In further developments,
32Red have sent delegates to various Gamblers Anonymous meetings nationwide as part of the new direction the company is seeking.
A spokesman stated:
"At 32 Red we strive to maintain our industry- leading standards by incorporating and re- integrating lost players back into our database. We are pioneering a new path and are doing this to provide an outstanding product for everyone"
He was heard to mumble afterwards:
"I don't see what all the fuss is about and why everyone is crying about it. We're just doing everyone a favour by providing a great service, guy"
Further proposals by 32 Red include:
- Removing the 'Withdrawal' function. Given the recent spate of negative publicity the company has received in regards to reversals and the like, why not just remove the fucker altogether
-Giving blood. Choices will include weekly, fortnightly or monthly donations. Because 32 Red listen and
care about their players
-Every 9th Lunar Cycle, a sacrifice must be made to Baal-hamon. Failure to do this will result in eternal damnation or having your account kept open. So no difference really