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Played this yesterday and got so annoyed by that lard ass I quit after 200 spins.
Got a few mini features and best paid 61x on €1.00.
But the usual constant fact 2 scatters will land but the third never hits within 2000 spins made me quit while I was like 30 quid up on it.

Lard ass and Sloth the Gimp commenting on missing the third scatter all the time wanted me to smash my screen. :rolleyes:;)
 
I frittered away nearly £150 on this today betting mainly 20p and 40p a spin. I wasn't terribly impressed. Just as I was about to run out of money I gambled to the top feature, which went for 500x my bet, which at the time was 20p :( Not sure I'll play this again - I really don't get on with Blueprint's maths profiles. You're swimming against the tide right from the off. The random features just don't quite ever give you enough, and some of the free spin features give abominable returns. It's really the top feature or nothing and I don't fancy subjecting myself to that again. BP have struck a fine balance between expectation, frustration and annoyance, I'll give them that. It was hard to stop playing.
 
Blueprint really do nail licenses I'll give them that, just a shame you can't win on their slots :eek2:

So this game I'll give a truffle shuffle or two and then play something worthwhile :D

We did The Goonies first... last year. B&M only though :)
 
Typical Blueprint slot although skewed towards giving out the lower end features as the top two free spin features are better than a lot of their other efforts. Especially the Inferno free spins which has a pretty chunky (no pun intended) pay.
 
I frittered away nearly £150 on this today betting mainly 20p and 40p a spin. I wasn't terribly impressed. Just as I was about to run out of money I gambled to the top feature, which went for 500x my bet, which at the time was 20p :( Not sure I'll play this again - I really don't get on with Blueprint's maths profiles. You're swimming against the tide right from the off. The random features just don't quite ever give you enough, and some of the free spin features give abominable returns. It's really the top feature or nothing and I don't fancy subjecting myself to that again. BP have struck a fine balance between expectation, frustration and annoyance, I'll give them that. It was hard to stop playing.
Totally agree. Diamond Mine sucked me in. Few big wins. Lately I'm in and gone in 40min. Haven't got the bankroll at the moment .
LV VD VJ Rizk,guts, all has decided I wear Most Unlucky Roller Cap, (backwards with L for "loser" of course. Haha)
Hope Lady Luck the filthy galavanting whorr returns soon.
 
Played it recently at at B&M .. Was not impressed with the payouts but it was engaging and fun.

Yeah... It's an entertainer game. There are big wins in there but not a huge amount
 
I was playing this at GentingBet and got a feature. It was the Bone Organ feature where you "choose" different keys to reveal winning or losing selections(3 strikes and you're out). I noticed straight after the feature landed the top right balance display went up by £33. I continued to "randomly choose" the keys and wouldn't you know it, I won £33. So there is no real point in trying to choose anything. Just another example of how utterly corrupt these games are.
 
I was playing this at GentingBet and got a feature. It was the Bone Organ feature where you "choose" different keys to reveal winning or losing selections(3 strikes and you're out). I noticed straight after the feature landed the top right balance display went up by £33. I continued to "randomly choose" the keys and wouldn't you know it, I won £33. So there is no real point in trying to choose anything. Just another example of how utterly corrupt these games are.


I think the quote your looking for is "pre determined win" not corrupt
 
Goonies is easily my favourite Blueprint so far.
More often than not, its a balance booster for me.

Thursday morning I took a 30 quid balance on 20p spins balance up to £208.
It went dead after that so I left it at 200.
Had 3 of the red key random features, on which one of them gave the bonus boost and brought all 5 in for the top feature.
I even got the top feature from the skeleton organ bonus.

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I think the quote your looking for is "pre determined win" not corrupt

Nah, I was looking for corrupt.

corrupt
/kəˈrʌpt/
adjective
  1. 1.
    having or showing a willingness to act dishonestly
Definitely corrupt. Making out like you have a choice by leaving two options available between going to the top end feature and ending the feature is just manipulation in order to keep people playing longer.
 
Most online slots work this way in regards to "picking bonuses" that it doesn't matter what you pick. At land based, if it showed the other choices after you are out of picks, then had you selected the one you didn't pick, you would have had it. It is lame that for online slots, providers can get away with this. Predetermined bonuses in terms of "pick-em" on one hand is good for people who say they suck at pickems, but on the other hand, it also makes it more fair if we actually had a chance to get it instead of showing picks that can never happen. :/
 
Also note that in the rules for this game it states that the odds of winning the feature wheel gamble may not be the odds displayed.

i.e. It always shows the wheel as 50/50 with an even number of segments for progression and lose, but behind the scenes your odds could be a lot worse than that.

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Also note that in the rules for this game it states that the odds of winning the feature wheel gamble may not be the odds displayed.

i.e. It always shows the wheel as 50/50 with an even number of segments for progression and lose, but behind the scenes your odds could be a lot worse than that.

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Whilst it is fairly obvious when it comes to the Goonies feature gamble this is still pretty underhand. It’s one thing to show a jackpot wheel which clearly isn’t going to drop the x thousand JP the 1 in 30 displayed it is not encouraging or even changing how that element plays. To present something as 50/50 on a supposedly random slot when it isn’t and being allowed to cover yourself with such a vague sentence is not good.
 
You watch the Buffalo rising feature 15 spins starting at x10 and you you feel sick for Chopley and yet people still insist each spin is random:laugh:. I was going to say more chance of meeting the pope but I think there is more chance of becoming pope snorky the 1st. Gotta a bit of ring to it.
 
Ha! Yes the commentary did kind of degrade to me just saying 'Fuck off' quite a lot at that point :D
I thought you very restrained! Had that been me, my phone would be at least 3 or 4 gardens away. I thought the commentary was very apt. “Oh dear what a shame” wouldn’t have cut the mustard.
 
*Just to say The Goonies is the biggest pile of shite I've played in the last 5 years, and should be burned with fire
I gave it a few spins took an instant dislike to it. Haven’t been back since. Gave that Vikings Unleashed three shortish sessions and that played horribly IMO. Quite a few of these new slots will be straight in room 101 for me.
 

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