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Blathaon said:
I was hoping for a big win as i got 5 scatters which gives 12 spins(3=7spins, 4=9spins)


That bonus would have cost me a laptop. Utter filth. :mad:
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dunover said:
Spiffing. Absolutely spiffing.



ahh Dun mate . i do feel for you im still at same point , i had the same with trada & got so frustrated i had to close the account down i did somewhat £1500 very quickly & had such a poor time playing enough was enough , i think its time for me to cut back away from online slots, it's just a joke with the amounts of spins played & no features ,it's almost like buying a raffle ticket to play nowadays you're either getting blasted with every slot hitting features or the other way cant hit a thing. ( not used to that & havnt seen such a marked change across the board.
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Jono777 said:
Dunno why I even get slightly excited, The "Buzz" years are long behind me!





Believe it or not this is only my 3rd, 5 Diamond Trigger despite several thousand zillions of spins on this horned M/F.:rolleyes:

All 3 paid crap!
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33 spins to get.....£6 :eek: That's just not cricket, sorry Jon

Has anyone ever got 6 scatters on this game before? And does it pay in the DOA range? :confused:
 
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Jono777 said:
Dunno why I even get slightly excited, The "Buzz" years are long behind me!





Believe it or not this is only my 3rd, 5 Diamond Trigger despite several thousand zillions of spins on this horned M/F.:rolleyes:

All 3 paid crap!
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33 spins yielded 15x bet = bonus spins RTP of 45% abysmal, a laptop-launcher if ever I saw one. Actually, pretty similar outcome to my last one, only IIRC I got just one or 0 retriggers.

To Goatwack, 2 incidences of 6-scatter triggers on YT, both ended up around 80 spins and paid an average of 140x bet for the spins on top of the 1000x for the 50-spin triggers. There is also a 6-spin retrigger too, but we don't see the outcome of the 50 extra spins.
 
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Not had a session on rigno in ages, I had a few odd spins but no matter where I play it crashes :mad:

If the game was not a tease any way but than get the feking error message, I think thats what bought my bad head on, The last few weeks has been non stop stress, no sleep or hardly any sleep, I really have nothing to stress about but so much stuff thats not getting done is just a nightmare, I tell my mum not to stress and relax yet than I have a melt down. If you do not hear from me than I am brown bread, I think I ok as would be dead by now if something serious HeHeHe

Oh thats another think I bought a lotery ticket the other day and what for I do not know? Not bought one in years, It could be my turn for big win,

So if you do not hear from me than I might not be dead but a millionaire :)
 
Jono777 said:
I had a quality video to contribute to here, main reason to not leave poor Mr D suffering alone.

A £400 balance with about £700 to wager.

10-15 slots played and no cash out, wager cleared with about £50 left :mad: :mad:

Deleted vid in pure fucking rage as I was seriously close to smashing something and really couldn't be arsed to upload 40 minutes of commentaryless suffering (we all recall what happened to my mic, not yet replaced)

Anyway this was the Starting "highlight" which now sadly in a funny sort of way more than qualifies for this thread :mad:



Fuck It!
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ouch thats sickening you only had that much left to wager with a healthy balance. Id be furious too.
 
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dunover said:
33 spins yielded 15x bet = bonus spins RTP of 45% abysmal, a laptop-launcher if ever I saw one. Actually, pretty similar outcome to my last one, only IIRC I got just one or 0 retriggers.

To Goatwack, 2 incidences of 6-scatter triggers on YT, both ended up around 80 spins and paid an average of 140x bet for the spins on top of the 1000x for the 50-spin triggers. There is also a 6-spin retrigger too, but we don't see the outcome of the 50 extra spins.
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I've had worse than that, earlier this week at Gala, which now has a HTML5 version. :barf:

How does this grab you?

4 scatter trigger (paying 10x straight away), 7 retriggers (all 2 scatters), 50 spins in total

Final result.....20.125x. With a double 2OAK of Rhinos on the 50th and final spin.

So at one point....I had 49 FS pay a grand total of 8.125x. RTP about 16.5%(?). The 50th spin merely got me barely above 20%.

And yet, all I merely did was pound the side of my fist on the table. I must have unwittingly taken an anti-BoG sedative during the FS round or something.
 
spintee said:
Signed up by your link, How does the bonus work? Live chat was there usual self :eek:

Can you only play the slots on the casino tab?
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I assume you're talking about the S*n Casino? Yes, if taking the bonus you can only play the casino (Playtech) tab until WR is completed. Cash-outs max 24 hours, but quicker usually.

A tip - play that Funny Fruits or Fruit Frenzy ( the 5x5 cascade game ) as it's so low in volatility I completed 80% of my wagering in no time playing it at £2 and £5 spins, including one 50x win at £5 which admittedly did help!

Like an bellend I then took my 300 quid to finish the 20% left on Monty Pythons Holy Grail, Furious 4 (the replacement for Marvel Fantastic 4) and Kong. Busted. :mad:
 
dunover said:
I assume you're talking about the S*n Casino? Yes, if taking the bonus you can only play the casino (Playtech) tab until WR is completed. Cash-outs max 24 hours, but quicker usually.

A tip - play that Funny Fruits or Fruit Frenzy ( the 5x5 cascade game ) as it's so low in volatility I completed 80% of my wagering in no time playing it at £2 and £5 spins, including one 50x win at £5 which admittedly did help!

Like an bellend I then took my 300 quid to finish the 20% left on Monty Pythons Holy Grail, Furious 4 (the replacement for Marvel Fantastic 4) and Kong. Busted. :mad:
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I busted as well, Only a £15 depo and can only bet 10% of bonus. but saying that I got 80p in balance yet will not let me have a spin? and now showing 0p

I had a bash on the holy grail and the RTP is 94.18%, topgun crashed my last bit of change, Got a £5 bet if any one can help me out as do not do sports
 
spintee said:
I busted as well, Only a £15 depo and can only bet 10% of bonus. but saying that I got 80p in balance yet will not let me have a spin? and now showing 0p

I had a bash on the holy grail and the RTP is 94.18%, topgun crashed my last bit of change, Got a £5 bet if any one can help me out as do not do sports
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See the sea 2:15 Salisbury
One second 2 30 Doncaster
£2.50 e/w double :-)
 
Playford7 said:
See the sea 2:15 Salisbury
One second 2 30 Doncaster
£2.50 e/w double :-)
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Sorry mate it was a bloody £5 live casino bonus.

@Dunover that 80p marvelously reappeared as cash ??? They might have one of the threshold bonus that if you go below a certain amount it than goes to cash, I remember coral having something like that, so any one saving bonus rounds up than be bloody careful :)
 
spintee said:
Sorry mate it was a bloody £5 live casino bonus.

@Dunover that 80p marvelously reappeared as cash ??? They might have one of the threshold bonus that if you go below a certain amount it than goes to cash, I remember coral having something like that, so any one saving bonus rounds up than be bloody careful :)
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Hahahaha no problem mate, you watch them both sodding win now!.
 
Well, would you all Adam and Eve it? Spintee mentioned the 5 quid live casino bonus, went in and played the dealer at poker, only 10x wagering, left at £78 cash and went on TS2, 1.20 spins, 7 quid left had a 185 quid bonus, cashed out 140, then went on BDBA and got that up to 160, cashed out another 110 and then got that 50 up to 140 on the stupid fruits funky slot. Tried to cash out another 100, wasn't allowed, went on chat they wanted KYC, so spunked the 140 60p spins IR lost 80 quid in 200 spins, the rest went on Mega Moolah. So a surprise 250 w/d's for my chip! :thumbsup:
 
Jono777 said:
I enjoy those sort of withdrawals, totally unexpected more than I do from my planned ones (Ie: every deposit :p)

Well Done Daz :thumbsup:
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You cannot reverse at S*n casino, no pending/reverse period. One thing I did notice, where on earth is the account transaction history, i.e. deposits/withdrawals? I can find the game history, but not that. I also tried to find the progress for my WR and couldn't see it anywhere either, it just turned to cash when done. Anybody enlighten me? :confused:
 
dunover said:
You cannot reverse at S*n casino, no pending/reverse period. One thing I did notice, where on earth is the account transaction history, i.e. deposits/withdrawals? I can find the game history, but not that. I also tried to find the progress for my WR and couldn't see it anywhere either, it just turned to cash when done. Anybody enlighten me? :confused:
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well the depo are sneaked in with your play,

I sure you can see the wager if you click the icon next to cash than click summary, and click icon, They either have a very low wager or it clears when go below certain amounts

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sun2.webp
 
spintee said:
deposits are in with the play history, Unsure about withdraw as not got there yet :) look at the yellow at top of pic
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That's crazy! You can't separate deposits/wd's from the spins! I have to trawl through play history....:(;)
 
spintee said:
It certainly looks like it, not ideal but make a note of times of depo etc, you still have to rifle through played games :eek:

There could be another way but I could not see it
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Can't fault the cash - outs, got money in Bank today so must've paid me nearly instantly on Sunday - £260 thanks to you mentioning the live games £5 chip....:thumbsup: :D
 
dunover said:
....can do this - twice. :mad:




Haha . sorry dude i gotta laugh. You think that you have a bad time.

I played Midaur. Played bonanza min bets IE 20p spins.

Outcome. Just over 1500 spins. Biggest pay was 101 x bet. 2 features achieved which payed 27 X and 85 X.
Then egg timer play until balance was zero. Each feature took about 750 spins to achieve. Lost £150+ at min stakes.

Got pissed at that and then deposit more to try other games. EVERY game payed a lowly 25% at most.

My initial feelings were that this casino had every game set to a low RTP, My thinking was that this was to protect the "NEW" casino from going bust by blocking any kind of winning possibility from the player. I could only think this because the 2 sessions played over 2 days at differing times played and payed the same shite RTP. I recieved an across the platform RTP. Every game paying f*** all.

Twice the lobby of the casino had logged me out of the casino, Yet the game i was playing , Still played, Still took money and payed nothing.
This happened twice at Midaur. I knew the second time because the game was absolutely dead and on checking the lobby, Yup i was logged out. Game still playing and taking even though i was logged out of the casino.

This has happened before at other browser based casino's. Browser casino,s where when opening a game it opens in a different window. Game goes completely dead in terms of winning spins, check lobby, guess what....Logged out.

Tin foil antenna going nuts,,,,Closed account.

Has anyone else had a similar thing (This anomoly could probably do with its own thread TBH.)
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I've had numerous sessions at various casinos where I am happily (or miserably) spinning away, return to the lobby to change game only to find I'm logged out :confused:

It has no bearing on the game results but how the casino still knows your exact balance upon re-logging in is in chapter 3, section V of my A-Z of foil hatting. :rolleyes: (at myself not you ;) )

Since this RG for UK players went bat shit unnecessarily crazy, it happens more often than it used to that's for sure.
 
nojoke said:
Haha . sorry dude i gotta laugh. You think that you have a bad time.

I played Midaur. Played bonanza min bets IE 20p spins.

Outcome. Just over 1500 spins. Biggest pay was 101 x bet. 2 features achieved which payed 27 X and 85 X.
Then egg timer play until balance was zero. Each feature took about 750 spins to achieve. Lost £150+ at min stakes.

Got pissed at that and then deposit more to try other games. EVERY game payed a lowly 25% at most.

My initial feelings were that this casino had every game set to a low RTP, My thinking was that this was to protect the "NEW" casino from going bust by blocking any kind of winning possibility from the player. I could only think this because the 2 sessions played over 2 days at differing times played and payed the same shite RTP. I recieved an across the platform RTP. Every game paying f*** all.

Twice the lobby of the casino had logged me out of the casino, Yet the game i was playing , Still played, Still took money and payed nothing.
This happened twice at Midaur. I knew the second time because the game was absolutely dead and on checking the lobby, Yup i was logged out. Game still playing and taking even though i was logged out of the casino.

This has happened before at other browser based casino's. Browser casino,s where when opening a game it opens in a different window. Game goes completely dead in terms of winning spins, check lobby, guess what....Logged out.

Tin foil antenna going nuts,,,,Closed account.

Has anyone else had a similar thing (This anomoly could probably do with its own thread TBH.)
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Yes, you're right a lot of foil hatting there but correct about the casino. It logs you out after 10 minutes of 'inactivity' despite the fact you are still playing a slot with your balance. Don't worry, the slot IS still connected to your account and you are still playing your real money or bonus and that play will be reflected in your casino account when you log back in. I agree, it was making me swear every time I changed game.
 
Jono777 said:
Regarding the comments Craig lol....

Another great vid :thumbsup:(presentation, not the heavy losses :mad:)

Not so sure about the casinos your promoting these days tho :p (Spinit n Cruise, oh dear :p :confused: )

GL for a cracking cash out next punt!
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Thanks mate. Think i finally got the video quality and sound spot on :D

Cruise and spinit have been good to my players so far, only had one complaint which was dealt with so not going to write them off just yet :thumbsup:

And thanks man. I hope so to. Lately it is loss after loss after loss.
 
dunover said:
Shocker of all time, even for this piece of shit.
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The rules are messed up for that site

4.Maximum bonus £/$/€ 200.00, maximum win £/$/€ 250.00 and the bonus is awarded and locked in your bonus account, the rollover requirement is 35 times the initial bonus amount received

how can maximum win be 250 if you only get max 200 bonus? also the wager is now 35x and not 25 you said

Also you have to wager the unlocked bonus once including what you have left in the account at the time, also 300 shields is banned
 
spintee said:
The rules are messed up for that site

4.Maximum bonus £/$/€ 200.00, maximum win £/$/€ 250.00 and the bonus is awarded and locked in your bonus account, the rollover requirement is 35 times the initial bonus amount received

how can maximum win be 250 if you only get max 200 bonus? also the wager is now 35x and not 25 you said

Also you have to wager the unlocked bonus once including what you have left in the account at the time, also 300 shields is banned
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No, it's a very good bonus like Bellfruit do - it stays there until you convert it with real money play over one or more deposits. So the £200 is a guaranteed cash-drop to wager once, when you've freed it. That's why it's limited to £250, effectively it's guaranteed to convert to cash eventually, unlike standard bonuses. the best strategy is to play bonus only, get it as near to £250 as you can then play cash deposits with the original WR to cash it in.
 
dunover said:
No, it's a very good bonus like Bellfruit do - it stays there until you convert it with real money play over one or more deposits. So the £200 is a guaranteed cash-drop to wager once, when you've freed it. That's why it's limited to £250, effectively it's guaranteed to convert to cash eventually, unlike standard bonuses. the best strategy is to play bonus only, get it as near to £250 as you can then play cash deposits with the original WR to cash it in.
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Yes but if you do not get the bonus untill you actually complete the wager max 200 than how can you build the bonus up to 250? its imposible as you do not receive the bonus to build it up,

bellfuits you receive the bonus up front so you can work on it like royalpanda where you can spend the bonus and build it up, you cannot do this here as you do not receive untill you wagerd 35x what you depo and max is 200 so where does the 250 come into it?

it cannot be from the free spins as they are capped at 25

unless it ment to be max 200 /25 and they balled it up and put 250 instead
 
spintee said:
Yes but if you do not get the bonus untill you actually complete the wager max 200 than how can you build the bonus up to 250? its imposible as you do not receive the bonus to build it up,

bellfuits you receive the bonus up front so you can work on it like royalpanda where you can spend the bonus and build it up, you cannot do this here as you do not receive untill you wagerd 35x what you depo and max is 200 so where does the 250 come into it?

it cannot be from the free spins as they are capped at 25

unless it ment to be max 200 /25 and they balled it up and put 250 instead
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Yes, if you look in the account after spunking first deposit and open up a permitted slot you will get the option to play cash or bonus, separate balances.
 
After what I have been through with this game this has to be the worst in this entire thread. This bonus round made me quit the 1 million spin challenge and completely boycott BTG and im am super tilted right now but I may never gamble again

anyone who knows this slot knows this has never been seen before and is absolutely incredibly rare. I am so disgusted I will just post this video and leave. This is the first time in my life a slot actually made me throw something.

 
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God that was painful to watch. That is a massive troll job. In terms of it's place in the "Giving The Player A False Sense Of Hope Hall of Shame", it's right up there with the very worst that online slots can offer, such as...

5 scatter trigger on the turd. Kill the turd. Win less than 100x from 30 spins.

Unlock the harps on JATB with 5+ spins left. Win less than 100x.

Rhino feature lasting more than 50 spins, but paying less than 30x.

Ruby Slippers - actually there's about a million ways that fucking game can piss you off. I'll leave it at Nicola's zero win being given the Glinda treatment to "upgrade" her win zero win to a.....uhm....a Zero win!! Fuck you three times WMS, you c*nt!!!

Getting the bonus on Book Of Ra/Dead/any BORD clone and getting the explorer/top paying symbol as your mystery scatter. Only to then find out to your cost (10 spins later) that the explorer channeled his inner Lord Lucan and briefly headed in the direction of the Bermuda Triangle before suddenly realising the error of his ways as soon as the fucking bonus round ends.

Grrr. Grrrrrrrrr....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! :mad:

And that concludes my weekly therapy session. Excellent.
 
mcgameboy said:
God that was painful to watch. That is a massive troll job. In terms of it's place in the "Giving The Player A False Sense Of Hope Hall of Shame", it's right up there with the very worst that online slots can offer, such as...

5 scatter trigger on the turd. Kill the turd. Win less than 100x from 30 spins.

Unlock the harps on JATB with 5+ spins left. Win less than 100x.

Rhino feature lasting more than 50 spins, but paying less than 30x.

Ruby Slippers - actually there's about a million ways that fucking game can piss you off. I'll leave it at Nicola's zero win being given the Glinda treatment to "upgrade" her win zero win to a.....uhm....a Zero win!! Fuck you three times WMS, you c*nt!!!

Getting the bonus on Book Of Ra/Dead/any BORD clone and getting the explorer/top paying symbol as your mystery scatter. Only to then find out to your cost (10 spins later) that the explorer channeled his inner Lord Lucan and briefly headed in the direction of the Bermuda Triangle before suddenly realising the error of his ways as soon as the fucking bonus round ends.

Grrr. Grrrrrrrrr....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! :mad:

And that concludes my weekly therapy session. Excellent.
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It put me over the edge. It really truly did. Add it together with the past 4 weeks of playing alot of the new slots and being down like $9000 on $1 bets on average and this. I closed all my gambling accounts aside from two which I implemented a TAB so i dont regret it a year or two down the road. Im hoping the industry turns around and maybe the return of netent which give us a different option to at least try when other providers arent working.

I was getting fed up anyways. I have over 500 bonuses in the past weeks on my bandicam and almost all of them aside from a few are 20x and under. The industry has gotten too greedy. Way too greedy.

Its sad to see some of the regs that have gambled for decades posting they have taken breaks too. Hopefully it turns around somehow.

But as of right now, I will not do another slot pull with my money.

I probably wont be around the forum really anymore so take care everyone.

Big time Gaming. I dont even have words. I think they were a huge helping hand in ruining slots for me.

I probably wont be around the forum really anymore so take care everyone.
 
lockinlove said:
It put me over the edge. It really truly did. Add it together with the past 4 weeks of playing alot of the new slots and being down like $9000 on $1 bets on average and this. I closed all my gambling accounts aside from two which I implemented a TAB so i dont regret it a year or two down the road. Im hoping the industry turns around and maybe the return of netent which give us a different option to at least try when other providers arent working.

I was getting fed up anyways. I have over 500 bonuses in the past weeks on my bandicam and almost all of them aside from a few are 20x and under. The industry has gotten too greedy. Way too greedy.

Its sad to see some of the regs that have gambled for decades posting they have taken breaks too. Hopefully it turns around somehow.

But as of right now, I will not do another slot pull with my money.

I probably wont be around the forum really anymore so take care everyone.

Big time Gaming. I dont even have words. I think they were a huge helping hand in ruining slots for me.

I probably wont be around the forum really anymore so take care everyone.
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To be honest LIL, I think you have been playing too much recently. Take it from someone who has realised that he too has been playing too much.
We've both had our good runs, but ultimately the more you play, the greater your chances of losing become. Then slotting goes from being a "treat" to being "a potentially expensive, but also potentially rewarding hobby" to being "a high risk job".

The one thing that saves me is that I get periods where I am really busy at work. To the point that once I get home, I am actually too tired to even want to play slots for as little as half an hour during the week. All I want to do is go to bed and sleep lol.

IIRC, you said in another thread somewhere that you were considering going back to full time work. I think you need to make that a reality. You need to have something that is going to really take you away from slots for a while. Full time work might be your best shot.

Whatever you decide to do, I wish you all the best. I know that demoralising feeling you are currently experiencing when the slots seem to be highly uncooperative. It's no fun at all and I do sympathise greatly.
 
mcgameboy said:
Getting the bonus on Book Of Ra/Dead/any BORD clone and getting the explorer/top paying symbol as your mystery scatter. Only to then find out to your cost (10 spins later) that the explorer channeled his inner Lord Lucan and briefly headed in the direction of the Bermuda Triangle before suddenly realising the error of his ways as soon as the fucking bonus round ends.

Grrr. Grrrrrrrrr....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! :mad:
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Try this one, as you describe but with 4 re-triggers :mad:

Happened a few weeks ago and also had the joy of repeating the exercise earlier this week.

ONE x 2-Explorer expansion in FIFTY spins!!!!

and as you say, the very next spin after the FS ended 'Hello' - reels 2-5, if that's not by design, well......
 

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