the WTF thread

[bamberfishcake]

Nice try, Mack already confirmed they are called fries.
I knew this whole 'Crisps vs Chips' thing was just a wind-up.

Hell, even the clearly paint3d-created bag that says 'crisps' says chips in the description.
Sorry Paul, crisps are as real as Finland.

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I can't pass up on an opportunity to slander Americanism.

Let me just confirm we are speaking English?

If so, it's crisps, and no matter how many google pics say otherwise, it's the English language, not the Yankee-doodle-dandy

 

[ternur]

Let me just confirm we are speaking English?

You go Bambi! Show the Swedes what's what!

Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame

 

[Kroffe]

I can't pass up on an opportunity to slander Americanism.

Let me just confirm we are speaking English?

If so, it's crisps, and no matter how many google pics say otherwise, it's the English language, not the Yankee-doodle-dandy

But i speak Swedish, not Yankee-doodle-dandy.
Britannia saying they ruled the waves, looks to me like you guys didnt even rule over what to call thinly sliced fried potatoes.

Jokes aside, i think i would probably speak using a mix of American/British English, mostly American tho because thats what i first learned.
Both have many words i find a bit odd, probably because i dont use them much.

As an example, if someone calls me and say 'I had a bloody good time tonight' how am i supposed to know if im talking to Hannibal Lecter or a random British person?
For me 'bloody' really only makes sense when used to describe something negative, like 'bloody awful'
I know how its used but to me it feels off when used to emphasize a positive thing.

 

[bamberfishcake]

But i speak Swedish, not Yankee-doodle-dandy.
Britannia saying they ruled the waves, looks to me like you guys didnt even rule over what to call thinly sliced fried potatoes.

Jokes aside, i think i would probably speak using a mix of American/British English, mostly American tho because thats what i first learned.
Both have many words i find a bit odd, probably because i dont use them much.

As an example, if someone calls me and say 'I had a bloody good time tonight' how am i supposed to know if im talking to Hannibal Lecter or a random British person?
For me 'bloody' really only makes sense when used to describe something negative, like 'bloody awful'
I know how its used but to me it feels off when used to emphasize a positive thing.

Like all languages, variations occur, and I know exactly how you feel.

The millennials use some strange words. When asking a lad I worked with what he did over Xmas, he started telling me about how his girlfriend and he got a table as a present from her Mum, and he 'smashed' it up. After asking him what had happened, expecting there to be some kind of story or argument behind his dramatic statement, it turns out he was simply saying he had erected it quickly - if you tell me you smashed something up, I'm picturing glass everywhere.

'Sick' is another word that makes me feel similar. I still cannot get my head around something being sick, meaning great. Bad is another, bad means bad, not good!

But the most I can relate is when I moved from Pompey to Essex and came across the word bollox being used positively, or dogs bollox, which to me sounds like something should be really bad, particularly as bollox was a word I was told not to say as a kid. Now things are the bollox (meaning good) or the dogs bollox (meaning bloody really good).

 

[mcgameboy]

You go Bambi! Show the Swedes what's what!

Thee haughty tyrants ne'er shall tame

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What the hell is that? A promo GIF for the return of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?

Dude! Seriously?! WTF has happened to you?

Oh....hold on. It's Eurovision season isn't it? You always go a bit.....cough..."awry" this time of year....

Never mind. Nothing to see here, folks. Just the Lord of Darkness being the Lord of Darkness and Eurovision for a few weeks.

Normal service (PAH!!) will be resumed shortly...

 

[mack341]

 

[mack341]

I am not a big UFO'er for some reason, but these things are always interesting when the alien life angle can't be ruled out ?

UFO sightings are “frequent and continuous,” a naval intelligence officer told members of a Congressional intelligence committee Tuesday morning... more than 140 UFO sightings since 2004 could not be explained, and and were not tricks of light or sensors.

 

[mack341]

 

[mack341]

Don't know if I should post this as I haven't heard the audio [too lazy to set up my pc speakers after boxing them away] but the visuals are bad enough [might have to repost if it doesn't imbed properly]

edit: I'll leave it as it is, watchable on twitter if you click the vid

 

[mack341]

One of the few lessons in life I didn't have to learn the hard way was to put my fingers through a wire fence to touch a lion's mouth!

 

[sufferinsilence]

Great idea.. "Petting" a lion and then playing tug of war.

 

[mack341]

What can you say, other than respect and be careful around wildlife

 

[goatwack]

The state of law enforcement today. Self- preservation at its finest, and simply no excuses can be made for Officer Pussy & gang and their inability to at least attempt to intervene. If you can't motivate yourself to stop kids being murdered at the gunman's leisure then what hope is there

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[Kroffe]

The state of law enforcement today. Self- preservation at its finest, and simply no excuses can be made for Officer Pussy & gang and their inability to at least attempt to intervene. If you can't motivate yourself to stop kids being murdered at the gunman's leisure then what hope is there

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Apparently there were police that entered the school to get their own kids out of there.
Only to stand outside later restraining parents that were about to 'storm' the place due to the police inactivity.
Its sad.

And nothing will be done about it, because get this, police have no obligation to protect you.
And it has been ruled/upheld many times that police do nothing wrong by doing nothing.

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Suddenly its very quiet from the #backtheblue #bluelivesmatter crowd.

 

[dionysus]

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[sufferinsilence]

 

[bamberfishcake]

The state of law enforcement today. Self- preservation at its finest, and simply no excuses can be made for Officer Pussy & gang and their inability to at least attempt to intervene. If you can't motivate yourself to stop kids being murdered at the gunman's leisure then what hope is there

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The interview for anyone interested.




He originally states that they didn't know where the gunman was located, then says they managed to contain the teenager in the class.

Can't imagine what it must be like for those inside, watching their friends bleed out, and for the parents outside being held back from storming the classroom.

How a teenager gets his hands on two assault rifles, a handgun, and body armour online I don't know.

Still, got to keep the board of the gun companies happy and keep hitting those sales targets no matter the cost.

Heard elsewhere that that is the 27th school shooting in the USA this year. I'm sure one solution proposed will be to have more armed officers in schools. Yes, lets make more guns and put more weapons in the hands of people in schools, that's one way to make everyone feel safe.

Absolute madness.

 

[bamberfishcake]

At its core, it's not really something that I should laugh about, but I couldn't help it at Bush's slip up at 0:41 and JP Sears commentary.

 

[goatwack]

Dunno about everyone else but I think they've really nailed the essence of this one

'Woman Of Our Times' statue in Summertown, Oxford

 

[dionysus]

Well, im just more jealous shes better hung than I am

 

[bamberfishcake]

Took me two looks to notice the man-bear-pig on her head and the fact she has extra arms. Good job she identifies as a woman so we know what she is and how to address her.

I'm off for a third look to check out the breasts, can't believe they're not the first thing I looked at.

 

[sufferinsilence]

Just like the good old days

 

[mack341]

I was always fond of the harrier jump jet but not in this way

 

[goatwack]

How exactly are they going to consummate the marriage? Ain't no one going near her hangar bay!

If I was that plane I'd just cut my losses and runway

 

[paul7388]

How exactly are they going to consummate the marriage? Ain't no one going near her hangar bay!

If I was that plane I'd just cut my losses and runway

Would not worry about it think it's just a pilot scheme can not really see the idea taking off.

 

[Kroffe]

Would not worry about it think it's just a pilot scheme can not really see the idea taking off.

I think young people these days underestimate how hard it is to make a marriage last, they just wing it.
I try to be optimistic, but i think their first big argument will trigger the fight or flight response and she will never see that Boeing again.

 

[dionysus]

lawd,i saw that plane fetishist all over FB last night, and of course, morbid curiosity, read the comments
never saw so many puns....

 

[Kroffe]

lawd,i saw that plane fetishist all over FB last night, and of course, morbid curiosity, read the comments
never saw so many puns....

Typical facebook, people there are so immature.

 

[dionysus]

Typical facebook, people there are so immature.

well, thank poo poos I'M mature, gosh darn kaka doodies

 

[dionysus]

lol, man, I truly do hate people

the gist, in my community forum
Them btw:


So, I just moved here, and got a package full of prescriptions, what do I do?
Me: Well, it you live there, and they dont, write 'does not live here' drop in the mail slot and let postal services deal with it
Them: Its too big, I cant drop it off in the box
Me: Was it delivered to your home?
Them: yes
Me: How do you know it was prescriptions?
Them: I opened it
Me: You..opened maill...not in your name?
Me: ok, drop it off at the locaal police services, they will deal with it
Them: I'm not going to the cops

Jesus, bud...aint ya mail, aint ya drugs, aint ya circus, ffs

peoples

(they deleted, gods forbid being rational)

 

[sufferinsilence]

 

[dionysus]

 

[sufferinsilence]

 

[dionysus]

um....
well... anyway

 

[goatwack]

In what has been a massive shock to Ternur - and the rest of the world - mega-group 'BTS', aka Balls Tits Scrotum, have decided to part ways and go on 'hiatus', leaving devastated fans reeling ?‍

I know I'll be following J-Hope, just for the name alone. I mean wtf name is that anyway

 

[ternur]

In what has been a massive shock to Ternur - and the rest of the world - mega-group 'BTS', aka Balls Tits Scrotum, have decided to part ways and go on 'hiatus', leaving devastated fans reeling ?‍

Very shocked to hear this indeed. I really hope they will be back soon. So fellow kpop stans, don't despair. The sun will shine again!

 

[goatwack]

Special delivery, emptying his sack etc

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[sufferinsilence]

 

[dionysus]

my fat lazy ass would magically become the new triathlon champion

 

[mack341]

Surprised the bear couldn't smell him, sorry I didn't mean it like that, but they do have a v. powerful sense of smell. I think I've seen another similar clip where a cyclist falls off his bike but luckily the bear had given up the chase.

Hiding up a tree doesn't work either, they're adroit climbers and will just clamp their mouth round your foot/leg and pull you down for an impromptu light lunch

 

[goatwack]

Eurggh! I'm not having intercourse with a virus you sick bastards!

Here's the 'guide' which might prove crucial. I'm pretty sure I do 3 of those already:

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[dionysus]

Eurggh! I'm not having intercourse with a virus you sick bastards!

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Here's the 'guide' which might prove crucial. I'm pretty sure I do 3 of those already:

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pfft, how the Hell do I masturbate 6' away from my hand, geez

 

[dionysus]

site lag, dbl post

 

[goatwack]

I'm no expert but I've genuinely never masturabted, never mind six feet away from someone. That's just bad etiquette

 

[dionysus]

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I'm no expert but I've genuinely never masturabted, never mind six feet away from someone. That's just bad etiquette

see it just causes poor vision and one handed typing errors

 

[goatwack]

W-w-whhooooaaa watch out! Leader of the Free World incoming!

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[sufferinsilence]

W-w-whhooooaaa watch out! Leader of the Free World incoming!


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Atleast he's wearing a helmet.

 

[TheAddict]

It was sabotage. Most likely the Russians again. Hard to say this time since they edited out the part where Don rode past pulling a wheelie.

 

[goatwack]

That was quite the thing. I hope the bike's ok