Evolution Live Roulette - the most awesome thread of conspiracy theorists

[goatwack]

Bur just to be sure id throw another 200 at it

You know poor Kelapa could have probably had a 51% controlling share of the company by now

 

[kelapa]

Bur just to be sure id throw another 200 at it

I was going to, but the footie results weren't on my side today.

 

[TheresNoDInBonanza]

OK I'm out of the thread.

 

[TheAddict]

I've been sticking it on 37 for years now.

My RTP currently stands at '0'

Im sure it'll pick up soon bruh. I got a roulette wheel actualy, smaller and not as good as an original - but stilk the same. You can even spin it yourself. is missing the number layout for chips but we obviously dont need that for your system. cash transactions so instant withdrawals, quickly kyc you over a beer and id be happy to offer you bonuses on any money you wager to try and turn it around. cant lose on the same number forever surely. Welcome offer includes a bottle of absinthe

 

[goatwack]

Hey you want real salty just play XBox online everyone, it makes Evolution escapades seem like a tickling contest!

Simply put, if you or your team wins, it's cheating! And if you lose, you're crap and not worthy of the hallowed controller!

At least with Roulette, one gets to stare at some top totty, though granted, it is an expensive pastime

 

[TheAddict]

I heard fifa was great for a challenge and near impossible to win, being the challenge is to reach 90 minutes without the losing team quitting.

You playing FPS? You really need these on key binds to be able to effectively participate in the end game convo:

"My team is shit. f×£$*% useless"
"Nubz"
"Camping lamerz"
"F$(#"€! aimbotz"
"Bunny hopping noobz"
"F%=*$ lag"
"This server is utter %€/×!"
"%×&€£% Ass runners!"

 

[miksaxxx]

Why customer have connection problems allways ?.. My 100Mb line works exellent.. And why they have malfuction allways at same time..

I just stopped playing Evolution. i usually play 3 card poker and i would have winned 6 times in a row .. Made complaint to casino , and Evolution responce for those 6 games out of 80 bets was :

"Customer attempted to place bets for the games, however the bets were not processed and did not reach game server because of connection issues on customer's end. However, decision offers were sent to customer and he was able to select them, this happened because of Evolution's system malfunction. "

And second time in the fu***** attachment picture. Same thing .

:
The game server logs data has shown that player attempted to place his bet in the amount of 21.00 in Three Card Poker game on 2018-07-15 at 19:49:24 UTC, however, they arrived at the server too late, after the betting time was already expired and as a result his bets were not accepted. The incident was caused by Internet connection issues the customer had experienced on his side at that time.
Nevertheless, the player still received the decision offer, moreover, he pressed on Call, assuming that he is in the game. The described incident occurred because of a malfunction of our system. Please note that no funds were taken from player's account for this failed bet attempt.

 

[goatwack]

I heard fifa was great for a challenge and near impossible to win, being the challenge is to reach 90 minutes without the losing team quitting.

You playing FPS? You really need these on key binds to be able to effectively participate in the end game convo:

"My team is shit. f×£$*% useless"
"Nubz"
"Camping lamerz"
"F$(#"€! aimbotz"
"Bunny hopping noobz"
"F%=*$ lag"
"This server is utter %€/×!"
"%×&€£% Ass runners!"

Just console I'm afraid, though the realm of PC vocab tomfoolery makes me somewhat envious.

Generally speaking, with console it's more old skool, you'll get pinged straight after a match mostly, but the popular 'pre-match' taunts make an appearance once in a while, with the 'mid- match' PMs reserved for super salty players. That's when you know you've really got to them

Though not versed in advanced FPS insult techniques- it's like a whole new language- on something like For Honor the lingo & correct terminology consists of mainly:

"Ganker"

"Spammer"

"Revenge- spammer"

"Trash"

"Haha it took 4 of you and I still beat your asses"

"Turtle"

"Whiffer"

& last but not least, "Git gud"

If you get the last one, consider it an honour!

 

[TheAddict]

Lol. Im oldschool mate so yeah the level of sophistication has naturally improved

 

[goatwack]

I'd be wary of playing Evolution today peeps, the heat is making the ball stick to non-winning numbers

Just a heads- up

 

[dionysus]

I'd be wary of playing Evolution today peeps, the heat is making the ball stick to non-winning numbers

Just a heads- up

dammit and on the cold days it freezes to the non-winning numbers
*sigh*..just cant win

 

[goatwack]

dammit and on the cold days it freezes to the non-winning numbers
*sigh*..just cant win

It's best to play it during the rainy season, although with the dealer's hands being wet, the ball often lands in winning numbers only to 'slide' onto losers

 

[dionysus]

id suggest tornado season, but everyone knows they rig the tornadoes

 

[goatwack]

id suggest tornado season, but everyone knows they rig the tornadoes

Trust me, you don't even wanna see it during hailstorms

 

[Mohammadpatel]

If you play your cards right I might give you my penis tonight x

 

[dionysus]

well that turned odd

 

[goatwack]

(Closes eyes)

"I can unsee this, I can unsee this, I can....."

 

[pinnit2014]

In a box

This thread has it all, like a less pious version of the North Korea one

 

[goatwack]

To be fair now, there was a penis request on every second page of the Trump thread

 

[dionysus]

To be fair now, there was a penis request on every second page of the Trump thread

nonono

people said who asked for this 'dick'?

 

[goatwack]

nonono

people said who asked for this 'dick'?

If one squints really hard, Trump is indistinguishable from a shlong

 

[dionysus]

somehwere right now, the pornhub rep is rubbing his hands together going 'yes, yes, I'll have you soon, my pretties'

 

[paul7388]

I am still wondering why that comment half an hour ago was posted.

Decided it was better not to even comment what i think for once.

 

[goatwack]

Half an hour already? Doesn't time fly when one is having fun with.....dick posts.........

 

[dionysus]

i remember that from grade school
no wait
that was Fun With Dick and Jane

 

[kelapa]

id suggest tornado season, but everyone knows they rig the tornadoes

Don't rule out meteorites.

 

[goatwack]

Don't rule out meteorites.

This thread has transcended into something higher now.

Do try and keep up Kelapa!

 

[kelapa]

Yeah, I kinda want that meteorite now.

 

[Mohammadpatel]

Take it kelpa you’ve been winning on the roulette

 

[kelapa]

Take it kelpa you’ve been winning on the roulette

Been avoiding it like the plague... which is the only win you can get out of it anyway.

 

[Mohammadpatel]

Been avoiding it like the plague... which is the only win you can get out of it anyway.

Well said mate

 

[maxd]

If you play your cards right I might give you my penis tonight x

And I'll give you the boot right now. Adios arsehole.

 

[kelapa]

Quick question... has any claim of rigging - against any company whatsoever - been proven here?

 

[neilw]

Quick question... has any claim of rigging - against any company whatsoever - been proven here?

No. Or any where else that I know of.

 

[Deathawakens17]

Alright lads

 

[The Dude]

Alright lads

Alright lads wtf?

 

[The Dude]

LOL - Deathawakens - so scary. What are you? 14? Take a hike.

 

[syntynyt]

Quick question... has any claim of rigging - against any company whatsoever - been proven here?

not here, but history has proven that rigging the software for the sole purpose of making more money actually happened. ultimate bet/absolute poker, the owners themselves did it, the case is very detailed elsewhere. players concerns had fall on deaf ears when the likes of phil hellmuth intervened and assured of the integrity of the software. they made a lot of money from rake as the rooms covered usa and eu, but they aimed for MORE. they were only got caught because they were reckless not taking any smart measures in their gameplay and the video proof revealed it all, accounts that were able to see the whole cards of the table...if they knew poker and played accordingly and money would not took their minds, that could have gone for a lot more years...
as for evolution, i don't think they aim you personally like you tend to present, i always believed that high stakes online roulette must limit the exposure of the casinos against big losses from high roller players that after a couple of pints they go kamikaze betting and with a bit of luck may leave the bank empty. but im not willing to bet that low roller roulette is all random. for an online all time loser which took recoveries in the landbased, everything to me is fishy so i drastically reduced my online presence even after i recently changed countries and could play anywhere i want, online is smelling like maltese mafia cash grabbing tentacles.

 

[The Dude]

We have had proof of "rigging" or malfunctioning games posted here many times. Some have been more memorable than others.

One case in point: Mathematical Proof that English Harbour is cheating

There was another thread somewhere where Party Games had cheating software - years before they had their current software package, but it included screenshots.

Most of the cheating software claims are pretty old, and for software coming out of someone's garage, or the Ukraine - something like that.

 

[kelapa]

We have had proof of "rigging" or malfunctioning games posted here many times. Some have been more memorable than others.

One case in point: Mathematical Proof that English Harbour is cheating

Thanks. That's an interesting read so far (I'm at page 8).

The main thing I notice so far is that people actually went and LOOKED for themselves to see if it was rigged... except for "liquidsoap" initially, who then had to eat his words.
In this Evolution thread, everyone just laughs it off without trying their hand even for a few rounds.

 

[kelapa]

As for Evolution... I don't remember if I'd already mentioned the following phenomenon.

As I've already described way too many times, it's very common to go through an impossible losing streak at Evo's tables. No matter how ridiculously high you make your theoretical winning chance, once you're in the streak, the ball will always land exactly there where it will hurt you most.

That's not the phenomenon I'm talking about right now though.
Here it comes:

When the losing streak has sapped practically all of your, say, 1000 quid.. and all you have left is 2.50 for one final spin... then you will most likely WIN that spin.
Even if you only stand a theoretical 10% chance, the ball's bizarre jumps will suddenly, uniquely work to your advantage.

This happens almost every time in said situation.
To the point where, when I'm putting those last chips on the table, I can safely go get a drink from the fridge and come back to see my first win in 45 spins, guaranteed.

I guess this is Evo throwing the poor loser a bone, so they don't get turned off from gambling altogether, and will still come back for more.

 

[paul7388]

As for Evolution... I don't remember if I'd already mentioned this phenomenon:

It's very common to go through an impossible losing streak at Evo's tables. No matter how ridiculously high you make your theoretical winning chance, once you're in the streak, the ball will always jump exactly there where it will hurt you.

Let me see have you mentioned that before.

Maybe just the odd one or two hundred times lol

 

[kelapa]

Let me see have you mentioned that before.

Maybe just the odd one or two hundred times lol

Harrr, read again!

 

[goatwack]

'Rigged' brought me here

So, what's the latest

 

[kelapa]

'Rigged' brought me here

So, what's the latest

Not so much!
I'm reading through the English Harbour case (as linked by Casinomeister a few posts up from here), and it's striking how similar that case feels to the Evo one.

 

[aceking123]

some odd shite with their games thats for sure, im not sure why everyone seems to laugh at Kelapa , some of the game rounds ive seen makes one wonder how on earth it can do that, including some very very bizarre results , only seems to happen whilst losing though. wacky roulette with evo , you should try casinoeuro with its new roulette live games complete different provider AS or something seems ok to me.

 

[kelapa]

some odd shite with their games thats for sure, im not sure why everyone seems to laugh at Kelapa

Maybe too many other cases of people crying wolf.

I've done my own share of pointing and laughing at conspiracy nuts (anti-vaxers and the like), but some of the reactions here are just lazy. Skimming over extremely glaring ball behaviour, for example. Or putting it all on coincidence, or me being a sore loser, while the odds of these occurrences happening fairly are beyond astronomical.

Is that Wizard Of Odds still around?
Would love for him to cast his eye on this matter. (That said, I'm a rather qualified programmer myself, so I'd know a thing or two about odds and statistics.)

 

[TheAddict]

Not many people want to throw money at a game designed to beat them, which can do so in a rapid amount of time in order to chase a losing streak to confirm your claims. Even More so if they don't enjoy playing it.
There are (imo and a fair few others it seems) some dodgy looking ball manoeuvres youve posted.
But the extra long mammoth sessions of this constantly happening 20 or 25+ times in a row weren't recorded. So while many people might want to beleive you, its hard to do without backing up the most important of claims you keep making - considering this is said to happen every time.
Again, i want to believe you. Some of your vids had me wondering wtf just happened there.
Though you say its guaranteed that after a heavy losing session the last spin is a guaranteed win. Maybe it has been, but we don't know that. All we know is what we see - which unfortunately has not been much of all of what you claimed other than cherry picked few minutes (which were the weirdesr things ive seen on a roulette table, but then i dont play it myself).
So yes, people are left with making light hearted or lame jokes for replies since without those recordings or many others claiming the same, theres not much else that can be said.
Apolagies for not being able to come up with a lame joke this time either, bit tired.
I doubt the lack of taking you seriously is even due to too many people crying wolf over this game. It is the lack of evidence showing these statistically improbable sessions you claim to keep having on a very consistant basis. Im not suggesting you deliberately dont record them. But if they happen all the time, then it painfully hurts your case that you didnt!

 

[Borgie]

Im also confused at how it makes everyone who is playing lose at the same time and would need much more evidence of this.

 

[TheAddict]

Imo, similar to like i think duover suggested. One of the easiest way, i think, to enable multiple players to have this losign streak would be to slip in pre recorded animations at vital moments that spin the ball into the lowest overall payout number in comparison to whats been laid out between players. Though this shouldnt affect someone doing small bets in such a consistsnt basis.
In one video posted here, i spent 25 minutes watching a tiny clip just before thet ball lands. Focusing on the environment, specifically that hot dealers movements, trying to catch a glitch of somekind. I thought i could see something slightly resembling a glitch from the way she was breathing as the ball dropped.but then i was looking for it and they say its easier to find something thats not there if your brain tries hard enough.
However, after going over that 5 second part of the video, 85 times in 25 minutes, i just come away with one big fat headache for staring into the screen for so long!