lol, gambling was more fun before my mother and I shared a place
"$300? $300...cash out...run, take it"
groaan, sometimes its best she doesnt see my balance and what i may be up to and lose, but I also prefer chasing 1k, which if she had her way, id never see lol
lol, reminds me of sharing with a family member the excitement over a rare victory. i think its always best they don't see the balance, nothing positiv seems to come from it.
an old example:
"holy kim jong un's balls!!... arghhhhhh!!!!!!!!"
mother comes rushing in: " you ok? whats wrong!?!? i nearly dropped my coffee all over the floor when i heard that scream!"
"just absolutely smashed it, loooook!! its so so hard to get this!!! watch the balance going insane every spin, into the hundreds and hundreds, and i only bet 9p!!! crazy!"
"wow, arent you lucky! well done!!! make sure you don't lose it all back!"
move forward 1 week
"Hey ma, you mind if i borrow 40 quid till the morning? i get paid tomorrow but a few friends are going out tonight and wanted to join them, still also waiting for 100 quid to be processed from a small withdrawal from another casino as well that i won yesturday, but wont see that for a day or two either so am almost skint till tomorrow"
"but what did you do with all that money you won? "
"doesn't last long, cigarettes, few beer, petrol, food, you know the one. only ended up withdrawing 380 from the 500 in the end anyway, went out a few days ago and ended up buying a pair of jeans, also made a few deposits at a casino when bored during the week, money never lasts long"
*hear the buzzing sounds as mothers brain begins calculating this*
"so you had 500 quid at one point last tuesday, and basically just gave most of it straight back? you are an absolute idiot and i have no sympathy for you. im disgusted tbh. i think you might have a problem!. here, take the money and i want it back in the morning before you blow all your wages in casinos as well"
-mutters to self- "why do i keep telling her when i hit these bloody ultra rare wild lines"