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@mariafbb Bit of a long one but....stay with me I think its good,
A man and his girlfriend were walking round the countryside when they stumble across an old pub, having ordered a drink they head out to the beer garden and notice a pen at the bottom with a sign that reads "If you can make the donkey laugh, you will get drinks and a meal for two on the house"
So the bloke goes up to the donkey and whispers in its ear and very shortly after the donkey is laughing hysterically!
The pub landlord is amazed and says "in all the years I have been here no one has made the donkey laugh, you may order drinks and food on the house!"
They have a fantastic free meal and drinks and go on their way.
A few weeks later they are out walking again and he says to his girlfriend "hey lets go back to that pub and get a free meal and drink!" so off they go.
They go straight out to the beer garden to make the donkey laugh, but the sign has been changed! It now reads "If you can make the donkey cry, you will get drinks and a meal for two on the house!"
The man goes down to the donkey and within a minute the donkey is crying its eyes out. The landlord comes out and says " Wow I dont believe it, hes never done that before, well as promised your drinks and meals are on the house, again! But please, please tell me how???
The man says it really was quite simple,
The first visit I told the donkey I had a bigger cock than he did, which made him laugh.
The second time, I just had to show him.