Comments Welcome Videos That Suck!

[Jono777]

Just before I posted that disaster, watching my own video thru to make sure it had uploaded correctly / ran ok wound me up all over again, even tho I knew what was coming

I just flicked through my 'turd' videos and had a mass deleting session, there were 3 which were from the same session, 0.93p, 0.95p and £1.31! (min bet)

The only 'enjoyable' (and still PB) CFTBL hit came via the Caddell group (just under 400x on 0.40p bet) where I busted with around 30% of WR to go!

 

[spintee]

I have just been robbed, I feel like crying,

 

[dunover]

I have just been robbed, I feel like crying,

That is fucking cruel.

 

[spintee]

That is fucking cruel.

Can you look and tell me if its right, I was on the x300 and got them two symbles but paid 6p ? Surely thats not right

 

[dunover]

Can you look and tell me if its right, I was on the x300 and got them two symbles but paid 6p ? Surely thats not right

Yes it is right - normal pays unless a warrior wild is involved.

 

[spintee]

Yes it is right - normal pays unless a warrior wild is involved.

Cheers, Thats another shocker as did not know that

 

[partyhummel]

that shield game...

Cheers, Thats another shocker as did not know that

doesnt seem fun. wont add that to my "at least try out" list

 

[mcgameboy]

That is a sickener, no doubt about it.

I've had a non-paying Stage 4 before myself, but thankfully, I had a decent Stage 3 to help soften the blow.

But to get a non-paying Stage 3 followed by a non-paying Stage 4 as well......that's an "upper-level case of cruel RNG".
Definitely not a good advert for this game.

In one way, it's not as bad as Jon's turd vid. Because I think it's much harder to kill the turd than it is to reach Stage 4 on 300 Shields.

But in another way, it's much worse than Jon's vid. Because of the comparative "win ceiling" of the two games.
1000x wins on the turd are virtually unheard of, even after an act of turdicide.
300 Shields can pay 2000x way more often than the turd can pay 1000x.

And then there is also the fact that 300 Shields is ALL about the bonus round. No good bonus rounds = you're totally f*cked.
At least on the turd, the base game offers win potential with the sticky wilds. Enough potential that you could still make profit,
even without any good bonus rounds.

It's no wonder you took a full minute to click on "Spin" after the round ended. That must have been hugely deflating for you mate

 

[spintee]

That is a sickener, no doubt about it.

I've had a non-paying Stage 4 before myself, but thankfully, I had a decent Stage 3 to help soften the blow.

But to get a non-paying Stage 3 followed by a non-paying Stage 4 as well......that's an "upper-level case of cruel RNG".
Definitely not a good advert for this game.

In one way, it's not as bad as Jon's turd vid. Because I think it's much harder to kill the turd than it is to reach Stage 4 on 300 Shields.

But in another way, it's much worse than Jon's vid. Because of the comparative "win ceiling" of the two games.
1000x wins on the turd are virtually unheard of, even after an act of turdicide.
300 Shields can pay 2000x way more often than the turd can pay 1000x.

And then there is also the fact that 300 Shields is ALL about the bonus round. No good bonus rounds = you're totally f*cked.
At least on the turd, the base game offers win potential with the sticky wilds. Enough potential that you could still make profit,
even without any good bonus rounds.

It's no wonder you took a full minute to click on "Spin" after the round ended. That must have been hugely deflating for you mate

I was shocked, I forgot to press stop record, I think I was cursed the second I started playing it yesterday, I had a good few bonus rounds including getting only 1 shield and than with only one away from the top,

The funny thing is a literally as soon as the last spin was about to start my phone rang, Who was it? My ex, & that's rarer than a wild line, & the other day when I won a half decent bonus round on the machine, My phone rang just as I got my 12th shield and who was it? My mum,

Like you said, normally a few wins come in on x25 to soften the blow but not this time, I am after it now big time

 

[dunover]

More dire dunover crap.

 

[Jono777]

Dirty Turd Burglar Strikes Again !!!

First the positives : -

* First feature tonight on CFTBL, cost only a few spins...
* 3 Scatter triggers can produce the odd 'Surprise'...

Now watch the negatives



Nowhere near as bad as my last CFTBL failure but when Target came and took last 'life', last spin, I was buzzing. Didn't last long to turn to rage.

What I gotta do


Disclaimer: Any lag tonight is Casumo's fault, not mine for a nice change!!

 

[dunover]

Dunover's 1200-spin Rogering Rhino Session.

BEWARE!!! VIDEO RICHLY OVERLAID WITH GRATUITOUS EXPLETIVES, BAD TEMPER, OBSCENITIES AND MOANING!!

What I gotta do??

Exactly the same question I asked after a 1200-spin Rhino Marathon.....

 

[Nicola]

Good to have you back Dunover. Going to grab a cuppa and enjoy

 

[Deeplay]

BEWARE!!! VIDEO RICHLY OVERLAID WITH GRATUITOUS EXPLETIVES, BAD TEMPER, OBSCENITIES AND MOANING!!

What I gotta do??

Exactly the same question I asked after a 1200-spin Rhino Marathon.....



I never take joy in seeing a fellow slotter loose but made me laugh especially the ending commentary

good vid of a truly miserable session

 

[Dinahnana]

BEWARE!!! VIDEO RICHLY OVERLAID WITH GRATUITOUS EXPLETIVES, BAD TEMPER, OBSCENITIES AND MOANING!!

What I gotta do??

Exactly the same question I asked after a 1200-spin Rhino Marathon.....



That video almost mirrors my play on Raging Rhino this week. Feature after feature with FG or a tad over with very few re-triggers. I think the game is broken I feel your pain Dunover.

 

[Jono777]

A new 'Personal Best' and a new definition of 'Personal Best!!!!!'

Seriously,I know features can pay bad but Netent sure are taking the piss on this one!



Feature before this one was a whopping 0.82p also

 

[Casino2014man]

Wow.. If that happened to me I could not control my actions..

 

[Jono777]

Wow.. If that happened to me I could not control my actions..

The language and actions are EVIL! - At least 7/10 of my recent CFTBL bonus rounds have ALL been under a quid!

Held off on a mic for voice over as I don't think I could be as 'professional' as Dunover and would end up with a forum ban !!

 

[Casino2014man]

Its awful - they should not bother giving features when that is the result.

I have to say - I have a low budget this month so have barely been gambling, but seeing things like that has helped me not miss it as much as I could be

 

[Deeplay]

0.31p return . Shocking and vile. This slot has always payed horrendous to me and I never go near the damn thing
unless I have a death wish or am way way up and still have a death wish.

Truly one of the finest Video That Sucks .....

Dreadful !

 

[Jono777]

CFTBL (again) - Do I beat my PB of 0.31p ???

Look out for the sugar coated last spin too

 

[dunover]

Look out for the sugar coated last spin too



1.25X stake!! The turd stinks sometimes.

Nobody has come close to my record of 0.45x stake for a 4 scatter trigger!!!!
(It's in screenshots that suck somewhere...)

HERE!!
https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/install/index.php?upgrade/
https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/install/index.php?upgrade/

 

[Casino2014man]

I didn't make a video but I just got a 4 scatter trigger on jatb which paid 3.5x and had unlocked both 1 and 2 wilds by spin 2.. fml

 

[Jono777]

I didn't make a video but I just got a 4 scatter trigger on jatb which paid 3.5x and had unlocked both 1 and 2 wilds by spin 2.. fml

Bloody nightmare mate!

Those are the sort of features which really, double, no, treble piss me off, you get a good start, get all excited only to be ass raped....again and again

 

[Casino2014man]

Bloody nightmare mate!

Those are the sort of features which really, double, no, treble piss me off, you get a good start, get all excited only to be ass raped....again and again

Yeah . It made me so angry. When I saw 4 scatters I was instantly suspicious of what lay ahead

 

[Jono777]

Another wonderfully constipated moment (((

Can it get any lower ? ? ?



Good job I had a good base game hit prior

 

[mcgameboy]

Can it get any lower ? ? ?



Good job I had a good base game hit prior

Without wanting to come across as a smart alec mate, the answer is....

YES, it can! You can win diddly squat.

And to be honest, the way your luck is going in this game, I think it's only a matter of time before you DO get the dreaded...

"Congratulations! Coins won: 0 " :sob:

PS fuck NetEnt two times sideways with a rusty machete and an electric kitchen knife that is switched on.

 

[dunover]

Can it get any lower ? ? ?



Good job I had a good base game hit prior

LOL....0.8X stake......

Dangerously near to smashing my 0.45x stake record for 4-scatter trigger...

 

[Deeplay]

Can it get any lower ? ? ?



Good job I had a good base game hit prior

One the best of one of the crappest Suck Videos tops even last one.

Fingers crossed you get the ultimate prize soon of a ZERO Pay

So it can get a little worse. They have yet to design a slot where A bonus round could actually
take more of your coin .... but im sure they will get round to it.

 

[asadzareef89]

One the best of one of the crappest Suck Videos tops even last one.

Fingers crossed you get the ultimate prize soon of a ZERO Pay

So it can get a little worse. They have yet to design a slot where A bonus round could actually
take more of your coin .... but im sure they will get round to it.

well wishmaster kinda fits the category where 99% of the time after u get a wish you end up with less money than when u got the wish

 

[Jono777]

One the best of one of the crappest Suck Videos tops even last one.

Fingers crossed you get the ultimate prize soon of a ZERO Pay

So it can get a little worse. They have yet to design a slot where A bonus round could actually
take more of your coin .... but im sure they will get round to it.

Lol, I'm sure they will

I wouldn't count a total zero paying BR. My aim is to get as close to zero without it actually being smack on.

Think the ultimate lowest on CFTBL would be 0.04p - 1/5th Stake

 

[Jono777]

Mad does not even come close!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pure piss take!!

 

[Deeplay]

Pure piss take!!



Vile ! All those extra FS and nowt!

 

[BeanParpington]

Only saying Friday just gone in another thread that to flush the turd, regardless of result was one of my top 3 'To Do's'

Ironic that I literally had to wait only 24 hours. This 'Success' is also my biggest 'failure' gotta be some kind of record.



No Mike yet but below is a list of comments made during this feature. (Note as the optimism rapidly changes)

* C'mon, 4 scatter trigger, c'mon, YES!
* (Say's to missues) 'Last 4 scatter I had was over 400x '
* Here we go, c'mon good start, wilds and targets galore......
* For fucks sake, you are allowed to give a win you know
* Oh whats the fucking point, this is taking the piss
* Ere we go again, vanishing wild syndrome
* PUNT!!
* Go on, this could be my 1st turd killed
* Yes!
* Oh for pity's sake, bollox, FUCK OFF
* Fucking Punts trick
* Unbelievable for fucks sake, gotta post this bollox on CM....

Unbelievable! Don't think I've ever watched something quite so cruel!

 

[Jono777]

Absolute FUCKING Quality!!!

Get in there my san!!!

 

[BeanParpington]

Get in there my san!!!



Haha!! Shit on a biscuit! Lovely stuff...really, really lovely!
I've gone 48 spins on the Loki feature on thunderstruck 2 tonight without 1 single wild magic symbol so know how you feel!

 

[Jono777]

RR

Just a little experiment



Disclaimer: Apologies if there are any similarities to another members videos, but think of it as inspiration, Plus I mutter and mumble through my features all the time, regardless whether Bandicam is running or not!! - Has become a terrible habit, drive the missues mad lol!

Edit: Worth a watch to share the pain but experiment has failed, mike volume is too low so my expletives and cursing are totally wasted, oh well!

 

[mcgameboy]

Just a little experiment



Disclaimer: Apologies if there are any similarities to another members videos, but think of it as inspiration, Plus I mutter and mumble through my features all the time, regardless whether Bandicam is running or not!! - Has become a terrible habit, drive the missues mad lol!

Edit: Worth a watch to share the pain but experiment has failed, mike volume is too low so my expletives and cursing are totally wasted, oh well!

It might be more a case of the game volume being too high which is drowning out your erm....dulcet tones mate

Try it again with reduced volume settings on the game itself, maybe to 50% of max volume? You might get a better result and the best of both worlds. Audible music on the game feature and audible profanity-laced commentary

 

[Jono777]

It might be more a case of the game volume being too high which is drowning out your erm....dulcet tones mate

Try it again with reduced volume settings on the game itself, maybe to 50% of max volume? You might get a better result and the best of both worlds. Audible music on the game feature and audible profanity-laced commentary

Cheers Matey

Although reasonably 'clued up' (and that's been generous to myself) I am still going through a learning curve with all this sort of stuff so hopefully things will get better for me and also the viewers of my vids!

Will never be in Dunover's league but a bit of Black Country moaning and a dry, sarcastic SOH may make a handful of peeps chuckle, here's hoping

 

[mcgameboy]

Cheers Matey

Although reasonably 'clued up' (and that's been generous to myself) I am still going through a learning curve with all this sort of stuff so hopefully things will get better for me and also the viewers of my vids!

Will never be in Dunover's league but a bit of Black Country moaning and a dry, sarcastic SOH may make a handful of peeps chuckle, here's hoping

Well I'm not in a position to criticise given that I haven't taken the video-making plunge yet myself (it's something that I hope to start doing sometime
in 2016 once I get a better laptop/PC). And I'm sure I'll experience my own fair share of teething troubles once I take the plunge.

You'll get it fine tuned with time mate, I have no doubt. Practice makes perfect and all that.

 

[Jono777]

Bullshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now losing 8-1

 

[Harry_BKK]

Now losing 8-1

That is just painful to watch mate

 

[mcgameboy]

Found the unexpected "Fuck Off!" in a Black Country accent right at the end rather amusing

 

[Jono777]

Found the unexpected "Fuck Off!" in a Black Country accent right at the end rather amusing

Only reason I uploaded it mate lol

 

[dunover]

You'll soon be cursing every other word the more of these videos you make.

 

[Jono777]

Not to worry - I think I may call it a day with the videos even tho I am slowly 'getting there' and improving my knowledge.

Reasons in the main,

1) Unfair to bombard CM Members/viewers with anymore painful lag (I don't notice it so much as It has always been like that from my perspective/never known any different!)

2) I will never be any where even close to Dunover's league or quality, no way!

and finally no-one has a good word to say about them lmaoooo, even You Tube have e-mailed a complaint!!

Ps: Who would want to listen to Black Country 'rumblings' for more than a couple of words anyway!

 

[Jono777]

Changed my mind - More Pre-Christmas Lag

Never seen so many awful bonus rounds . . . . . . .



Was so looking forward to my first 'Trailing Wilds' too

Edit: Not to be continued

Defeat the Knight : - £9.00
Isle of Avalon £7.67
Sack of Shite!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[KasinoKing]

Don't know why I keep playing this steaming heap of manure of a slot - it is ALWAYS fricking S H I T E !!!!
You would expect the x2 or x1/2 at the end to be a 50/50 shot... but for me it's been a 10/90 shot of CRAP!

This one really took the biscuit: After losing nearly $300 getting the free-spins, I got the worst possible number - 12 spins at x3... but then a miracle win took the total to over $190...
You can guess what happened next. :sob:
(If you can't guess - watch the video!)



KK

 

[mcgameboy]

Never seen so many awful bonus rounds . . . . . . .


Was so looking forward to my first 'Trailing Wilds' too

Edit: Not to be continued

Defeat the Knight : - £9.00
Isle of Avalon £7.67
Sack of Shite!!!!!!!!!!!

Well mate, I've played Avalon 2 quite a bit. And while I can say I've had many a disappointing round on Choose your Wild, Trailing Wilds and Morgan's Keep, I don't ever recall getting all three of them to be shite on the same circuit!! And if I did, I'm pretty sure I got a good win on the Dusky Moors or Isle Of Avalon to make up for it.

When the Excalibur and Black Knight features end up being your best two features, you know you've had a shitter, as they have the two lowest win ceilings. Absolutely brutal luck there mate. 4x on Choose Your Wild was a real shocker. I would normally say try and persevere with it as it can't get any worse, but after getting a cluster of total krud like that, I'm not so sure I can!

Ultimately, the base game is where most of the quality wins will be. I still haven't managed a 250x on Trailing Wilds, even though it is capable of over 1200x and beyond. And I recently mentioned that I've only broken 100x on Choose Your Wild three times. And on Morgan's Keep, only once. If anything the Isle Of Avalon feature has probably been the most consistent for me in terms of 100x wins. Maybe that's why it's the last feature in the cycle?

Don't know why I keep playing this steaming heap of manure of a slot - it is ALWAYS fricking S H I T E !!!!
You would expect the x2 or x1/2 at the end to be a 50/50 shot... but for me it's been a 10/90 shot of CRAP!

This one really took the biscuit: After losing nearly $300 getting the free-spins, I got the worst possible number - 12 spins at x3... but then a miracle win took the total to over $190...
You can guess what happened next. :sob:
(If you can't guess - watch the video!)


KK

A game with a feature where they can give you big wins then deliver the proverbial cream pie (or is it a frying pan?) to the face by halving your winnings? FUCK THAT for a game of soldiers!!

 

[Jono777]

AVOID!!!

Biggest pile of dog shite I have come across in 12 Years!!!!!!!



£20 gone in about the same amount of minutes on minimum bets, awful game, makes Starburst look like the Dog's Bollocks!!