the WTF thread

[mack341]

 

[dionysus]

speaking of bikes and a WTF
My Emmo GTS is, a month old?
Went out Friday.
Go to the Legion for cards and beer.
5 min later, hear CRASH


Wind was so strong, toppled the bike.
Scarred the side, broke the mirror and foot pedal snapped off.
EEsh.
For a $5 night of cards, cost me about $400

 

[mack341]

Don't know if this will post

 

[TheAddict]

Don't know if this will post

Looked painful. Suprised the bloke hadn't also hit the person in the other room who's obviously playing out a 5+ 5+ on bonanza.

 

[goatwack]

"There's the rope, off you go"

Shiiiiiii

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[Rodemar]

"There's the rope, off you go"

Shiiiiiii

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like this, they fall very painfully, I checked it for myself

 

[goatwack]

"Mummy, why are they handing out glow sticks?"

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[dionysus]

auntie went into the retirement home last week so cousin down from across country, gutting the house preparing for sale.
anywho, she found my letter to Santa, aged 5 - guess he never got it, though - I vaguely remember rollerskates with a key
(shup, I was 5 )

 

[goatwack]

Love is love, remember that

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[sufferinsilence]

Love is love, remember that

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You might have to stop reading the Daily Mail... It's unsettling.

 

[dionysus]

I'm not much fussed nor much shamed.
Every yr in start of summer, I'm a bug magnet; eaten alive. and my body doesnt much like bug biites. My body isnt a fan of sun either seeing as we get it 3 mo of the yr lol
FWIW, 0 type and a sweaty guy
Black flies, mossies, nits

Anywho, I put on a paste.....water, baking soda....think, grade school volcano
Sticking paste itchy bug bites
Fades fast, allergic reaction goes down, get a tan
Really, a few hrs to a day

3 hrs
fun times
Plus side, 1st of yr reaction, start of summer, all good now

I burn (IM so white lol), I burn again, I tan....then, stellar tan
Body hates bug bites, deals, fine for the summer
Gross, I know, I deal with it

 

[goatwack]

You might have to stop reading the Daily Mail... It's unsettling.

Erm.....nope!

And taking pieces from there isn't akin to 'reading the Daily Mail' (audible gasp).....they're just another rag, like all the rest

 

[dionysus]

allergens pass

just...me and bugs and sun dont much get along
Then we shake hands and go about our summers
(same every yr really, bug bites fade, allergens get sorted, a burn, then, soon, a tan )
White boy problems

 

[goatwack]

To be fair, that vanilla custard flavour was a bit underwhelming

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[dionysus]

This scene has flooded FB
I often wonder, how often are these actual, or 15 min of social media fame because stunningly, someone always has that handy camera on hand to post

 

[mack341]

Who has a family party in their front garden ...in the uk that is, never in all my years seen one.

 

[goatwack]

Who has a family party in their front garden

How dare you question the validity of this story. Are you implying that this is in any way a You've Been Framed- style hoax? From these good people?

 

[dunover]

auntie went into the retirement home last week so cousin down from across country, gutting the house preparing for sale.
anywho, she found my letter to Santa, aged 5 - guess he never got it, though - I vaguely remember rollerskates with a key
(shup, I was 5 )

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Thought that was from an American High School finals paper until you gave it away...

 

[sufferinsilence]

Lisa looks like she's lived those 50 years twice tbh.

 

[dunover]

Lisa looks like she's lived those 50 years twice tbh.

The guy in the middle with the brown hair, I vaguely recall him as a bit-part actor from somewhere. It's more staged than a pro-Putin rally.

 

[mack341]

You couldn't make it up

 

[mack341]

This is funny

 

[Nate]

To be fair, that vanilla custard flavour was a bit underwhelming

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It wasn't a Party, it was a Birthday 'Bash'...

 

[pinnit2014]

Who has a family party in their front garden ...in the uk that is, never in all my years seen one.

Oddly enough, last week i made the same comment - we went round to someones house for someone going away (to live, not jail) and when i saw everyone was out the front i asked: what's up with the back garden?2 hours i felt distinctly uneasy being in full view of my shame in drinking Bud Lite.

 

[ladyhawke]

Erm.....nope!

And taking pieces from there isn't akin to 'reading the Daily Mail' (audible gasp).....they're just another rag, like all the rest

No-one reads the Daily Mail. Its articles are just a cover for the "Side Bar of Titillation".

Also quite amazing that no matter what the article, there is always a picture of a women - usually half-dressed - squeezed in there somewhere.

Boy, those DM photographers must love their jobs.

 

[goatwack]

And this why if Ternur tries to rope you in to after-work drinks JUST SAY NO

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[dunover]

UK man accidentally loses £23.5bn worth of gas, enough to keep two households warm this winter.

He was installing fence posts by a field with a pile-driving kind of machine.

Lucky fucker actually, the kind of bloke who would hit 3000x on his first ever Bonanza bonus - if that had caught fire....

 

[Mr_Slot5]

UK man accidentally loses £23.5bn worth of gas, enough to keep two households warm this winter.

He was installing fence posts by a field with a pile-driving kind of machine.

Lucky fucker actually, the kind of bloke who would hit 3000x on his first ever Bonanza bonus - if that had caught fire....

Had to watch that about 5 times. Having none of the luck but all of the luck at the same time.

Some people eh.

 

[goatwack]

A long time a-comin', these latest escapades have been building up a few days/ weeks now

To those not in the loop, Miller's a Hollywood fruitcake struggling artist with priors

You'd never see Gene Hackman doing this!

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[bamberfishcake]

This is my favourite thread at the moment. I am crying and not stopped laughing for the last three pages.

 

[goatwack]

It's ok man, let it all out. We're here for you ?

 

[ladyhawke]

You gotta love animals. You just gotta.

 

[slotplayer]

Geo Colin got banned? Wondered where he's been.

 

[TheAddict]

 

[ladyhawke]

A true crikey.com moment.

Not a lion, but a Maine Coon

Apparently he is a really gentle cat.

Yeah. Right... I see that coming towards me, and I start running - in the opposite direction, much as I love cats.

And this is him when he is not enjoying bath time with his rubber duckies.

 

[incrediblestuff]

And this is him when he is not enjoying bath time with his rubber duckies.
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Now that's what i call a 'crazy cat lady'

 

[ladyhawke]

Now that's what i call a 'crazy cat lady'

I don't think anyone is going to disagree with you on that...

 

[bamberfishcake]

Besides anything wild, I think that's the biggest cat I have ever seen. Has that been photoshopped like when they make features larger than what they actually are? It looks ludicrously big.

 

[dionysus]

Besides anything wild, I think that's the biggest cat I have ever seen. Has that been photoshopped like when they make features larger than what they actually are? It looks ludicrously big.

forced perspective in a lot of the maine coon pics out there , but they do get pretty huge

 

[Kroffe]

Besides anything wild, I think that's the biggest cat I have ever seen. Has that been photoshopped like when they make features larger than what they actually are? It looks ludicrously big.

Compared to other cat breeds coons are big boys.
That said forced perspective in photos make them look even bigger.

 

[dionysus]

if you want a realllllllllllllllllly big kitty, try the Canadian lynx

 

[Kroffe]

if you want a realllllllllllllllllly big kitty, try the Canadian lynx

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Sorry, the real big kitties are fed Swedish meatballs, not maple syrup.
We call them Lodjur, but the international name would be Eurasian lynx.

"As the largest lynx species, Eurasian Lynx prey on wild ungulates but will eat smaller animals when deer are scarce. Unlike the Canada Lynx Lynx canadensis, and Iberian Lynx Lynx pardinus, this cat does not rely on hares, and thus is not dependent on fluctuating rabbit populations."

 

[ladyhawke]

Besides anything wild, I think that's the biggest cat I have ever seen. Has that been photoshopped like when they make features larger than what they actually are? It looks ludicrously big.

Nah. Saw it on FB so it must be true.

Maine Coons are very, very large cats, although it is not so much their weight, as their dimensions.

 

[4048]

Besides anything wild, I think that's the biggest cat I have ever seen. Has that been photoshopped like when they make features larger than what they actually are? It looks ludicrously big.

Nah, maine coons are really that big.

My dad's friend who lives on a farm had 2, they didn't bring home rats or pigeons, they caught adult seagulls and brought them to the doorstep.

 

[dionysus]

d'oh

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[mack341]

I thought we had things bad, these cost about 50p in the uk iirc

 

[ladyhawke]

I thought we had things bad, these cost about 50p in the uk iirc

It really depends on where you live, as here in SE Qld (Brisbane), prices in the supermarkets never reached those ridiculous prices..

However, in some places, lettuce really is that expensive, to the extent that McDonalds stopped using lettuce and switched over to cabbage in their burgers. Until cabbage also went through the roof.

Haven't a clue what they are using now.

The main reason is due to the major floods over the past few months which have wiped out agricultural crops in many areas.

Then add in the cost of transporting perishables due to sky-high petrol prices caused by the Ukraine crisis, and hey presto - $11.99 lettuce.

 

[Kroffe]

Thats some colorful outfits.

And the woman in the background is not naked, thats just what you wanted to see.

 

[ladyhawke]

Thats some colorful outfits.

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And the woman in the background is not naked, thats just what you wanted to see.

And something I'm not sure I wanted to see is Ken wearing a bright yellow codpiece - oh yes he is.

 

[Kroffe]

And something I'm not sure I wanted to see is Ken wearing a bright yellow codpiece - oh yes he is.

Is it not a fanny pack/bum-bag?
I think this might be another case of 'seeing what you want to see'