What`s your porn star name?.

[Seventh777]

Okay i`ll change the rules a tad as the surname of your porn star name should be your mother`s maiden name, and many people use that as a security question answer, okay back to the plot, you work out your name by adding together your 1st ever pet`s name to the surname of your favourite teacher at school, here`s my porno star name.... Fluffy McKenzie .

What`s yours?.

 

[ksb11]

Just so ya'll know I am a man. Back to the name. Anna Tankersly? Wow, Seventh, I think you just traumatized me!

 

[chayton]

lol this is ridiculous - Shasta Popoff.

BTW Ms. Popoff wasn't my favorite teacher, but she was memorable - one day she came to school with only one eyebrow, we asked her why and she said she got drunk and shaved the other one off.

 

[Jasminebed]

Jasmine Bedwell is already a porn star name.

If you don't count fish, it's Dudley Large. Mrs. Large was my grade 3 teacher, and she pencilled in both eyebrows to match her black beehive do.

You can borrow that one ksb.

 

[maphesto]

You have to win Jasminebed, Dudley Large can´t be beaten, especially not together with the fact that Jasmine Bedwell already is a porn star name.

 

[Tirilej]

Oscar Larsson

I'm so glad that my first pet was a male

 

[DepositSpinLose]

i got this one....

how about Tabby"No Panties Anderson"

our first cat was a female and Miss Anderson was PRESUMED to not wear undies but i could never confirm that.

 

[Seventh777]

Lol, there`s some real beauts in there .

 

[Mousey]

OK... wait till you read this one.... Using my first pet (a fluffy black cat) and my first grade teacher's last name. My porn star name is.....


Midnight Sweets

LOL I still don't think that's as cool as Shasta Popoff.... You get a gold star for that one, Chayton.

 

[PegeeSue]

Believe it or not, my very first animal was a black cat. As for her name, we couldn't decide what to call her. Having 8 siblings including me, whenever someone came up with a name no one else liked it so in the end we left her name at:

And my fav teacher was also the principle Mrs. Howle

Sooooooo that would make my porn star name: PUSSY HOWLE

LMAO..now that's a classic.

 

[smcinoz]

Snoopy Peterson

 

[Seventh777]

Asked a few friends theirs and revealed some absolute pearls lol - Thumper Kettley, Goldie Jackson, Prince Frickler and Spot Macpherson.

Keep `em coming.

 

[mattsgame]

Storm Livingston oke:

 

[Pinababy69]

Mine would be "Lady Ginsberg"....ha ha ha. How catchy is that?

 

[Nifty29]

Gilligan McCulloch

 

[Pinababy69]

Gilligan McCulloch

LMAO...that's gonna be my new nickname for ya....Gilligan.

 

[Temperance Fox]

Birba Venier

sounds so strange....

 

[ksech]

My first pet was a chocolate colored toy poodle (my mother was scared of dogs and figured he would be small enough for her to handle when I was at school). My third grade teacher, Mrs. Weston...
so you get...Koko Weston

 

[Greigssy]

My cat was chalky and Mrs baird was a fav teacher.
So Chalky Baird.....Eh! That doesnt sound to appealing.

 

[secret2]

Fred Skinner.

Heh, 'skin'.

(Fred was my first tortoise and Mr.Skinner was a very kind school Head Master).

Heh, 'Head'

 

[Thomas82]

First cat was called Smokey and Teacher was Mrs Robinson, so unoriginal:

Smokey Robinson

 

[immortality]

My first pet's name was Cindy, beautiful little dog, pure black with a little mark of white under her chin, kinda looked like a jack russel, but it was a mixed breed.

Favorite teacher's surname was Manning, quite a good name hehe...Cindy Manning

 

[LaHutti]

Thor Blennum

 

[polli123]

Oha, it´s "Sir Erection" - well i think this one fits, he.

 

[Emmeline]

Hehe funny thread

Well with respect to the purpose of this game and for the sake of comprehension I will have to translate my cat's name Sotis. Not necessary regarding the teacher, his name was Johnny can't remember his last name. I never liked any of the female teachers.

Eehh Sooty Johnny or how about Fuliginous Johnny

 

[Seventh777]

Hehe funny thread

Well with respect to the purpose of this game and for the sake of comprehension I will have to translate my cat's name Sotis. Not necessary regarding the teacher, his name was Johnny can't remember his last name. I never liked any of the female teachers.

Eehh Sooty Johnny or how about Fuliginous Johnny

Well, over here Johnny is a slang term for a condom, so that name has huge potential lol .

 

[Jasminebed]

I'd like to thank Seventh for this bit of fun. I've stolen his idea for use over at 3Dice chat, a bunch of us will be sporting new taglines later today.

Thanks also to 3Dices's rep Karen for her efforts on our behalf.

 

[Seventh777]

I'd like to thank Seventh for this bit of fun. I've stolen his idea for use over at 3Dice chat, a bunch of us will be sporting new taglines later today.

Thanks also to 3Dices's rep Karen for her efforts on our behalf.

Hehe, ty also .

 

[SAunnyS72]

Noooo ... No one would believe me ...

Our first dog was a Jack Russel ... We called him Jack.

My music teacher was Mr Hammer.

So it's the " Jack Hammer" lmao ... Hello Ladies ^^

 

[mattsgame]

Noooo ... No one would believe me ...

Our first dog was a Jack Russel ... We called him Jack.

My music teacher was Mr Hammer.

So it's the " Jack Hammer" lmao ... Hello Ladies ^^

How appropriate

 

[Gremmyboy]

Benji Buggy!



Bit lame really!



Cheers
Gremmy

 

[Seventh777]

Haha, once again some real beauties, i`m asking everyone I meet atm, some more from over the weekend, a very close friends pot bellied pig and maths teacher produced Porker Peterson, a stick insect and music teacher - Leggy Cartwright, but the best of the best had to be a turkey and English teacher combo - Gobbler Fairweather pmsl .

 

[P.V.]

My full name is actually is a porn star when searching Google.

Oh well whatever...

 

[Seventh777]

Still waiting for Jasmine`s 3Dice`s chat group entries .

 

[KasinoKing]

Does it have to be MY first pet's name - or the family pet?
Also, what the hell do we do if we didn't have ANY favourite teachers?

KK

 

[bb28]

This thread is cracking me up. Mine isn't too funny but here it is. Bo Bo McMillian.

 

[Seventh777]

Does it have to be MY first pet's name - or the family pet?
Also, what the hell do we do if we didn't have ANY favourite teachers?

KK

The very 1st pet name you can remember, go back to the original method of working out your porn star name by using your mother`s maiden name, as long as this isn`t your security question etc, etc .