Evolution Live Roulette - the most awesome thread of conspiracy theorists

[goatwack]

Bur just to be sure id throw another 200 at it

You know poor Kelapa could have probably had a 51% controlling share of the company by now

 

[kelapa]

Bur just to be sure id throw another 200 at it

I was going to, but the footie results weren't on my side today.

 

[TheresNoDInBonanza]

OK I'm out of the thread.

 

[TheAddict]

I've been sticking it on 37 for years now.

My RTP currently stands at '0'

Im sure it'll pick up soon bruh. I got a roulette wheel actualy, smaller and not as good as an original - but stilk the same. You can even spin it yourself. is missing the number layout for chips but we obviously dont need that for your system. cash transactions so instant withdrawals, quickly kyc you over a beer and id be happy to offer you bonuses on any money you wager to try and turn it around. cant lose on the same number forever surely. Welcome offer includes a bottle of absinthe

 

[goatwack]

Hey you want real salty just play XBox online everyone, it makes Evolution escapades seem like a tickling contest!

Simply put, if you or your team wins, it's cheating! And if you lose, you're crap and not worthy of the hallowed controller!

At least with Roulette, one gets to stare at some top totty, though granted, it is an expensive pastime

 

[TheAddict]

I heard fifa was great for a challenge and near impossible to win, being the challenge is to reach 90 minutes without the losing team quitting.

You playing FPS? You really need these on key binds to be able to effectively participate in the end game convo:

"My team is shit. f×£$*% useless"
"Nubz"
"Camping lamerz"
"F$(#"€! aimbotz"
"Bunny hopping noobz"
"F%=*$ lag"
"This server is utter %€/×!"
"%×&€£% Ass runners!"

 

[miksaxxx]

Why customer have connection problems allways ?.. My 100Mb line works exellent.. And why they have malfuction allways at same time..

I just stopped playing Evolution. i usually play 3 card poker and i would have winned 6 times in a row .. Made complaint to casino , and Evolution responce for those 6 games out of 80 bets was :

"Customer attempted to place bets for the games, however the bets were not processed and did not reach game server because of connection issues on customer's end. However, decision offers were sent to customer and he was able to select them, this happened because of Evolution's system malfunction. "

And second time in the fu***** attachment picture. Same thing .

:
The game server logs data has shown that player attempted to place his bet in the amount of 21.00 in Three Card Poker game on 2018-07-15 at 19:49:24 UTC, however, they arrived at the server too late, after the betting time was already expired and as a result his bets were not accepted. The incident was caused by Internet connection issues the customer had experienced on his side at that time.
Nevertheless, the player still received the decision offer, moreover, he pressed on Call, assuming that he is in the game. The described incident occurred because of a malfunction of our system. Please note that no funds were taken from player's account for this failed bet attempt.

 

[goatwack]

I heard fifa was great for a challenge and near impossible to win, being the challenge is to reach 90 minutes without the losing team quitting.

You playing FPS? You really need these on key binds to be able to effectively participate in the end game convo:

"My team is shit. f×£$*% useless"
"Nubz"
"Camping lamerz"
"F$(#"€! aimbotz"
"Bunny hopping noobz"
"F%=*$ lag"
"This server is utter %€/×!"
"%×&€£% Ass runners!"

Just console I'm afraid, though the realm of PC vocab tomfoolery makes me somewhat envious.

Generally speaking, with console it's more old skool, you'll get pinged straight after a match mostly, but the popular 'pre-match' taunts make an appearance once in a while, with the 'mid- match' PMs reserved for super salty players. That's when you know you've really got to them

Though not versed in advanced FPS insult techniques- it's like a whole new language- on something like For Honor the lingo & correct terminology consists of mainly:

"Ganker"

"Spammer"

"Revenge- spammer"

"Trash"

"Haha it took 4 of you and I still beat your asses"

"Turtle"

"Whiffer"

& last but not least, "Git gud"

If you get the last one, consider it an honour!

 

[TheAddict]

Lol. Im oldschool mate so yeah the level of sophistication has naturally improved

 

[goatwack]

I'd be wary of playing Evolution today peeps, the heat is making the ball stick to non-winning numbers

Just a heads- up

 

[dionysus]

I'd be wary of playing Evolution today peeps, the heat is making the ball stick to non-winning numbers

Just a heads- up

dammit and on the cold days it freezes to the non-winning numbers
*sigh*..just cant win

 

[goatwack]

dammit and on the cold days it freezes to the non-winning numbers
*sigh*..just cant win

It's best to play it during the rainy season, although with the dealer's hands being wet, the ball often lands in winning numbers only to 'slide' onto losers

 

[dionysus]

id suggest tornado season, but everyone knows they rig the tornadoes

 

[goatwack]

id suggest tornado season, but everyone knows they rig the tornadoes

Trust me, you don't even wanna see it during hailstorms

 

[Mohammadpatel]

If you play your cards right I might give you my penis tonight x

 

[dionysus]

well that turned odd

 

[goatwack]

(Closes eyes)

"I can unsee this, I can unsee this, I can....."

 

[pinnit2014]

In a box

This thread has it all, like a less pious version of the North Korea one

 

[goatwack]

To be fair now, there was a penis request on every second page of the Trump thread

 

[dionysus]

To be fair now, there was a penis request on every second page of the Trump thread

nonono

people said who asked for this 'dick'?

 

[goatwack]

nonono

people said who asked for this 'dick'?

If one squints really hard, Trump is indistinguishable from a shlong

 

[dionysus]

somehwere right now, the pornhub rep is rubbing his hands together going 'yes, yes, I'll have you soon, my pretties'

 

[paul7388]

I am still wondering why that comment half an hour ago was posted.

Decided it was better not to even comment what i think for once.

 

[goatwack]

Half an hour already? Doesn't time fly when one is having fun with.....dick posts.........

 

[dionysus]

i remember that from grade school
no wait
that was Fun With Dick and Jane