very short story

[kauphy]

Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road.
They pass each other.
Woman yells out window, PIG!
Man yells out window, BITCH!
Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.


Thought For the Day:

If men would just listen

 

[chuchu59]

the story doesnt end here. the man knew that the woman had her winnings confiscated by an accredited casino. Being a member of this forum, he wanted to tell her to PAB.

 

[kauphy]

the story doesnt end here. the man knew that the woman had her winnings confiscated by an accredited casino. Being a member of this forum, he wanted to tell her to PAB.

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sorrie took me a min but i get it just one of those days where everything takes a little longer lol

 

[Papa-ya]

The actual true story was the woman had just come from cashing out her winnings and was on her way home when she narrowly missed the pig as she swerved around the corner.
She saw the man coming fast as he wanted to make it to the bank before the DOJ. The woman wanted to warn him of the farm animal that was in the road, but all she had time to do was yell, pig!
The man, whom had an attitude problem immediately thought the woman had an attitude problem so called her a sow as he was rounding the curve.
In the moment he looked back at the road he spotted the pig, swerved to the side and his car slammed into the ditch.
Time ticked away as the man, reved his car back and forth, shifting from forward to reverse and back again, only to get stuck deeper in the muddy ditch.
The man looked at his watch and thought he could run to the bank and make it in time. As he stepped out of his car, he slipped and fell face first in the sticky mud.
The pig sauntered over to him, looked at him and said, oink?
By this time, the DOJ had already made it's visit to the bank and confiscated all the casino winnings the man had accumulated.

Moral to this story, don't know, but watch for falling rocks and pigs on the roads.

 

[secret2]

The actual true story was the woman had just come from cashing out her winnings and was on her way home when she narrowly missed the pig as she swerved around the corner.
She saw the man coming fast as he wanted to make it to the bank before the DOJ. The woman wanted to warn him of the farm animal that was in the road, but all she had time to do was yell, pig!
The man, whom had an attitude problem immediately thought the woman had an attitude problem so called her a sow as he was rounding the curve.
In the moment he looked back at the road he spotted the pig, swerved to the side and his car slammed into the ditch.
Time ticked away as the man, reved his car back and forth, shifting from forward to reverse and back again, only to get stuck deeper in the muddy ditch.
The man looked at his watch and thought he could run to the bank and make it in time. As he stepped out of his car, he slipped and fell face first in the sticky mud.
The pig sauntered over to him, looked at him and said, oink?
By this time, the DOJ had already made it's visit to the bank and confiscated all the casino winnings the man had accumulated.

Moral to this story, don't know, but watch for falling rocks and pigs on the roads.

:notworthy

(Struck me funny as hell as especially as I drive for a living!)..and then the DOJ and then the 'oink' lol!!!