New Slot Announcement The Goonies by Blueprint and more

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<div class="bbWrapper">Some Netent and others:<br /> <br /> <span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube"><span><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" allow="autoplay" style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,rgba(0,0,0,0) 0,rgba(0,0,0,0) 72%,rgba(0,0,0,.04) 79%,rgba(0,0,0,.1) 83%,rgba(0,0,0,.25) 88%,rgba(0,0,0,.67) 100%),url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/gGFtVoGxaw4/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gGFtVoGxaw4" data-s9e-mediaembed-c2l="youtube" data-s9e-mediaembed-c2l-src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/gGFtVoGxaw4?autoplay=1"></iframe></span></span></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Played this yesterday and got so annoyed by that lard ass I quit after 200 spins.<br /> Got a few mini features and best paid 61x on €1.00.<br /> But the usual constant fact 2 scatters will land but the third never hits within 2000 spins made me quit while I was like 30 quid up on it.<br /> <br /> Lard ass and Sloth the Gimp commenting on missing the third scatter all the time wanted me to smash my screen. <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/rolleyes.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":rolleyes:" title="Roll Eyes :rolleyes:" data-shortname=":rolleyes:" /><img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/wink.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=";)" title="Wink ;)" data-shortname=";)" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">I frittered away nearly £150 on this today betting mainly 20p and 40p a spin. I wasn&#039;t terribly impressed. Just as I was about to run out of money I gambled to the top feature, which went for 500x my bet, which at the time was 20p <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/frown.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-shortname=":(" /> Not sure I&#039;ll play this again - I really don&#039;t get on with Blueprint&#039;s maths profiles. You&#039;re swimming against the tide right from the off. The random features just don&#039;t quite ever give you enough, and some of the free spin features give abominable returns. It&#039;s really the top feature or nothing and I don&#039;t fancy subjecting myself to that again. BP have struck a fine balance between expectation, frustration and annoyance, I&#039;ll give them that. It was hard to stop playing.</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Blueprint really do nail licenses I&#039;ll give them that, just a shame you can&#039;t win on their slots <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/eek2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek2:" title="Eek2 :eek2:" data-shortname=":eek2:" /><br /> <br /> So this game I&#039;ll give a truffle shuffle or two and then play something worthwhile <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 28528" data-quote="goatwack" data-source="post: 962185" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=962185" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-962185">goatwack said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> Blueprint really do nail licenses I&#039;ll give them that, just a shame you can&#039;t win on their slots <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/eek2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":eek2:" title="Eek2 :eek2:" data-shortname=":eek2:" /><br /> <br /> So this game I&#039;ll give a truffle shuffle or two and then play something worthwhile <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> We did The Goonies first... last year. B&amp;M only though <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/smile.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" data-shortname=":)" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Played it recently at at B&amp;M .. Was not impressed with the payouts but it was engaging and fun.</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Typical Blueprint slot although skewed towards giving out the lower end features as the top two free spin features are better than a lot of their other efforts. Especially the Inferno free spins which has a pretty chunky (no pun intended) pay.</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 43861" data-quote="Lemon" data-source="post: 962182" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=962182" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-962182">Lemon said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> I frittered away nearly £150 on this today betting mainly 20p and 40p a spin. I wasn&#039;t terribly impressed. Just as I was about to run out of money I gambled to the top feature, which went for 500x my bet, which at the time was 20p <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/frown.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":(" title="Frown :(" data-shortname=":(" /> Not sure I&#039;ll play this again - I really don&#039;t get on with Blueprint&#039;s maths profiles. You&#039;re swimming against the tide right from the off. The random features just don&#039;t quite ever give you enough, and some of the free spin features give abominable returns. It&#039;s really the top feature or nothing and I don&#039;t fancy subjecting myself to that again. BP have struck a fine balance between expectation, frustration and annoyance, I&#039;ll give them that. It was hard to stop playing. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote> Totally agree. Diamond Mine sucked me in. Few big wins. Lately I&#039;m in and gone in 40min. Haven&#039;t got the bankroll at the moment .<br /> LV VD VJ Rizk,guts, all has decided I wear Most Unlucky Roller Cap, (backwards with L for &quot;loser&quot; of course. Haha) <br /> Hope Lady Luck the filthy galavanting whorr returns soon.</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 3243" data-quote="bonustreak" data-source="post: 962675" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=962675" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-962675">bonustreak said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> Played it recently at at B&amp;M .. Was not impressed with the payouts but it was engaging and fun. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> Yeah... It&#039;s an entertainer game. There are big wins in there but not a huge amount</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">I was playing this at GentingBet and got a feature. It was the Bone Organ feature where you &quot;choose&quot; different keys to reveal winning or losing selections(3 strikes and you&#039;re out). I noticed straight after the feature landed the top right balance display went up by £33. I continued to &quot;randomly choose&quot; the keys and wouldn&#039;t you know it, I won £33. So there is no real point in trying to choose anything. Just another example of how utterly corrupt these games are.</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 45119" data-quote="DavidShush" data-source="post: 971022" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=971022" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-971022">DavidShush said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> I was playing this at GentingBet and got a feature. It was the Bone Organ feature where you &quot;choose&quot; different keys to reveal winning or losing selections(3 strikes and you&#039;re out). I noticed straight after the feature landed the top right balance display went up by £33. I continued to &quot;randomly choose&quot; the keys and wouldn&#039;t you know it, I won £33. So there is no real point in trying to choose anything. Just another example of how utterly corrupt these games are. </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> <br /> I think the quote your looking for is &quot;pre determined win&quot; not corrupt</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Goonies is easily my favourite Blueprint so far.<br /> More often than not, its a balance booster for me.<br /> <br /> Thursday morning I took a 30 quid balance on 20p spins balance up to £208.<br /> It went dead after that so I left it at 200.<br /> Had 3 of the red key random features, on which one of them gave the bonus boost and brought all 5 in for the top feature.<br /> I even got the top feature from the skeleton organ bonus.<br /> <br /> <a href="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/attachments/screenshot_2018-12-20-the-goonies-diamond7casino-png.101489/" target="_blank"><img src="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/data/attachments/66/66701-9700938e28d53a09e58f8201154122f5.jpg" class="bbImage " style="" alt="Screenshot_2018-12-20 The Goonies Diamond7casino.png" title="Screenshot_2018-12-20 The Goonies Diamond7casino.png" width="100" height="46" loading="lazy" /></a></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 47373" data-quote="Reelsoffun" data-source="post: 971162" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=971162" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-971162">Reelsoffun said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> I think the quote your looking for is &quot;pre determined win&quot; not corrupt </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> Nah, I was looking for corrupt. <br /> <br /> corrupt<br /> /kəˈrʌpt/<br /> <i>adjective</i><br /> <ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">1.<br /> having or showing a willingness to act dishonestly</li> </ol>Definitely corrupt. Making out like you have a choice by leaving two options available between going to the top end feature and ending the feature is just manipulation in order to keep people playing longer.</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Most online slots work this way in regards to &quot;picking bonuses&quot; that it doesn&#039;t matter what you pick. At land based, if it showed the other choices after you are out of picks, then had you selected the one you didn&#039;t pick, you would have had it. It is lame that for online slots, providers can get away with this. Predetermined bonuses in terms of &quot;pick-em&quot; on one hand is good for people who say they suck at pickems, but on the other hand, it also makes it more fair if we actually had a chance to get it instead of showing picks that can never happen. :/</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Also note that in the rules for this game it states that the odds of winning the feature wheel gamble may not be the odds displayed.<br /> <br /> i.e. It always shows the wheel as 50/50 with an even number of segments for progression and lose, but behind the scenes your odds could be a lot worse than that.<br /> <br /> <a href="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/attachments/upload_2018-12-23_21-41-18-png.101528/" target="_blank"><img src="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/data/attachments/66/66740-1eedb8a67287701b3c8110fb3f44068d.jpg" class="bbImage " style="" alt="upload_2018-12-23_21-41-18.png" title="upload_2018-12-23_21-41-18.png" width="100" height="33" loading="lazy" /></a></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">A long play session on Goonies, as well as some others.<br /> <br /> <span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube"><span><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" allow="autoplay" style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,rgba(0,0,0,0) 0,rgba(0,0,0,0) 72%,rgba(0,0,0,.04) 79%,rgba(0,0,0,.1) 83%,rgba(0,0,0,.25) 88%,rgba(0,0,0,.67) 100%),url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NWyZSZBxb3U/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NWyZSZBxb3U" data-s9e-mediaembed-c2l="youtube" data-s9e-mediaembed-c2l-src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NWyZSZBxb3U?autoplay=1"></iframe></span></span></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 27070" data-quote="ChopleyIOM" data-source="post: 972628" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=972628" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-972628">ChopleyIOM said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> A long play session on Goonies, as well as some others.<br /> <br /> <span data-s9e-mediaembed="youtube"><span><iframe allowfullscreen="" scrolling="no" allow="autoplay" style="background:linear-gradient(0deg,rgba(0,0,0,0) 0,rgba(0,0,0,0) 72%,rgba(0,0,0,.04) 79%,rgba(0,0,0,.1) 83%,rgba(0,0,0,.25) 88%,rgba(0,0,0,.67) 100%),url(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/NWyZSZBxb3U/hqdefault.jpg) 50% 50% / cover" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NWyZSZBxb3U" data-s9e-mediaembed-c2l="youtube" data-s9e-mediaembed-c2l-src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/NWyZSZBxb3U?autoplay=1"></iframe></span></span> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> HEY YOU CHOPLEYIOM! <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 27070" data-quote="ChopleyIOM" data-source="post: 971362" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=971362" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-971362">ChopleyIOM said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> Also note that in the rules for this game it states that the odds of winning the feature wheel gamble may not be the odds displayed.<br /> <br /> i.e. It always shows the wheel as 50/50 with an even number of segments for progression and lose, but behind the scenes your odds could be a lot worse than that.<br /> <br /> <a href="https://www.casinomeister.com/forums/attachments/101528/" target="_blank">View attachment 101528</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote><br /> Whilst it is fairly obvious when it comes to the Goonies feature gamble this is still pretty underhand. It’s one thing to show a jackpot wheel which clearly isn’t going to drop the x thousand JP the 1 in 30 displayed it is not encouraging or even changing how that element plays. To present something as 50/50 on a supposedly random slot when it isn’t and being allowed to cover yourself with such a vague sentence is not good.</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">You watch the Buffalo rising feature 15 spins starting at x10 and you you feel sick for Chopley and yet people still insist each spin is random<img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/Laughing2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":laugh:" title="Laugh :laugh:" data-shortname=":laugh:" />. I was going to say more chance of meeting the pope but I think there is more chance of becoming pope snorky the 1st. Gotta a bit of ring to it.</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">Ha! Yes the commentary did kind of degrade to me just saying &#039;Fuck off&#039; quite a lot at that point <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /></div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 27070" data-quote="ChopleyIOM" data-source="post: 972679" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=972679" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-972679">ChopleyIOM said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> Ha! Yes the commentary did kind of degrade to me just saying &#039;Fuck off&#039; quite a lot at that point <img src="/forums/styles/default/casinomeister/smilies/grin.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":D" title="Big Grin :D" data-shortname=":D" /> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>I thought you very restrained! Had that been me, my phone would be at least 3 or 4 gardens away. I thought the commentary was very apt. “Oh dear what a shame” wouldn’t have cut the mustard.</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper">*Just to say The Goonies is the biggest pile of shite I&#039;ve played in the last 5 years, and should be burned with fire</div>
 
<div class="bbWrapper"><blockquote data-attributes="member: 28528" data-quote="goatwack" data-source="post: 973657" class="bbCodeBlock bbCodeBlock--expandable bbCodeBlock--quote js-expandWatch"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-title"> <a href="/forums/goto/post?id=973657" class="bbCodeBlock-sourceJump" rel="nofollow" data-xf-click="attribution" data-content-selector="#post-973657">goatwack said:</a> </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-content"> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandContent js-expandContent "> *Just to say The Goonies is the biggest pile of shite I&#039;ve played in the last 5 years, and should be burned with fire </div> <div class="bbCodeBlock-expandLink js-expandLink"><a role="button" tabindex="0">Click to expand...</a></div> </div> </blockquote>I gave it a few spins took an instant dislike to it. Haven’t been back since. Gave that Vikings Unleashed three shortish sessions and that played horribly IMO. Quite a few of these new slots will be straight in room 101 for me.</div>
 

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