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[Jono777]

"Twice as Nice" as you bust - WTF!!! - Thought 'Congratulations you win £0.00' was bad but that is a pure piss take!

Cheers for the heads up to play that bitch with speakers off towards the end!

 

[dunover]

Starting to look familiar now..

....same old 5-25 x stake bonuses.

 

[dunover]

!!!!!!!!!!

If you've ever had 9 consecutive Rapist bonuses as bad as this, then tell me! I don't think it's possible TBH.

 

[Jono777]

Nearly chocked on my coffee as the reels dropped. A decent hit but the last reel could have been so much nicer (IE: Stacked Wilds - Yeah Right Jon )

 

[dunover]

la sodomie continuez

 

[Jono777]

Identical sessions for me also last 19/20 from that beast.

Including a 100% deposit match at 'your house' last night - gone faster than an egg timer with no sand in it!

 

[mcgameboy]

Brutal.

Enough to make you utter phrases like...

Zut alors!

Sac de merde

Va te faire foutre, Sky Vegas (or should that be "Ciel Vegas"?)

Le bâtard d'orange est un cunt bon droit

Mon cul fait vraiment mal en ce moment

Il est truqué, je vous le dis!

Vous fuckpig

 

[goatwack]

"Le rhinocéros violateur frappe de nouveau" :bubbles:

 

[Jono777]

Brutal.

Enough to make you utter phrases like...

Zut alors!

Sac de merde

Va te faire foutre, Sky Vegas (or should that be "Ciel Vegas"?)

Le bâtard d'orange est un cunt bon droit

Mon cul fait vraiment mal en ce moment

Il est truqué, je vous le dis!

Vous fuckpig

That one made me spit my tea out without translation

 

[Jono777]

This game (one of my most played) has been screwed to the floor of late (Sure KK may disagree )

Finally a decent 'Conveyor Belt'



YUK!

 

[paul7388]

This game (one of my most played) has been screwed to the floor of late (Sure KK may disagree )

Finally a decent 'Conveyor Belt'



YUK!

Yeah Jon that was another typical Netent crap bonus round.

Wish i had a video of my Creature bonus round last week. 20p bet and 4 scatter trigger. Killed the beast and had 16 spins left. Total payout was about £8 lol. Never killed the creature without it being a decent win before. So any1 else that kills the damned thing dont take it for granted you will get a good win.

 

[mcgameboy]

This game (one of my most played) has been screwed to the floor of late (Sure KK may disagree )

Finally a decent 'Conveyor Belt'



YUK!

Let me guess....

You CRACKED up at that.

You have BEATEN up your mouse out of pure frustration at that.

Your head has been left SCRAMBLED by that.

NetBent just POACHED your money, only to give you that in return.

After that debacle, the remainder of your deposit got FRIED.

And your temper (post-bustout) has BOILED over.

You must be EGG-stremely pissed off.

Apart from that though, everything is fine and dandy.

PS Thanks for making absolutely sure I never play this game again. Top man.

 

[Jono777]

@Paul - Yup Netent (apart from the very extreme exception of the WL I hit Tuesday evening) has been beyond awful for weeks for me now.

Egg o Matic most if not all deposits, Creature from the Black Lagoon (can't get 2 scatters never mind 3 or more), Steam Tower (used to be one of the easiest to trigger bonus), Dead or Alive (Which I now call STEW (Spot the effin Wild)) all of em mercilessly dead and on low bets.

Ain't going to start foil hatting but CTFBL and Eggs even when not in the mood would take your dosh slowly, now they grab it that fast its almost as tho Netent are going out of business and grabbing every penny to save the sinking ship (yeah like that day will ever come!**)

@Marty - Very good, spotted you post soon as I bust out and although it didn't nullify the pain, it did significantly ease it lol.

I am now at the stage where I know I've lost before I even make the deposit and said several times to wife, "I'm gonna pack this lark in soon" (** )

Always been a cautious low roller, ideally to try and make session last but when Eggs go Bad like that, DOA eats in no time even at 0.09p and I resort to Novo @ 0.10 I know I've hit sad and desperate times

 

[Deeplay]

Feel your pain ... had many a dry spell like your having ... (this weekend for me has been crap!) !!!

So what I do when it gets really bad to the point you get that doomed feeling even before the first spin is a take a week or so from depositing. And stick to free rolls or FS if they come through.

Often after doing that I can see my luck change somewhat - no tin foil hat needed I know its just luck ) i hope its just "luck"

Lets see your luck change asap ) )

@Paul - Yup Netent (apart from the very extreme exception of the WL I hit Tuesday evening) has been beyond awful for weeks for me now.

Egg o Matic most if not all deposits, Creature from the Black Lagoon (can't get 2 scatters never mind 3 or more), Steam Tower (used to be one of the easiest to trigger bonus), Dead or Alive (Which I now call STEW (Spot the effin Wild)) all of em mercilessly dead and on low bets.

Ain't going to start foil hatting but CTFBL and Eggs even when not in the mood would take your dosh slowly, now they grab it that fast its almost as tho Netent are going out of business and grabbing every penny to save the sinking ship (yeah like that day will ever come!**)

@Marty - Very good, spotted you post soon as I bust out and although it didn't nullify the pain, it did significantly ease it lol.

I am now at the stage where I know I've lost before I even make the deposit and said several times to wife, "I'm gonna pack this lark in soon" (** )

Always been a cautious low roller, ideally to try and make session last but when Eggs go Bad like that, DOA eats in no time even at 0.09p and I resort to Novo @ 0.10 I know I've hit sad and desperate times

 

[interlog]

I can feel the pain too.

However, my recovery slot each and every time has been Secret of the Stones. Such an under rated game that has potential. You are not going to get 1,000x wins on it but once you trigger that bonus you're usually good for a recovery win.

 

[CraiGDaniel]

can't win em'all i suppose :/

 

[spintee]

can't win em'all i suppose :/

Was that last bit edited or did you really leave your viewers with, ok see you in a bit ????

 

[Jono777]

Was that last bit edited or did you really leave your viewers with, ok see you in a bit ????

He says 'See you in a bit' just before he paused ready to restart when he gets a bonus round matey

 

[Jono777]

I warned this bloody slot, time and again, keep taking my cash and I WILL break you, Ha Ha



Edit: Look what was on the screen when I reloaded game. Ironic or Piss Take lol

 

[Adriana B]

@Mcgameboy,Dunover & Jon. Thanks for always making my day. You always provide me tons of laughs and I cannot thank you guys enough for just being you! :notworthy

 

[Jono777]

Your welcome Barb, Glad to be of service and that I'm slightly good at at least something.

Your appreciative post was VERY well timed as I've just suffered yet another, fast, featureless BUST! so a good quick calming 'back in the room' effect

 

[Adriana B]

Your welcome Barb, Glad to be of service and that I'm slightly good at at least something.

Your appreciative post was VERY well timed as I've just suffered yet another, fast, featureless BUST! so a good quick calming 'back in the room' effect

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I am sure the missus finds other uses for you. LOL.

Sorry you busted out. Good luck going forward.

 

[dunover]

It all started so well.....

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[mcgameboy]

Your welcome Barb, Glad to be of service and that I'm slightly good at at least something.

Your appreciative post was VERY well timed as I've just suffered yet another, fast, featureless BUST! so a good quick calming 'back in the room' effect

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OK Jon, it's pep talk time.

I will tell you what I have always told you before. Keep the faith. It WILL turn around for you. And hopefully, just in time for Xmas.

I've had a terrible run of the slots in general this year (plenty of hits, but just not bunched closely enough together and then of course, a couple of self-inflicted bonehead failures to cashout because I pressed a little too hard to recover more of my losses instead of "making do" and starting over ).

But this past week has been really good for me (I even gave the Rhino a serious kicking!).
So finally, a bit (well actually, more a big chunk) of karma for all the bad runs I've had (particularly that spell between mid-June and late September). It's nice to finally see my patience (which can wear really thin and quickly to boot) getting rewarded. It's only a matter of time before your luck takes a positive turn.

Just keep grinding. It only takes one really good "WR-proof" hit to kick start things. And then Mr. D and myself will be calling you all the spawny twats of the day and then some lol.

Good luck mate. Keep that chin up.

 

[Jono777]

Cheers Marty - Really and genuinely appreciate that post mate