Tin Foil Hat Truths about Slots

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1) Higher stake bonus rounds always pay less. Ever play a slot and raise your stake? Game usually stops paying and if you do land a bonus it is almost always a low X return vs lower stakes.

2) No limit city slots only pay for a few weeks after they release :D

3) Videoslots always has the worst returns (coupled with their mega low rtp setting)

4) Cookies track you which they do, your play is ALWAYS being recorded.

5) Ever hit big then follows massive cold streak on every game on every site using any device? See above.
 
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7) There are randomly selected winners (small percentage) and randomly selected losers - this is done at account registration stages and stays with you for the duration of your gambling journey....

I have nearly 20 years first hand experience of this, trust me.

Bet you're wondering which side I fall into eh?

Well, I live in rented accommodation, drive a 14 year old car and have about 15 pence in my pocket right now. #riggedasfuck :p
 
1) Higher stake bonus rounds always pay less. Ever play a slot and raise your stake? Game usually stops paying and if you do land a bonus it is almost always a low X return vs lower stakes.

2) No limit city slots only pay for a few weeks after they release :D

3) Videoslots always has the worst returns (coupled with their mega low rtp setting)

4) Cookies track you which they do, your play is ALWAYS being recorded.

5) Ever hit big then follows massive cold streak on every game on every site using any device? See above.
I will be honest here.As much as I despise the low RTPs at videoslots and mr vegas they are among my luckiest casinos despite that. I do stick to their BTG games mostly though.
 
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This last one is not a tinfoil hat truth just a personal preference, after i have baked salmon in a tinfoil hat i discard it and make a new hat.
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I will be honest here.As much as I despise the low RTPs at videoslots and mr vegas they are among my luckiest casinos despite that. I do stick to their BTG games mostly though.
only slots you can play from UK are @BTG on @Videoslots rest of slots never pays
even now they add some stupid slots from RAW provider they not even slots just poor scam
 

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1) Higher stake bonus rounds always pay less. Ever play a slot and raise your stake? Game usually stops paying and if you do land a bonus it is almost always a low X return vs lower stakes.

One of the reasons for this is that you'll generally do far fewer spins at the higher stakes, so your sample size is much smaller, so it feels like the game has stopped paying but in reality you haven't done enough spins to really draw a conclusion.

There was a thread here two or three years ago (might have been longer ago actually) from a lady over at 3Dice (TM) who was upping her stakes every time she won, she ended up on some bonkers stake and then landed a top-tier 5OAK (think it was five wilds actually) for a seriously handsome pay - so it definitely can happen!

I'm far too cowardly for that myself and just stay grinding away on my usual small spins. If I'm feeling particularly flush I might risk 50p spins on Battle of Bastogne, but that feels slightly decadent.
 

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