I apologize to connectocasino they are great

dbuuck01

Dormant account
Joined
Mar 31, 2005
Location
lincoln
Well it looks as though I have jumped the gun and spoke to soon
About connectocasino. I just needed to speak with the right person
Mr. John Spears helped me fix my day, and is making my account right.
I want to issue a formal apology for the things I said about connectocasino.
I want to say they are a upstanding group. When I read some complaints from
banned members I got a little ahead of myself in thinking they were not a honorable casino and place to wager. I want to say thanks to john for emailing me .I want to apologize for any slander or wrongdoing on my part to Mr.Spears and connectocasino.
Thanks again for the opportunity to play at your place.and I will now retract any thing I said bad at all. Thanks again dbuuck01.
 
Hilarious, i bet this post was part of the condition to getting paid by ConnectoCasino. They are terrible casino and have been trying to shaft players right from the go.
 
LOL, that's a very, very obviously "required post for payment".

dbuuck01 said:
When I read some complaints from banned members...

Lololol. How do you know they're "banned"? You have no access to the private affairs of any members' comments you've read.

Did you just paste in word for word what Connect told you to post?

EDIT: Beaten to it. :)
 
caruso said:
LOL, that's a very, very obviously "required post for payment".



Lololol. How do you know they're "banned"? You have no access to the private affairs of any members' comments you've read.

Did you just paste in word for word what Connect told you to post?

EDIT: Beaten to it. :)

Strange, I thought the red username and "Banned Jackass" custom tags were a decent indicator. :confused:
 
That is quite a 180 degree turn from his original compliant. :rolleyes:

Oh well, since they are such a wonderful place, I am off to make my weekend deposit of $5,000..............hmmm ah hell I might as well try my luck at connectocasino......... :thumbsup:
 
Memo to all casino managers.

Subject: How to gain maximum exposure in public forums.

For Immediate release.

Today is a great day in the world of internet gaming. We here at (insert favorite clip joint here) have come up with the perfect way to deal with those pesky winners.

Step 1. Deny a withdraw. This is the easiest way to drive off a withdraw. Through years of ripping off consumers, we have determined that very few players will complain, or have any idea how to complain.

If step 1 results in contact from a so-called "mediator" try step 2. Again, very few depositers know about this aspect of the gaming community, so in all likelyhood you will not have to proceed past step one.

Step 2. Invoke some obscure clause in your terms & conditions. If the depositer used a bonus, quickly change the terms of your bonus, and hope the mediator buys the excuse. Now here is the tricky part, usually these so-calle "mediators" run forums. And we all know how darn annoying they can be. So you will have to endure some mildly bad PR for awhile. If for some reason the depositer can prove they made their deposit before you were able to change the terms and conditions (this is rare, but it can happen to the best of us) proceed to step 3.

Step 3. Allow the situation to fester in the public forums a bit. I know, I know, "what in the world are you thinking?" well this is where it gets a bit tricky, but if you allow the situation to grow, when you invoke step 4 the results will be well worth the wait.
Now sometimes you will experience what we have coined "player revolt". Again, after years of selectivly paying only the most vocal of complaints/winners we have learned to count on the player community at large to react in a manner that supports your original decision to deny the withdraw. Certian people will automaticly cruicify a new poster at the forum, for failing to follow your terms and conditions. This will slowly work in your favor, as most new posters at public forums will be scared off by this harsh treatment. Of course if all else fails, by all means invoke step 4.

Step 4. Contact the original depositer and or mediator and say you are now willing to pay off the withdraw. However, since your good name has been drug thru the mud in public, you would like something in return. You demand the player post a public apology, and state they "misunderstood" what the terms and conditions stated, and how "grateful" they are that they are finally getting paid their winnings. Also try to get them to say something nice about how well you as a manager, handled the whole thing, and how they will of course play in your casino again. It is important to get this statement signed, and returned to you before you pay them.

I hope you find this information helpful, and you will join us at (insert your favorite clip joint here) in celebrating yet another profitable year. Remember, suckers are only a locked account away :D

You friend (insert favorite clip joint managers name here)
 
OMG, roflmfaoooo........what an excellent guideline, I love the steps.

:lolup: :lolup:
 
this is over the top in hilarity :lolup: :lolup:

if you read the poster's previous grammatically incorrect angry posts regarding connecto, then compare them to the thread starting post. one can easily realize the poster DIDN'T EVEN WRITE THIS POST. :lolup:

he just copy+cut+paste some standard garbage write-up he accepted most likely as a condition from being paid from connecto, and didn't even bother to put into his own words!! :(

congrats, you two deserve each other
 
If you're going to put words in the guy's mouth, at least make it sound believable. Dbuuck's sudden epiphany is about as over the top as it gets.
 
mary said:
man, that's just creeeepy. Watching a guy talk under duress like that :( .

New casino campaign:


Cost of playing at the casino: $100
Potential winnings: $3000
Doing exactly what we tell you to do: Priceless


lol
 
chuchu59 said:
I think it would be more believable if the title of the thread is renamed to 'connectocasino finally paid'


or maybe "connecto finally taught me how to write.."
 
Kiss ass

That was the worst kiss ass job I have ever heard of. Wow! An so obvious!!! Laughed my ass off!

Later Tdoggy

:lolup:
 
ezc3m said:
this is over the top in hilarity :lolup: :lolup:

if you read the poster's previous grammatically incorrect angry posts regarding connecto, then compare them to the thread starting post. one can easily realize the poster DIDN'T EVEN WRITE THIS POST. :lolup:

he just copy+cut+paste some standard garbage write-up he accepted most likely as a condition from being paid from connecto, and didn't even bother to put into his own words!! :(

congrats, you two deserve each other

If this is the case, what the hell do you expect him to do? You would do the same thing if you wanted to get your money.
 
selling your soul

If selling your soul to get paid by a casino is what you have to do then just maybe online casinos are not worth my time....

Later Tdoggy

:thumbsup:
 
Black21Jack said:
If this is the case, what the hell do you expect him to do? You would do the same thing if you wanted to get your money.

i wouldn't, but maybe that's just a personal preference, money isn't everything to me

let's just say i have a lot more respect for shank than i do for this thread starter
 
ezc3m said:
i wouldn't, but maybe that's just a personal preference, money isn't everything to me

let's just say i have a lot more respect for shank than i do for this thread starter

Why not? Is your real name ezc3m? It would be a lot different if this was to happen at a land based casino and you had to do a public apology or whatever and your face and name are known. We are all anonymous here so it is no big deal. Anyways my point was that there is no reason to come down on someone because they wanted to recover their money.
 
Black21Jack said:
Why not? Is your real name ezc3m? It would be a lot different if this was to happen at a land based casino and you had to do a public apology or whatever and your face and name are known. We are all anonymous here so it is no big deal. Anyways my point was that there is no reason to come down on someone because they wanted to recover their money.

uh yea lol, believe or not some folks have different morals than perhaps yourself. geez it's like i hit a nerve or something... ;)

ftr, i refused to play at tropicana in a.c anymore b/c they refused to accept me and my friend's play at the poker table as a comp rating, this was ridiculous as they were raking a timed collection close to 160$ per hr from the game, not to mention the fact that we were playing the highest limit game they had available.



since then they have offered me personally free rooms, free food, free shows anything for me to come back since i also play high action baccarat and craps. but i simply took my actions elsewhere, and told all my poker friends to do so also. it's not the money it's the principle, they looked down on poker players as someone not worthy of attention and all my friends got screwed. just giving me personal comps aren't going to make up for all those other stiffed poker players..


*also, you're wrong if you think i'm the only one who'd take the moral high road over some sum of money, the player who was disputing with RDC did the same thing. he'd rather not get paid at all than to praise RDC for their (non)efforts, like sirius does by not selling ad space to CR b/c of their mistreatment of players, like meister does by not giving in to rogue casinos, like shank does by not giving in to verbage ala cirrus. there are plenty of examples out there, even in cyberland certain scruples should be upheld, otherwise sooner or later you'd lose your self-respect
 
Last edited:

Users who are viewing this thread

Meister Ratings

Back
Top