what's a good casino name?

happygobrokey

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i want a nice happy thread on the front page. let's post funny/creative casino names. simmo said one in another thread about domaining, he has purchased the domain "bloodylongfootballoddsforpunterswithmoremoneythansense.com" or some such.

here's one i thought of: "bonus maximus" you won't ROME from this casino when you see the LEGION of bonuses on offer. and you can talk to our support staff anytime (XXIV/VII), just pick up your phone and COLOSSEUM online in live chat.

or how about: "ahhnuld's spielraum" where we PUMP YOU UP with bonuses and you can say HASTA LA VISTA BABY to slow payments. you must be eighteen-plus and not a GIRLYMAN or else I KILL YOU.

and now a serious one: i would call mine "alpha-omega" casino, because it's the first and last casino you'd need to visit.
 

KasinoKing

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Hmmm... Here's some ideas, sorted by software:-

MG: Honest casino

Crypto: Casino Class

RTG: BogusBonus Casino

Playtech: Casino SlowPay

Rival: Casino Zzzzzzzz

Grand Virtual: Funky Casino

PP (as used by Hype): Casino Incommunicado

:p
 

Simmo!

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I'd call mine "Crystal Palace Casino" as it's Crystal clear that I'd be living in a Palace with all those mug punters out there :)



Edit: Damn...someone beat me to it :(
 

Swede

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In the spirit of recently opened joints, how 'bout:

Happy Ending Casino?
 

happygobrokey

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nice one swede, would that be based in southeast asia? :D i hear japan has some great health spas ;)
 

jetset

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How about CasinoInnuendo.com....for players who risk getting it in the rear by trying big bonus but low reputation venues?
 

happygobrokey

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How about CasinoInnuendo.com....for players who risk getting it in the rear by trying big bonus but low reputation venues?

along that line, i recall reading about a gays-only poker room...
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no punchline, i really did. :D
 

Swede

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Yer absolutely right happy, headquarters would indeed be located in Manilla or Bangkok :D

I've also heard about a gay casiner or poker room, can't recall the name or if it was designed for men or women but still, there is/was one.
 

hobobiker

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Hello thees ees the Casino Bastardos.......huh you want paying ....peess off ..
you want paying then you go to thee Casino Gayboy.. now leeve us alone ....we are very very Busy.
 

happygobrokey

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now cheech and chong casino, that would be dope!
 

dominique

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along that line, i recall reading about a gays-only poker room...
:D

There is, or at least used to be (haven't kept track) a dragqueenbingo. It was full of drag queens having a merry old time!

I guess you can do all kinds of very targeted names.

I like fristfruckingpoker (after the author of the UIGEA bill).
 

happygobrokey

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yeah fristfrucking is the lesbian one right? :D;)
 

just play

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Losers Casino

"If you think you are going to win, read the name of our casino"



Winners Casino

(written in very small print in the T&C's....."ya right")


50/50 Casino

"Take a chance here"


And on a serious note, I like something with the word coffee (I am a huge coffee drinker) or for others, something with the word beer in it.

Coffee Casino

"Come and relax with us"


Bud Casino

"Have a drink with us"
 

happygobrokey

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bud casino could be have a reefer with us too :thumbsup:
 

jetset

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Yer absolutely right happy, headquarters would indeed be located in Manilla or Bangkok :D

I've also heard about a gay casiner or poker room, can't recall the name or if it was designed for men or women but still, there is/was one.

There are several - the latest is Dorothy's Casino.
 

lojo

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RockHouse

U2 can play against the Edge.


I'm still willing to take donations to my paypal and email random screenshots in return. Play at lojo's where we rip the other guy off and pass the savings on to you!!!:D
 
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