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We all have our hobbies.

But maybe Pinnit should re-evaluate his. :eek2:
Correction, my Finnish legal eagle dipsomaniac friend. ONE of his hobbies, not all.

It's only his addiction to Bonanza that needs addressing. The Irn-Bru, battered sausages, Buckfast and heroin are all fine :laugh:
 
Correction, my Finnish legal eagle dipsomaniac friend. ONE of his hobbies, not all.

It's only his addiction to Bonanza that needs addressing. The Irn-Bru, battered sausages, Buckfast and heroin are all fine :laugh:
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My partner informs me Yatton's next to Congresbury, where she hails from.

That's my role-play sorted for the foreseeable. Time to dust off that rubber chicken!
So your signature includes the word HUMPerdoo.

Your "other thingy" (whatever the fuck it is) says "My wife can't get enough sex at 36. Problem is, we live at no. 54"

And now you're talking about jerking off that rubber chicken *

* Dusting off, my bad

I'm beginning to think that you've an irreverseably rampant sex on the brain problem mate :laugh:

PS And stop wagging your index finger at me! It makes me feel small :oops::(:p
 
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Decorated ex-F1 driver, in 2022

And you think you know someone. To think of any number of alternatives that could've been uttered, like 'Lewis' or 'Hamilton' or 'guy', but no.

To those thinking it's a culture/ language crossover cockup, give your head a wobble, for me

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Who knew there were so many racist gatekeepers in F1, quite the revelation :eek2:
 
Decorated ex-F1 driver, in 2022

And you think you know someone. To think of any number of alternatives that could've been uttered, like 'Lewis' or 'Hamilton' or 'guy', but no.

To those thinking it's a culture/ language crossover cockup, give your head a wobble, for me

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Who knew there were so many racist gatekeepers in F1, quite the revelation :eek2:
Piquet has always been a bit of a toxic slimeball tbh, especially in comparison to other great Brazilian drivers like Senna and Fittipaldi.
 
Not sure what to make of this, seems like they are reaching a bit at the start, but watched up to the 'logo' at 08.13, and am hooked.


Didn't really watch it, other than when it goes on about "drongo" being both a slang term and a bird.

Had one of those evil little fuckers in my garden years ago - a spangled drongo with blood red eyes, and it really looked, and acted, as if it had just come from a horror movie, always attacking the other birds, and me as well, in order to get more than its fair share.

Eventually, it and I came to an agreement - I would throw food way up in the air for it, and then run like the clappers before it had the chance to come back for seconds.
 
Slow night, happy to share for shits and giggles
Went for a few pints last night, worth the laugh.

Buddy a few stools down starts yammering so I accommodate him have a convo.
Chat about my bike (people seem to like it, ask a lot of Qs)
Convo moves to travel and w/e

Out of the blue
'You know how the moon was formed, right?'
'Well, yes, there's pretty much a couple theories that - '
'EARTH volcanoes, man'
'Ok?'
'And Mars, man? How are they going to contact us?'
'Like, colonies?'
'Martians, man'
'Er...radio signals?'
'No, man, the face on Mars, you know?'
'That's you know, a natural pheno -'
'Man, are you stupid, if Mars is going to contact us, they're making a FACE'
'ok?'

Him:
'Look, dude, you know I can lift 756 pounds, right?'
(thinking, buddy, you doughy, fat fuck, you couldnt lift your body weight off the floor, I can barely, and will own it, just lift above my body weight....,and like, hurt myself for a week lol)

'756 pounds MAN'
*does a roundhouse kick, falls into table

Well, k, crazy-town, im just gonna drink over here

We have our crazies too :p
 
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Had not heard of Ghislain Maxwell and her twenty-year sentence for sex-trafficking children.

From what I understand there is a list of these freaks which is being swept under the carpet? Good on Israel Adesanya for speaking up.


Yeah, imagine that.
Being sentenced for sex-trafficing children to....nobody?

Considering the names caught on Epsteins flight logs its not strange that its being swept under the rug, so many big names on that list, it would almost be more strange if it wasnt swept under the rug.
Its sad.
 
Lad shoots some dudes with a gun. Shit! Best tune into this! Luckily its on every media channel! - says the world.
Amber took a shit on johnny's side of the bed? W I T F ! gotta get on tube! pics? - says the world.
Woman linked with all sorts of high profile people arrested for child trafficking (and probably participating in blackmail of high profile people with ceartin "entertainment" that they provided) for what was a large operation going on probably some 20/30 years, with the judge conveniently saying that the evidence is too disturbing for it to be made public knowledge, and almost FA media coverage, while the people who Ghislaine was working for are probably already back on schedule. Ghislaine who? says the whole world.
 
Nothing resonates with people anymore, and nothing's shocking. We had a shooting in Norway a while back, Denmark a few days ago and the Chicago Shooter yesterday.

And like with everything in today's age, things are fed to the masses at such speed that it gets relegated to the bottom of the pile in a day or two, to be replaced with another travesty...

Maxwell's sentencing barely registered, whereas say 25 years ago that story would run for weeks - that's the world we live in now
 
I....go big come Hallowe'en. big display, yard, projection movies and whatnot
Going an urban warrior/zombie apoacalypse this yr, bought the body armour last yr
Bought a small buckler
It's freaking huge lol - at least it's good next pandemic :P

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fyi, warning aside, it'd take a fair few beats against some heavy metal
 
I like my neighbours, I do.
And their parties can go 2 or 3., all good
I'm not such an old man, I dont mind their all night parties........5 or 6 am
However.......a few nights of 5 or 6am.....weeeeel, yup, ill wake 6 am (and really, awake.......still awake after your all nighter) im happy to blast my 6 am to 9am tunes....sniffle? Sleepies?
Enjoy :)
 
I mean, ok, might rub it on the sock or blanket (shut it , you arent any better)
But...a dab here and there?
That's pretty much a guarantee of living single and adopting 14 more cats :eek2:
 
I mean, ok, might rub it on the sock or blanket (shut it , you arent any better)
But...a dab here and there?
That's pretty much a guarantee of living single and adopting 14 more cats :eek2:
look, it isnt the hand towel, ok :P
 
I wonder who had that party going on at 9am Dino?

Music in the WTF thread and quoting yourself... This might not end well...

I don't judge. Alcohol for breakfast is not apprecited as much as it should :thumbsup:
Just......an insanely long week, is all. :P
I walk my puppers 3x daily (that's 6 walks, I walk them separetely)
Add in a friend across country, walking her pup 2x daily for a week, my routine is off, theirs is off, my routine is off.

However, fun where you find it, ya @ternur ? :P
 
I mean, ok, might rub it on the sock or blanket (shut it , you arent any better)
Hate to break it to you, Mr Crusty-sock, but i am better.
I honestly thought the whole sock thing was a myth and that it only existed in American teenage movies.
If i were to rank all the things in my house on least to most spermwipeable, socks wouldnt even make the top20.
For gods sake, its like the dirtiest thing around, and using a newly washed sock just turns it into a dirty sock.

Socks: 0/10

Paypal me €50 to receive my top50 list of things that are better than socks for wiping your willy.
 
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