Disasters Whilst Drunk?

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Well ill start off by confessing that I lost $300 on a crypto poker site and couldnt remember a single hand in the morning.

Oh yeah and 900 a couple of years ago on William Hill casino.

Any other confessions guys/gals.
 
why the casinos in las vegas give endless free beer and cocktails...

for me i can say, my wagers are much higher when i had some beers. i'm not really drunken, but the willingness to go for higher risks is given.
 
Dropped 1K at Sportsbook.com playing BJ in about 5 minutes.....lost 10-12 hands in a row and I was stupid enough to keep pressing my bets.
 
I saw the title to this thread, and thought you guys had unearthed some hidden video of me. :eek:

Good topic by the way Nafanny, not sure if I'll own up or not. Have to think about it. :)
 
Pinababy69 said:
I saw the title to this thread, and thought you guys had unearthed some hidden video of me. :eek:

If there's one out there, I get first dibs on a copy. ;) :D

As far as GWI (gambling while intoxicated), I've come home from a night out a few times and dropped maybe $50 into Intercasino for a whirl.

It's even funnier when the only hazy memory I can pull out of the mental cobwebs is me and my buddy both squinting at the computer screen trying to make out what cards were there ... and why I had six cards instead of the normally dealt two.

Oh, yeah, I was seeing three of each of my cards ... at least I didn't split the 10's like my buddy was yelling at me to do. :thumbsup:
 
Worst I've even done is $7.5K or there abouts at a land based. Fortunately $7K was the casino's money, unfortunately I'd won that in the previous hours. I just accepted too many free drinks which makes me feel 10 foot tall and bullet proof. Least to say each time I feel like a land based punt I never go, I've still got a bad taste in my mouth from that night 7 years ago.
 
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I don't think I've ever drank much while playing (B&M or on my home computer), but I have played AFTER a bender. At least for me, statistically, not good.


a) I generally don't remember too much the next day... except something about losing all my credit.


b) While playing (despite not really remembering what was dealt/what was spun), I'm probably just trying to keep my eyes from closing, and my body from falling off my desk chair (I've had more success with my balance than my game-play :cool: ).


c) I find that if the reels are spinning and not hitting on something like "Thunderstruck", I find that the session can be hypnotic. Which isn't true, because it just means that I'm going under... (glub, glub, glub, grrrglll...) :p


cue shit-faced man falling-off chair, to the ground, which will be his bed for the next 10 hours...


On the flip-side, after a losing session while being intoxicated, I go straight to bed and don't ponder the losing session (until the following day... that is :mad: ).

I'll admit that I probably (generally) make higher bets (crazy ones at that), which could go either way. It just hasn't worked. :(


Steed

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Unfortunately I never get drunk while gambling...at least I could blame beer effects on my brain for my stupidity and big losses:eek:
Last week I was on a short cruise to Sweden, on the boat there were slot-machines, I had previously drunk a bit at the buffet and than I went to play...well I hit a jackpot!!!! 40 euro:D
Maybe I should drink more...
 
winbig72 said:
Guess I'm the oddball here for not being a drinker :oops:


Nah you're not alone :) I have the odd one or two but not like when i was younger, more foolish and suffered from 2 day hangovers.

Pinababy69 said:
I saw the title to this thread, and thought you guys had unearthed some hidden video of me

Hi Paris ;)
 
siilix said:
Last week I was on a short cruise to Sweden, on the boat there were slot-machines, I had previously drunk a bit at the buffet and than I went to play...well I hit a jackpot!!!! 40 euro:D

Were you still up after meeting the WR? :lolup:
 
Sounds like you all need to start smoking weed. It'll make you paranoid and you won't want to mess with your computer since the US government knows what you are doing - they have a secret alliance with Bill Gates and have installed tracking devices in every version of Windows since October 2001.

Expect a knock on the door by the men in black. Wait a minute...somebody is watching me through the window. Bye.
 
Casinomeister said:
Sounds like you all need to start smoking weed. It'll make you paranoid and you won't want to mess with your computer since the US government knows what you are doing - they have a secret alliance with Bill Gates and have installed tracking devices in every version of Windows since October 2001.

Expect a knock on the door by the men in black. Wait a minute...somebody is watching me through the window. Bye.


Note to anyone who's got an outstanding PAB: Don't hold your breath!
 
Casinomeister said:
Sounds like you all need to start smoking weed. It'll make you paranoid and you won't want to mess with your computer since the US government knows what you are doing - they have a secret alliance with Bill Gates and have installed tracking devices in every version of Windows since October 2001.

Expect a knock on the door by the men in black. Wait a minute...somebody is watching me through the window. Bye.

:lolup: :lolup:

Actually, it was Intel that started tracking everyone when they put a unique identifier in their CPU's, then partnered with M$ to track everything you did online. If I remember right, it was before 9/11...

Sad thing is, this actually did happen for a period of time. M$ kept track of this identifier and associated it with your information once you registered windows...the rest is history.
Seriously though, I'm glad they stopped doing that sh!t.
 
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Macgyver said:
If there's one out there, I get first dibs on a copy. ;) :D

I can always count on you Mac, lol. Have you checked EBay lately? :D

Macgyver said:
It's even funnier when the only hazy memory I can pull out of the mental cobwebs is me and my buddy both squinting at the computer screen trying to make out what cards were there ... and why I had six cards instead of the normally dealt two.

Oh, yeah, I was seeing three of each of my cards ... at least I didn't split the 10's like my buddy was yelling at me to do. :thumbsup:

:lolup: :lolup:
I'm visualizing, he he he. :)

Simmo! said:

:lolup:
If I had her money, I sure wouldn't have to resort to making videos, lol. There's no video guys, really. REALLY! Well, not that I know of anyway. :D

jonevegas said:
Was up 2.5k and started betting $90/spin on T/Struck, I think it was about 7 mins. What a hangover!!

God, I resemble that remark. At least you can remember WHAT you bet, lol. Only happened one time.
 
Pinababy69 said:
If I had her money, I sure wouldn't have to resort to making videos, lol.

Hmm but then she did have her money, and she did make THAT video, although admittedly it wasn't for "commercial" gain. Well...directly. Always wondered if it was "accidentally" stolen on purpose, if you know what i mean!
 
Simmo! said:
Hmm but then she did have her money, and she did make THAT video, although admittedly it wasn't for "commercial" gain. Well...directly. Always wondered if it was "accidentally" stolen on purpose, if you know what i mean!

Yep, I know exactly what you mean Simmo. I think she likes the "bad girl" image. Especially if it pisses off the family, lol. It's funny how some prefer infamy to fame. Me, I'd take the money. Who needs to be famous?
 
Simmo! said:
Hmm but then she did have her money, and she did make THAT video, although admittedly it wasn't for "commercial" gain. Well...directly. Always wondered if it was "accidentally" stolen on purpose, if you know what i mean!

It most certainly was not!! I filmed it purely with the intention of personal use.
 
johnsteed said:
On the flip-side, after a losing session while being intoxicated, I go straight to bed and don't ponder the losing session (until the following day... that is :mad: ).

Steed

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:lolup:

As funny as that sounds, I heard that one loud and clear!
 

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