the WTF thread

[mack341]

Saw that last night, absolutely pathetic. Luckily theres people looking for him, so see how hard an MMA fighter he is when it's not a young lass half his size he's got to fight, the fucking dick. Seems to be a bit of a nonce too judging from his previous videos, meeting young teenage lasses in a park, and his current gf seems to be 17, roughly half his age. Oh what fun that will be for him when he's in jail and people find out.
Sad thing is, the lass will most likely get sacked from Asda for fighting back when the lass hit her, I hope, if they do, there is a massive backlash against them.

I hope she doesn't, should be in line for a pay rise and employee award along with her colleagues for trying to stop these numpties.

 

[colinsunderland]

I hope she doesn't, should be in line for a pay rise and employee award along with her colleagues for trying to stop these numpties.

Asda policy is not to retaliate to anything, even for security, so I wouldn't be surprised if they do

 

[mack341]

Asda policy is not to retaliate to anything, even for security, so I wouldn't be surprised if they do

Was that the walmart policy, I thought they were bought out by two asian guys last year, I think if so they'll be smart enough to know where the public sentiment is. Generally speaking it could be a sound policy, otherwise the beefy security guard might end up doing damage to the drugged up shoplifters who resist arrest, and asda get sued for excessive force I guess?

 

[dionysus]

 

[mack341]

When they looked further, they found a number of other cameras above both the men's and ladies' toilets.

"The installation of the cameras in 2015 was to detect alleged activity that could have resulted in serious injury to co-workers, and to maintain a high level of safety on-site."

I hope these cameras couldn't pick up the audio as well! Did it work anyone apprehended? I bet it was zilch.

 

[geordiecolin]

Fracebook,Twatter and Instagroan are down. Something about DNA records being removed. And here was me wanting to share my Watercress salad to the world

 

[geordiecolin]

Oh and now Onlyfans has gone down right at an in-opportune moment

 

[goatwack]

It's outrageous. I was just at the moment of ecstasy when Ann Widdecombe's kinky talk about Brexit was yanked away

 

[Casinomeister]

Yeah - it's the whole kit 'n' caboodle. Facebook, whatsapp, instagram, messenger, etc., etc., but not Casinomeister. We make sure our DNS records are squared away.

But I think it's something more sinister. Something must be afoot. Facebook is worth trillions I imagine. No way this would go down because of human error.

 

[goatwack]

I think someone at Facebook took the meaning of 'The Great Reset' a bit too literal. Now look at it!

 

[geordiecolin]

It's outrageous. I was just at the moment of ecstasy when Ann Widdecombe's kinky talk about Brexit was yanked away

Nearly lost my coffee again

I was just on the phone to Zuckergurger there and I suggested that he should try deleting his Cache and cookies

 

[geordiecolin]

Yeah - it's the whole kit 'n' caboodle. Facebook, whatsapp, instagram, messenger, etc., etc., but not Casinomeister. We make sure our DNS records are squared away.

But I think it's something more sinister. Something must be afoot. Facebook is worth trillions I imagine. No way this would go down because of human error.

I have already read all kinds of silly theories but I would not be surprised if it has something to do with a Country targeting those sites as a show of muscle or something

 

[johnnymcc1966]

Nearly lost my coffee again

I was just on the phone to Zuckergurger there and I suggested that he should try deleting his Cache and cookies

Was that just after I told him to turn it off and then back on again?

 

[geordiecolin]

Was that just after I told him to turn it off and then back on again?

It was only after I advised him to revert back to the old dial up and he told his mum to stay off the phone that he got them working again

 

[mack341]

The Toon become one of the richest clubs in the world! Fans are sad to see ashley go though

BBC: Financier Amanda Staveley, who fronted the consortium, said the new owners are making a "long-term investment" to ensure Newcastle are "regularly competing for major trophies".

Newcastle's last major domestic trophy was the 1955 FA Cup. (think the beeb were taking the piss adding that)

 

[geordiecolin]

Yeah - it's the whole kit 'n' caboodle. Facebook, whatsapp, instagram, messenger, etc., etc., but not Casinomeister. We make sure our DNS records are squared away.

But I think it's something more sinister. Something must be afoot. Facebook is worth trillions I imagine. No way this would go down because of human error.

I am more ignorant than most in the workings of the internet but my hunch is that it was a deliberate move from Zuckerburg

 

[geordiecolin]

The Toon become one of the richest clubs in the world! Fans are sad to see ashley go though

BBC: Financier Amanda Staveley, who fronted the consortium, said the new owners are making a "long-term investment" to ensure Newcastle are "regularly competing for major trophies".

Newcastle's last major domestic trophy was the 1955 FA Cup. (think the beeb were taking the piss adding that)

Great news. Given the strict rules on spending I would guess that it will take a few years before we have a team that is capable of fighting for the top honours.
And Ashleigh actually saved the club to be honest. We never showed him any respect so he though feck you to us years ago and took what he could. IMO

 

[goatwack]

Newcastle were on the brink of going into administration before chubbo took over, I believe around the Kinnear era, when we were looking a bit ropey financially.

I think he never quite 'went for it' with freeing up transfer funds, and so years of mediocrity followed after Pardew's departure, likely because Ashley's too business-minded, and wouldn't get his head around spending millions to see negligible returns, or most likely, losses.

Best way forward now is for the new owners to hire Keegan as trainer, and Gazza as manager. First player to score 20 goals a season gets a pair of plastic tits

 

[geordiecolin]

Newcastle were on the brink of going into administration before chubbo took over, I believe around the Kinnear era, when we were looking a bit ropey financially.

I think he never quite 'went for it' with freeing up transfer funds, and so years of mediocrity followed after Pardew's departure, likely because Ashley's too business-minded, and wouldn't get his head around spending millions to see negligible returns, or most likely, losses.

Best way forward now is for the new owners to hire Keegan as trainer, and Gazza as manager. First player to score 20 goals a season gets a pair of plastic tits

My take on it was that we where left very heavily in dept before he bought the club and that his first years where used in balancing the books. In that he was quite successful. But the supporters had already wanted him out by the stage that was done. Granted he made sure he was stll taking a cut while doing so.
Once you have been shown the two fingers how would you feel about having to hang around for years?
He could have taken his losses by selling out years ago. But he sold to a corp that would improve the clubs future.
The guy was way too vilified I think.

 

[johnnymcc1966]

Yippee! Another murderous regime and money laundering organisation takes over a Premier League Football Club. The game is disappearing as an interest to me nowadays and I say this as a supporter of one of the most successful football teams in history,Liverpool. Fit and proper? The Premier League don't even understand what the words mean.

 

[bamberfishcake]

I knew the fit and proper person test was unfit following a string of unfit and improper persons at the helm of Pompey.

One was an Arab with a gold lambo, if that's not improper i dont know what is.

 

[goatwack]

Foreign ownership of English clubs has impacted the game, unquestionably. One could argue without it, the likes of Chelsea and Man City would be scrapping for mid-table bragging rights, and the league may never have seen some of the greatest footballers of the last two decades.

More than likely we'd still see Sam Allardyce & co showcase their '19th- century football' using humdrum English players, or Tony Pulis instructing his motley crew of journeymen to leave a mark on their opponent - and that's just for the throw-ins!

Downside of course is that many of the overseas investors have no real affinity towards the history of the clubs they're buying, and see them as an extension to their other franchise teams, like NHL ones and so forth.

With some of the Chinese business owners you suspect that they completely do not grasp the 'culture' of the clubs they're inheriting, and seemingly look to run the clubs dry and then sell on for a profit.

In the case of Arab ownership, like say PSG, all commercial interests seem to have flown out of the window, whereby they simply see their clubs as a plaything, without a hint of business acumen. PSG's wage bill has to be around 4-5 million Euros per week at least, Man City or Chelsea's can't be far behind

So really, it's both a positive and negative thing for the EPL

 

[johnnymcc1966]

Foreign ownership of English clubs has impacted the game, unquestionably. One could argue without it, the likes of Chelsea and Man City would be scrapping for mid-table bragging rights, and the league may never have seen some of the greatest footballers of the last two decades.

More than likely we'd still see Sam Allardyce & co showcase their '19th- century football' using humdrum English players, or Tony Pulis instructing his motley crew of journeymen to leave a mark on their opponent - and that's just for the throw-ins!

Downside of course is that many of the overseas investors have no real affinity towards the history of the clubs they're buying, and see them as an extension to their other franchise teams, like NHL ones and so forth.

With some of the Chinese business owners you suspect that they completely do not grasp the 'culture' of the clubs they're inheriting, and seemingly look to run the clubs dry and then sell on for a profit.

In the case of Arab ownership, like say PSG, all commercial interests seem to have flown out of the window, whereby they're simply see their clubs as a plaything, without a hint of business acumen. PSG's wage bill has to be around 4-5 million Euros per week at least, Man City or Chelsea's can't be far behind

So really, it's both a positive and negative thing for the EPL

Its positive for the PL in terms of financial gain,as for any semblance of ethics,that boat sailed at the formation of the Premier League in 1992/93. I did have a chuckle at the Premier League and their fake attempt at ethics when the top teams hinted at starting a European Super League given that this was exactly the way they were formed themselves.
I think you make a fair point about foreign managers,players and coaches enhancing the PL and preventing the likes of Pulis and Allardyce's brands of football being a regular,but then again you could also argue that they still get jobs and apply that awful brand of football because the teams they are appointed to are just trying to stay in the PL due to it's financial rewards and simply getting more points than three other teams guarantees that and those types of managers often know just about how to do that. There are only ever three or four teams that can win the PL every season and everybody else is just trying to finish as high as possible given the prize money per League position is around £1 million(maybe more or slightly less) per finishing place. This has effectively turned the PL into a League subdivided into three or four leagues in itself. The rewards are massive from not just finishing position but also tv appearances,sponsorship deals and many other hidden benefits. It's a far cry from the game I used to know and love starting in the 1960s and continuing through the 70s/80s and the start of it's 1990s demise until it's modern day bastardisation of 'The Beautiful Game.' That beauty has morphed into a very ugly duckling for me.

 

[geordiecolin]

My brother has just taken this picture. In the bin

 

[bamberfishcake]

My brother has just taken this picture. In the bin


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Reckon that skip cost more than printing all of the signs