Kitchen spammers (combined thread)

[christiana]

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Why pay for your kitchen to be designed. *snip* will design your kitchen for free. I got quoted £500 from a specialist kitchen design company from London then I searched the internet. I searched kitchen design London and was suddenly hit by twenty companies that were all willing to design my kitchen for free. I had three different companies come out and gave me a free design and all three left me with the plan. Don’t bother paying for a kitchen to be designed just get on the net and get it for free. Even B+Q and Wickes are willing to design your kitchen for free.

*snip*

 

[mattsgame]

Did not see that Bryan added a home improvements section.

Do you ship them to Aus?

 

[max1mike]

see ya. heres a bunny with a pancake on its head.

 

[karimunjawa]

DIY Kitchens In London


You Google any of the following keywords and you will get the best possible choice of kitchens for sale in London. Cheap kitchens fitted kitchens, Ex display Kitchens, DIY Kitchens London. I did and was so surprised as just how many kitchen companies are out there. I finally went for one called i-am-a-douchebag-spammer.com

 

[max1mike]

nice. heres mr. rogers playing guitar.

 

[clairin3]

DIY Kitchen Unit London

Go straight to crapmeister.com and save 80% off London prices for fitted kitchens. I have absolutely no problems whatsoever in recommending this company to anyone and everyone who is looking at buying a fitted kitchen in the London area. *snip*

 

[max1mike]

Go straight to *snip*

I often wonder while I am spinning the slots..."where can I get a new kitchen"?...well hell. apparently, I can get one at imadouchebagspammerkitchens.com. I may not be lucky at gambling, but I am damn fortunate to have found your link. Thank you mr. dbag spammer.

 

[harrys99]

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Why pay for your kitchen to be designed. www.cheapestadvertisingintheworld. will design your kitchen for free. I got quoted £500 from a specialist kitchen design company from London then I searched the internet. I searched kitchen design London and was suddenly hit by twenty companies that were all willing to design my kitchen for free. I had three different companies come out and gave me a free design and all three left me with the plan. Don’t bother paying for a kitchen to be designed just get on the net and get it for free. Even B+Q and Wickes are willing to design your kitchen for free.

Is there some kind of special deal what with the Queen's Jubilee going on or is kitchens design always free? By the way I just won the lottery in Nigeria so shipping shouldn't be a problem

 

[dionysus]

Wow..sorry about your bad luck After all, I won the Nigerian, UK, Microsoft AND yahoo lotteries; I'd rave more but I have to hurry and send my bank details!!!

 

[chayton]

This thread was worth it just for the bunny & pancake!

 

[KasinoKing]

I don't think people should have been quite so harsh on this guy.
After all, the special fittings they offer in their kitchens do make them sort of on-topic...

 

[raj]

Personally I will only buy from a Kitchen designer accredited by The Casinomesiter himself, this way i can always PAB to maxD should I get a dripping tap or uneven work surface.

I have heard that the Maaltese kitchen regulators are pretty spineless, and so I tend to avoid any Maltese kitchen craftsmen.

Raj
www.bidbingo.co.uk

 

[BingoT]

Next we will see is gas station slots out side of the kitchen
Love the name of it too.

 

[vinylweatherman]

I don't think people should have been quite so harsh on this guy.
After all, the special fittings they offer in their kitchens do make them sort of on-topic...

Just wait till you try getting into that wall cupboard behind it

It's not the best place either, imagine how often you will have to polish the glass, not to mention the heat and humidity one gets in the Kitchen.

The living room is a far better place, possibly a nook in the hallway. If you have a conservatory, it would be well suited at the back, away from direct sunlight (something many arcade owners get wrong, spoiling a great game because of severe glare from the glass).

Even better, especially if space is at a premium or you are married, on the PC (ask Chopley about it)

 

[raj]

Just out of interest Vinalweatherman,

Do you own any machines, I used to have two in the lounge as piggy banks , but got fed up with them and sold them.

Raj

 

[vinylweatherman]

Just out of interest Vinalweatherman,

Do you own any machines, I used to have two in the lounge as piggy banks , but got fed up with them and sold them.

Raj

Two, one old fruit machine and one old pinball machine, but they are in the dining room, not the kitchen. There are another 2 non working fruit machines out in the garage. As you may have gathered from this, I am not married (or all 4 would be in the garage, or down the tip.)