- Joined
- May 22, 2012
Thanks to EJ for the work.
I have personally met a couple of members of the UKGC. It is a 'word of mouth' Old Boys club of mainly ex-coppers and civil servants who've collected their pensions at 50-55 for 30-35 years of service, and have got themselves a cushy little 10 more years of taxpayer-funded safe salary to run alongside the pension I already mentioned. When they really do retire at 65 they will then collect another smaller taxpayer-guaranteed pension for the 10 years they 'serve' the UKGC.
Now, unfortunately for them when they've dripped buckets of sweat rubber-stamping or rejecting casino applications in a cursory manner, on occasion a matter will present itself that requires some cerebral activity, such as a player making a complaint regarding a casino they've licensed, or as in this case an eloquent and well presented request from our friend EJ. This will cause panic, and will raise the possibility of work being required. At this juncture, an ad hoc meeting will be pulled together by the outside wall cigarette butt receptacle to decide how best to dispense with this unwelcome and baffling interruption to their days of toil.
It will be decided hence that all possible matters to do with gaming are actually outside their remit as laid down by the last government, and no responsibility lies with themselves. To this end, the matter must be passed on to someone else even suspected of having knowledge of gambling, viz-a-viz the casino itself. After drawing lots, one unlucky member of the clique will be weighted down with ten minutes work whereby they will be required to compose a brief e-mail in reply to EJ abstaining from all possible input. End of.
I have personally met a couple of members of the UKGC. It is a 'word of mouth' Old Boys club of mainly ex-coppers and civil servants who've collected their pensions at 50-55 for 30-35 years of service, and have got themselves a cushy little 10 more years of taxpayer-funded safe salary to run alongside the pension I already mentioned. When they really do retire at 65 they will then collect another smaller taxpayer-guaranteed pension for the 10 years they 'serve' the UKGC.
Now, unfortunately for them when they've dripped buckets of sweat rubber-stamping or rejecting casino applications in a cursory manner, on occasion a matter will present itself that requires some cerebral activity, such as a player making a complaint regarding a casino they've licensed, or as in this case an eloquent and well presented request from our friend EJ. This will cause panic, and will raise the possibility of work being required. At this juncture, an ad hoc meeting will be pulled together by the outside wall cigarette butt receptacle to decide how best to dispense with this unwelcome and baffling interruption to their days of toil.
It will be decided hence that all possible matters to do with gaming are actually outside their remit as laid down by the last government, and no responsibility lies with themselves. To this end, the matter must be passed on to someone else even suspected of having knowledge of gambling, viz-a-viz the casino itself. After drawing lots, one unlucky member of the clique will be weighted down with ten minutes work whereby they will be required to compose a brief e-mail in reply to EJ abstaining from all possible input. End of.