so you don't have to.

CHOPLEY'S ONE LINE REVIEW OF WWTBAM - It's like Bonanza, but a lot shitter. Oh but look at the POTENTIAL people will say. Those people are wrong.

Also covered, the conclusion of the Inetbet saga.

FEATURED GAMES:

WWTBAM
Funky Five
Immortal Romance

 
Some videogame chat and fruit machine emulation stuff, courtesy of Forza Horizon 4 for the former, and fruit machine emulation for the latter. (I've just bought a 32 inch 4K screen for my PC, basically for fruit machine emulation.)

I'd be the first to admit, I'm finding it increasingly tricky to justify lobbing hundreds of pounds at online slots, when this sort of 'permanent joy', if you will, is available for relatively modest amounts of cash compared to what online casinos will hoover up off you over the course of a weekend with little or no satisfaction.

 
Microtransactions are a blight on videogames.

I remember loving the original Plants Vs Zombies, it was a single purchase for a set amount of money, and you got the entire game for that money. So when the sequel came out I was all over it, but they'd turned it into a free-to-play microtransaction riddled swamp, with certain levels clearly designed to need particular plants, and guess what, you can buy that plant for real money.

The original was created by Popcap (in 2009), EA aquired them in 2011 and everything after that has been EA-ified. Big fan of the original Popcap catalogue, won't touch anything post-acquisition because it's pay-to-win crap.

Cross-posted from the WWTBAM thread to keep all my videos in one place.

I don't know if the percentages shown are genuine, but given the number of gambles required I expect those numbers are going to get very scary very quickly.

In Extra Chilli, you'd need 50-50 to 12 then 60-40 for 16 20 and 24 spins - 1 in 9.25 attempts to go from 8 to 24 spins.

Once you are getting to 30 or 40 spins, going to be talking thousands of times (base) stake being risked... even on a 20p spin that's hundreds of pounds!

I'm curious what the RTP loss of each strategy is, e.g. if you never gambled or if you stopped at say 16 every time. When we are talking 25+ spins, it feels like that'll be for the hardcore degens and the streamers only - no-one else is going to be bonkers enough or bankrolled enough to risk that much money in one gamble.
 
More fruit machine emulation this week, and a great story of a classic old machine finally being resurrected. (The machine was originally made in 1990.)

I'll do another online slots video when I can be arsed to play the things again. If I can be arsed to play the things again.

 
More fruit machine emulation. I have got a deposit on the go at Videoslots at the moment so I might stick the headset on this evening and do a bit of filming if the mood takes me.

 
Not a new video, but it is online slots :)

Back in 2012 I was offered 250EUR on a 25xWR to provide feedback on Boss Media software being run at the Gold Club Casino.

If you didn't catch this video first time around, you might like to take a look and witness Boss Media's software in action, as chances are you've never seen it before. (The company doesn't exist anymore, they were rebranded as GTECH.)

A decent number of different slots are featured in this video.

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Nothing says Merry Christmas and Happy New Year like spunking a wedge of cash into the greedy gaping maw of online slots.

Featured games:

The Goonies
Rocket Fellas Inc
Buffalo Rising
Bonanza (sort of)

 
Nothing says Merry Christmas and Happy New Year like spunking a wedge of cash into the greedy gaping maw of online slots.

Featured games:

The Goonies
Rocket Fellas Inc
Buffalo Rising
Bonanza (sort of)



Enjoyed the vid chopley, at 103.20 secs you were just about to elaborate on the oddness of that session and join us foil hatters then got distracted by that bonus result, drat!

I had a mental image of you poised listening for juniors footsteps at the front door, 'sorry folks commentary ending, degsy junior just won't tolerate it' haha.

What game are you playing on your Xbox if you don't mind me asking? I took the plunge and bought an xbox one s on black friday, £179.99 with a few games seemed a good deal and if I haven't got the dexterity to play games using the controller, the 4k blu ray and online apps will still be useful, though I haven't even got it unboxed yet :oops: :laugh:

I did consider getting the ps4 pro or xbox x but figured I need to see if I can get the knack of these modern games first having not touched a console since the ps1. :eek2:
 
I've got a lot of mileage (no pun intended) out of Forza Horizon 4, I recently bought Monster Boy And The Cursed Kingdom as well.

Two Point Hospital has been getting a lot of play out of me on PC, and I'll be coming up to my fifth anniversary of playing Hearthstone in February....

On Switch I snagged Octopath Traveler for £30 in a Christmas sale.

PS4 Pro hasn't had a lot of action recently.

I'm loving using a 4K monitor on my PC, as what I do is split the screen into four 1080p quarters, and essentially use it as 'four PCs' running at once. (Or for dual slot play at Videoslots for example, I'll have the casino window across the top half of the screen, and then two 1080p Windows underneath that.)

This is how I had the screen configured for the session in the video above, as you can see, I still have two 1080p quarters of the screen free for other stuff on the bottom half of the screen.

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I've got a lot of mileage (no pun intended) out of Forza Horizon 4, I recently bought Monster Boy And The Cursed Kingdom as well.

Two Point Hospital has been getting a lot of play out of me on PC, and I'll be coming up to my fifth anniversary of playing Hearthstone in February....

haha I had inkling it might have been Forza, just looked up the monster boy title - wow! - the prequel to wonderboy III, [that was a brilliant sega master system game, played that a lot back in the 80's when we had been used to basic spectrum graphics] I must say it looks really cool, I've missed this type of side on scrolling game, we've got too many fps and 3d style games, sometimes its nice to get back to a fun game rather than ones based on movie style realism.

I think I'll get it once the price comes down, I'm a bit tight re gaming I like to pick up bargains even if it means waiting a bit :rolleyes: I got 2 free lego games, lord of the rings etc.. from humble last week for my now ancient pc, mad max was £1.99 as well but think my dual core would struggle with that :oops:

Two point hospital looks good, a big update on theme hospital, use to like that something strangely enjoyable building your own hospital and then watching the patients with odd illnesses using it. :laugh: I've never played Hearthstone, it's a card battle game :what:, 5 years! must be good, I thought your profile pic had a world of warcraft look to it ;) those games totally passed me by as I was out of the gaming scene for a decade!

That's magic what you can do with your 32 inch 4k monitor, very handy to have it viewable all on one screen especially when you make videos, it must've been more time consuming and awkward having to use seperate tabs and overlapping windows. It's amazing how these emulators can recreate the whole slot machine, artwork, lights, sound and all, must taken ages to do them :confused:
 
I'm afraid I'm not even remotely motivated to play online slots at the moment, so the last couple of videos have been UK fruit machine related. Not even a 100% bonus offer from VS (which they keep sending me!) can tempt me back to the fray. This might change in time.

In this video I discuss one of many 'emptiers' that existed on UK fruit machines, and also what is suspected to be an illegal control method used by the (now defunct) Maygay.

 
Gambling done the cheap way - in a videogame!



enjoyed your new video chopley, only ever seen the cover artwork of this borderlands 2 game not actual gameplay, the comic style graphics have been done really well, had to chuckle when that bloke kept getting in your way at the fruit machines :laugh:. I think your natural enthusiasm and style is made for gaming reviews, but I think you could take any subject, even emulsion paint, and make an engaging and funny video on it :thumbsup: Share your view on online slots, atm I'm finding it very rare to have an entertaining session, deposits go in a flash :(
 
Taken from this thread here - Your Input Please - Videoslots: Lower RTP for UK, Sweden, Germany & Others

Just keeping all the video links in one place :)



Really liked your take on Videoslots lowering there RTP. The comment made by L&L manager on the forum re RTP really liked their input and maybe I'll start making a few deposits again with one of there casinos. The RTP at Videoslots doesn't affect me as well but after watching your video really does show you they undermined their players and as a loyal player my self does not appreciate that one bit. And besides, because it doesn't affect me as yet we need to stand up and support for the ones it does. I noticed that Videoslots user rating is 8.5 on Casinomeister, sure it was higher. So I guess they are kicking themselves up the ars! That speaks volumes hope damage control can fix it.

There still my #1 to go to but doesn't mean I have to like what they have done, your video has reminded me of that!!!
 
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One from the archives for you, back from the days when 32Red paid overnight Saturday into Sunday, and Batman The Dark Knight Mega Moolah slot was still a thing!

 
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One from the archives for you, back from the days when 32Red paid overnight Saturday into Sunday, and Batman The Dark Knight Mega Moolah slot was still a thing!



Excellent video. Does anyone remember the MG Batman slot that could be manipulated?
You could build up the spins on min bet then once they reached an acceptable level, increase the stake and the slot would pay based on the triggering stake.

Such a shame MG learnt from its mistake :D

I’m pretty sure VWM made a small fortune from that glitch lol.


Rob
 
Excellent video. Does anyone remember the MG Batman slot that could be manipulated?
You could build up the spins on min bet then once they reached an acceptable level, increase the stake and the slot would pay based on the triggering stake.

Such a shame MG learnt from its mistake :D

I’m pretty sure VWM made a small fortune from that glitch lol.


Rob

I do, found out the week it was pulled :oops: - The Dark Knight Rises, always miss the bus me.

Pretty much the same with the MG 3 reel AWP's - Just sussed out a strategy which was going to make me rich and BANG! - Overnight they're gone also :(

IIRC spoke about it in the past with VWM and pretty sure he did lol!
 
Failing that could you at least do a video on a slot named £100k drop? It claims to be random, but I think it’s rigged as surely, it must be right?

Rob :D

There was a thread on this last year, I gave it some time in demo play to work out what was going on.

100k drop

As for another online session, that will be happening at some point, but the truth is I don't really play that often!
 
Choppers, can we be really selfish and expect more new sessions? I loved it when you found a straw hat casino with a silly bonus and you beat it using maths haha.

Rob
That was the infamous 9th. Hole slot at Rival site Tropica.

He actually didn't beat the maths first time around, but at the second attempt. Nevertheless attempt #2 certainly put him way ahead overall. Just don't mention 'Scatterville f*cking Skunks' to him. :laugh::laugh:
 
I'm still quite pleased with this one, truth be told.

First time around I wasn't even trying to beat it as such, it was only when I came close on the first attempt and realised the potential of the slot 'Hole in Won, The Back Nine' that I formulated the plan to have a proper crack at it.

 
Excellent video. Does anyone remember the MG Batman slot that could be manipulated?
You could build up the spins on min bet then once they reached an acceptable level, increase the stake and the slot would pay based on the triggering stake.

Such a shame MG learnt from its mistake :D

I’m pretty sure VWM made a small fortune from that glitch lol.


Rob


Yeah played that slot a lot...Had some good wins on that.. ^^
 
A chat about how variance has changed over the years, specifically comparing DOA2 with the original Bruce Lee slot, which was once considered a high variance beast!

Also some gameplay and a review of a splendid game called WIXX that I bet none of you even knew existed :D

Video includes real money play of Bruce Lee and Wixx.

 

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