the WTF thread

[dionysus]

add an 's' bear, ya might have a new edition and be fanous

 

[dionysus]

*marks day on calendar
*spermeable*

Author: the bear

 

[Kroffe]

*marks day on calendar
*spermeable*

Author: the bear

Its 'spermwipeable' not 'spermeable', dont try to change history.
Ill make you a deal, if you stop using socks ill let you take all the credit and fame for this wonderful new word that is sure to forever change society for the better.

 

[dionysus]

Its 'spermwipeable' not 'spermeable'.
Ill make you a deal, if you stop using socks ill let you take all the credit and fame for this wonderful new word that is sure to forever change society for the better.

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Hellz, own both.
Fine, fine, I'll stop using socks

*wipes it on the dog

 

[sufferinsilence]

Hellz, own both.
Fine, fine, I'll stop using socks

*wipes it on the dog

 

[Kroffe]

Christianity appears to be cooler than i thought it was.
I assume this is based on real events.

 

[bamberfishcake]

It seems Hunter Biden has been viciously attacked again, poor boy

The following is from a 4Chan hack of his iPhone and iCloud, and NOT related to the laptop.

 

[Kroffe]

It seems Hunter Biden has been viciously attacked again, poor boy

The following is from a 4Chan hack of his iPhone and iCloud, and NOT related to the laptop.

Relevant.

 

[TheAddict]

Makes me laugh when people mention something from 4chan and feel compelled to say "however, I definately, do not, whatsoever, at all, not even once, use 4chan" before going into the details.

 

[Kroffe]

Makes me laugh when people mention something from 4chan and feel compelled to say "however, I definately, do not, whatsoever, at all, not even once, use 4chan" before going into the details.

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[goatwack]

I don't think the driver was 'overly keen' on sponsoring this venture

 

[goatwack]

They do say cleanliness is next to godliness

 

[Kroffe]

A bold move, perhaps a bit too bold.
Probbaly a better fit for the 'odds and ends' thread but that one was not on the frontpage so here we are.

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[windyoats]

So very proud to live in this State.

Oral sex sends Florida man crashing into FedEx truck

It was a head-on collision — literally.

A distracted Florida man receiving oral sex smashed directly into a FedEx truck in Ft.Lauderdale Thursday night, injuring his groin, local police said.

The unidentified man and his female companion were both found partially naked after the collision just before 7 p.m., according to reports.

Images from the post-crash chaos show the front ends of both vehicles badly damaged at a busy intersection with four people sitting or lying down nearby.

One of the victims can be seen lying on the ground with their pants around their ankles as officers tend to them.

Rescue officials said the driver sustained an unspecified injury to his groin due to the circumstances of the crash. However, the SUV driver’s penis was “nearly bitten off,”according to the Daily Mail — presumably because the impact caused his companion to bite down.

The FedEx driver and a passenger also suffered minor injuries.

It was unclear if any charges would be filed against the driver or his passenger.

Unfortunately, this isn’t the first time someone got into a car crash due to vehicular fellatio.

In a more serious accident last June, a California construction worker was allegedly drunk,high and receiving oral sex when he reportedly backed his pickup truck into a group of three patrons sitting outside a San Jose bar, killing one.

Meanwhile, a Florida couple made headlines in November after having oral sex in the back of a cop car — with the woman yelling “F–k Five-O!” during the recorded romp.

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[Kroffe]

Florida man leads a very eventful life.

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[windyoats]

Honorable Mentions:

Florida man threw live gator in Wendy's drive-thru window, police say

Florida Man Arrested For Covering Sleeping Girlfriend In Ketchup: 'That's What You Get, B***h'

Drunk Florida Man Tries to Use Taco as ID After His Car Catches Fire at Taco Bell

Florida man bitten by alligator he thought was a dog

Burglar wears clear plastic wrapper as 'disguise' to rob GameStop

Here’s one for the Florida Woman:

Florida woman arrested for punching and spitting at her boyfriend over the way he cut his meat and potatoes

 

[dionysus]

Geez
Canada here
Can barely find a decent WTF anymore
Cope saves kittens n shit

 

[bamberfishcake]

Reggie Kray in one cell behind him, Charlie next door and Gaddafi's man in another.....you was always polite and said 'Good Morning' otherwise they would get paranoid and think you was plotting against them.



It's true that manners cost nothing, and are so valuable.

p.s. Here's Marvs story, shocking tale about his Dad, no wonder he took the path laid out before him.

 

[dealer wins]

 

[mack341]

Looks strange, never seen a whole street or cul-de-sac burnt down like this

 

[bamberfishcake]

Looks strange, never seen a whole street or cul-de-sac burnt down like this

I know the area really well, hard to believe the fire could spread from house to house like that.

 

[Kroffe]

Unless they were connected via ventilation or built out of tinder it does seem very unlikely that all the houses would burn down like that.

Something's fishy...

 

[bamberfishcake]

Unless they were connected via ventilation or built out of tinder it does seem very unlikely that all the houses would burn down like that.

Something's fishy...

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Bricks and mortar with plenty of asbestos, the area is mostly terraced and semi's. It's compact but not that much that you would think the fire could spread that far. Main road is crazy busy at the best of times but two fire stations quite close. Used to work for a company doing property maintenance in Dagenham, all ex-council, now housing association/s.

Best footie pitch I played on was at Dagenham. Not much to shout about but a nice pitch. Known for being a home for West Ham fans, and its criminal underbelly. Used to be full of car merchants, and by comparison, still has its fair share of second-hand dealers.

 

[sufferinsilence]

Unless they were connected via ventilation or built out of tinder it does seem very unlikely that all the houses would burn down like that.

Something's fishy...

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Looks like arson to me: someone taking advantage of the fact there were so many wildfires yesterday.

But unlike all the comments on the tweet I won't pretend I have the answer. Or ridicule climate change.

 

[Kroffe]

Bricks and mortar with plenty of asbestos, the area is mostly terraced and semi's. It's compact but not that much that you would think the fire could spread that far. Main road is crazy busy at the best of times but two fire stations quite close. Used to work for a company doing property maintenance in Dagenham, all ex-council, now housing association/s.

Best footie pitch I played on was at Dagenham. Not much to shout about but a nice pitch. Known for being a home for West Ham fans, and its criminal underbelly. Used to be full of car merchants, and by comparison, still has its fair share of second-hand dealers.

Heh, i did wonder about the name 'Dagenhem' when i saw it in the tweet.
In Swedish Dagen is 'the day' and hem is 'home' i thought for a second maybe there was some Swedish connection.
Dagenham makes more sense.

=)

 

[dunover]

Heh, i did wonder about the name 'Dagenhem' when i saw it in the tweet.
In Swedish Dagen is 'the day' and hem is 'home' i thought for a second maybe there was some Swedish connection.
Dagenham makes more sense.

=)

Well in fact originally you are correct. Nordic/Saxon first-phase settlements were suffixed -ton and second phase -hem. Later became sometimes 'don' and 'ham'.

You will also be familiar with numerous other Norse names we have here, for example places ending 'Haven' like Milford Haven which are coastal towns originally suffixed 'Havn' but again corrupted with use over time. Also villages ending in 'mere' of which there are hundreds and finally, our newest 'hottest place' Coningsby in Lincolnshire has the 'by' suffix which as you will know is Danish usually, like Brondby for example.

You look up thousands of especially English place names and with little effort you can translate their names back into old Norse or German, in the case of the Scottish islands, Norwegian.

We got our own back though as what most people don't realise is that Lego was an English idea.

 

[sufferinsilence]

Well in fact originally you are correct. Nordic/Saxon first-phase settlements were suffixed -ton and second phase -hem. Later became sometimes 'don' and 'ham'.

You will also be familiar with numerous other Norse names we have here, for example places ending 'Haven' like Milford Haven which are coastal towns originally suffixed 'Havn' but again corrupted with use over time. Also villages ending in 'mere' of which there are hundreds and finally, our newest 'hottest place' Coningsby in Lincolnshire has the 'by' suffix which as you will know is Danish usually, like Brondby for example.

You look up thousands of especially English place names and with little effort you can translate their names back into old Norse or German, in the case of the Scottish islands, Norwegian.

We got our own back though as what most people don't realise is that Lego was an English idea.

 

[dionysus]

sneaky bastiches

 

[dionysus]

outside of y'all old ass 80s references (its ok, i own that) - more a Stranger Things ref if ya watching

 

[ladyhawke]

Not sure how many of you guys outside of Canada are aware of HRH Queen Romana Didulo of the Kingdom of Canada (now the World) and her royal 'decrees'. She has quite a following - around 70k, although many of those might be bots - and she tours the country in an RV, begging asking for donations.

She has decreed that it is illegal to be charged for electricity, gas, water, etc, and her supporters should simply refuse to pay these "illegal" demands. So - many of her supporters don't, ending with the obvious result from such actions - disconnection. And when they ask HRH for help and/or advice, there is (obviously) none forthcoming.

The following is an exchange between one of her acolytes and Hydro-Quebec. You don't need to speak French. As long are you are reasonably fluent in emoji, you will be fine.

But I have included a translation under Hydro's explanation just in case:

Translation:
?: say no to
?: queen
?: eggplant (dildo)
: go to
?: pay
?: the bill
️: for electricity
?: OK?

 

[ladyhawke]

outside of y'all old ass 80s references (its ok, i own that) - more a Stranger Things ref if ya watching

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Haven't thought of Kate Bush for years - decades - since last century even. Still recovering from "Wuthering Heights' and that strange, whiny falsetto voice of hers.

 

[sufferinsilence]

There are people who believe everything this guy says.

 

[paul7388]

There are people who believe everything this guy says.

Bit confused. You mean you are one of the few that are still in denial and do not believe. Do not say you have not been warned by my fellow atlantian vampires.

 

[bamberfishcake]

There are people who believe everything this guy says.

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me, as I identify as a vampire on Saturdays, it is my right to drink blood as a result, it's part of my religion. The nanotechnology is not to wipe out the population but to track you all when the world goes dark.....Mwahahahahahahahaha

 

[ladyhawke]

Sounds perfectly reasonable to me, as I identify as a vampire on Saturdays, it is my right to drink blood as a result, it's part of my religion. The nanotechnology is not to wipe out the population but to track you all when the world goes dark.....Mwahahahahahahahaha

Bit confused. You mean you are one of the few that are still in denial and do not believe. Do not say you have not been warned by my fellow atlantian vampires.

I don't go out After Dark, so I am safe. Phew. I think.

 

[bamberfishcake]

I don't go out After Dark, so I am safe. Phew. I think.

Added to my playlist, love this track.

Had to search for it, but had a feeling it was from Dusk till Dawn when Salma performs one the best five minutes of movie action of modern times with her snake dance, what a woman. Apparently, quite an intellectual also, seems some can have it all.

 

[bamberfishcake]

@ladyhawke just had a wtf moment and realised Tito & Tarantula are the band in the film, oh what a sheltered life I have lived until now, what a great album.

 

[ladyhawke]

Added to my playlist, love this track.

Had to search for it, but had a feeling it was from Dusk till Dawn when Salma performs one the best five minutes of movie action of modern times with her snake dance, what a woman. Apparently, quite an intellectual also, seems some can have it all.

I am a Straight A, but that dance - wow! Just wow! Hard to believe it was over 25 years ago.

The only thing that spoiled the film for me was Juliette Lewis. I find her really bland and vanilla, with little personality on show. Other than that, I loved the film.

And yes - a brilliant album.

 

[bamberfishcake]

If anything, watch Geoff, the figurehead for Feminism around 8 minutes in.

 

[dionysus]

 

[Kroffe]

 

[dionysus]

Throwing it out there, well, why not

I've been going to a local community group. Met our local business owners. Our constabulary. Our political officials (mayoral, MPP, MPs).
And i've been welcomed in, arms wide, and have had a blast.

Great summer.

However......

Beers in, someone opts to make a joke. And I love jokes, even dark.

And the punchline was, because he was a ni***r.

And NOONE had a word to say. I just got on my bike and left, and not going back.
There's funny.
And there is lines.
Sucks, burnt a few briddges there. But, principles and IDGAF

 

[sufferinsilence]

My favorite entertainer at it again

 

[bamberfishcake]

I don't normally go in for investment strategies, but this one has me convinced I can make a profit, 110%!

 

[bamberfishcake]

Harvard gave Epstein an office on campus after his arrest for sex trafficking.



I wonder if we will ever get to know how deep the Epstein sex trafficking corruption goes. I think this is the first time in history that a sex trafficking ring has been uncovered, but none of the participants has faced justice or had to go to court.

 

[bamberfishcake]

Come On England!!!

 

[sufferinsilence]

Classy.

 

[mack341]

Staggering, must be an error with the noughts

 

[sufferinsilence]

 

[ternur]

Lawyers...

After you pass the bar, it's just a never ending party. Clients are irrelevant and exist only to pay the tab.