Honesty is the best policy.
I remember my neighbor once disappeared from home. I found him along the highway and promptly returned him to his wife.
He ranted that he actually had run away after being treated like the wife in the relationship or something to that effect
I wasn't having any of that.
His wife was very grateful to me. I see him in an apron from time to time ... he seems happy now.
Nate
When i was in 8th or 9th grade, i worked as a handyman/janitor at a facility that took care of people with alzheimers and people with dementia.
They had 3-4 old men that escaped a couple times per week.
They were not doing it on purpose. Mostly they would just go out for a walk if the weather was nice, and then kind of forget where they came from, where they where going and who they were.
I had a small tractor with a trailer that was used for collecting the trash all round the facility.
One of the old men kept asking me to ride back in the trailer.
He wanted me to drive him around, to the shop, park, etc.
I said, im sorry, but its very dirty back there, it would ruin your nice pants if you sat there.
Old Man - You think i care about these pants? I have several hundreds pair of pants.
I can take these off right now and throw them int he trash, and i wouldnt even think twice about it.
Me . Uh, Ok, but i really dont think im allowed to kidnap the people living here and drive away with them.
Im not even allowed to drive this thing on the road.
Old man - Coward, just say them i told you it was ok.
Me - Look, i need to be going now. We will have to talk about this later (always a good escape at that place)
Anyway, my last week there i talked to some of the nurses, and we cleaned the trailer so he could ride in it.
We went to the shop for snacks and then we sat in a park almost all afternoon.
Him telling all 3 stories he could remember from his youth, over and over, and me trying to fake being suprised at the events even tho it was the fifth time i heard it in an hour.
Good memory.
Edit: A bobcat is maybe the correct term for a small tractor-thingy.
And also i forgot to say good on you for bringing the man home to his wife, im sure she was worried. =)