Tin Foil Hat Truths about Slots

[Don't be rigged now]

1) Higher stake bonus rounds always pay less. Ever play a slot and raise your stake? Game usually stops paying and if you do land a bonus it is almost always a low X return vs lower stakes.

2) No limit city slots only pay for a few weeks after they release

3) Videoslots always has the worst returns (coupled with their mega low rtp setting)

4) Cookies track you which they do, your play is ALWAYS being recorded.

5) Ever hit big then follows massive cold streak on every game on every site using any device? See above.

 

[Jono777]

I know some people who are going to looovvveee this thread

 

[Don't be rigged now]

I know some people who are going to looovvveee this thread

Me too ?

 

[Video_Poker_Pro]

 

[goatwack]

6) Trying to spin when the balance says '0' always results in a 'You have no funds' message ?

 

[Jono777]

7) There are randomly selected winners (small percentage) and randomly selected losers - this is done at account registration stages and stays with you for the duration of your gambling journey....

I have nearly 20 years first hand experience of this, trust me.

Bet you're wondering which side I fall into eh?

Well, I live in rented accommodation, drive a 14 year old car and have about 15 pence in my pocket right now. #riggedasfuck

 

[aceking123]

Cracking thread can't wait for it to get going, yer just must be onside of the tracking of your play) come on hand over my foil hat, can you do a bronze one, I already have gold & silver)

 

[Don't be rigged now]

Christmas edition Tin Foil hats will be released in conjunction with Christmas Big Bass Bonanza at 54% RTP

 

[sufferinsilence]

I don't agree with 2. NLC never pays

 

[anddi32]

3) Videoslots always has the worst returns (coupled with their mega low rtp setting)

No they don't. 94 is pretty basic level. There is a lot of casinos who offer 91 or 87 level from PnG for example.

 

[Jono777]

I don't agree with 2. NLC never pays

Unless running affiliate/streamer editions

 

[goatwack]

7) Notice how when playing a slot, and the player has a sequence of win, win, lose, lose, lose, win, lose, lose & lose, that the next spin is ALWAYS a loss?

 

[aceking123]

Thats considered as winning goat, I'm unsure to why you would suggest that.
My play is some what twisted pretty much like myself. Although I constantly have issues with bent gaming providers.......

 

[Jono777]

7) Notice how when playing a slot, and the player has a sequence of win, win, lose, lose, lose, win, lose, lose & lose, that the next spin is ALWAYS a loss?

Also noticed how some CM members cannot count

 

[goatwack]

 

[johnnymcc1966]

1) Higher stake bonus rounds always pay less. Ever play a slot and raise your stake? Game usually stops paying and if you do land a bonus it is almost always a low X return vs lower stakes.

2) No limit city slots only pay for a few weeks after they release

3) Videoslots always has the worst returns (coupled with their mega low rtp setting)

4) Cookies track you which they do, your play is ALWAYS being recorded.

5) Ever hit big then follows massive cold streak on every game on every site using any device? See above.

I will be honest here.As much as I despise the low RTPs at videoslots and mr vegas they are among my luckiest casinos despite that. I do stick to their BTG games mostly though.

 

[Kroffe]

Tin foil hats are not warm enough to wear during the winter but you can wear it under another hat.
If you put herb butter together with salmon inside a tinfoil hat and then warm it in the oven it becomes tasty.

This last one is not a tinfoil hat truth just a personal preference, after i have baked salmon in a tinfoil hat i discard it and make a new hat.
It smells nice but its too sticky to use as a hat imo.

 

[CongoGB]

8) It's CHANGED!!!!!!!!

 

[justdoit]

I don't agree with 2. NLC never pays

they do pay if your balance is $1m and spam bonus buy all day long

 

[justdoit]

I will be honest here.As much as I despise the low RTPs at videoslots and mr vegas they are among my luckiest casinos despite that. I do stick to their BTG games mostly though.

only slots you can play from UK are @BTG on @Videoslots rest of slots never pays
even now they add some stupid slots from RAW provider they not even slots just poor scam

 

[satchnz]

17) New deposits have a much higher RTP than a balance that you’ve managed to win up.

 

[goatwack]

44) Attempting to slot with the left hand, whilst on flakka, nearly always results in busting, due to pushing the wrong buttons and ending up in Chat

 

[Don't be rigged now]

66) The Nitropolis 3 Super bonus is impossible to land in the uk due to no bonus buys.

 

[johnnymcc1966]

44) Attempting to slot with the left hand, whilst on flakka, nearly always results in busting, due to pushing the wrong buttons and ending up in Chat

I am more horrified to imagine what's going on with your right hand!

 

[ChopleyIOM]

1) Higher stake bonus rounds always pay less. Ever play a slot and raise your stake? Game usually stops paying and if you do land a bonus it is almost always a low X return vs lower stakes.

One of the reasons for this is that you'll generally do far fewer spins at the higher stakes, so your sample size is much smaller, so it feels like the game has stopped paying but in reality you haven't done enough spins to really draw a conclusion.

There was a thread here two or three years ago (might have been longer ago actually) from a lady over at 3Dice (TM) who was upping her stakes every time she won, she ended up on some bonkers stake and then landed a top-tier 5OAK (think it was five wilds actually) for a seriously handsome pay - so it definitely can happen!

I'm far too cowardly for that myself and just stay grinding away on my usual small spins. If I'm feeling particularly flush I might risk 50p spins on Battle of Bastogne, but that feels slightly decadent.