From Mr. Begum:
Dear Home Secretary,
My dear daughter has made some bad choices which resulted in her leaving the UK and joining the Islamic State caliphate in Syria. As her parents, naturally we knew absolutely nothing about our daughter's activities, her radicalization and communication with IS cells.
We thought we had lost our dear daughter until she turned up in a refugee camp in Syria married to a Dutch convert to Islam and pregnant with her third child, the other two having been lost.
Now we want to see Shamima and our new grandson and she wants to come back. She's terribly apologetic for smirking when referring to a head in a bin from one of her cell's victims and generally supporting terrorism and murder. That's not her. She also regrets saying the murder of 22 people, mainly children, in Manchester was 'justified retaliation' for the war against IS - just let us know what you want her to say instead in order to be allowed to return and we will instruct her accordingly and produce a nice contrived video interview to demostrate she's a changed person, which we can send to the BBC and Diane Abbott.
As you are aware Home Secretary, a refugee camp in Syria is not ideal to create and raise children in, as the infrastructure and education system are absent in general. She needs the free healthcare and education provided by the UK taxpayers, those which haven't yet been murdered by her co-believers. She pledges that if allowed back in to the UK that she will even cease any involvement or support for IS too (in public anyway).
Shamima has expressed intent to study at college if allowed to return and maybe you could even provide a free house for both her and her Dutch IS husband, given that he's an EU national? Then, unlike the parents of the Manchester victims, we can see our children or grandchildren on a regular basis. Shamima will produce many of them that will need accommodation, the NHS, Education and Child Benefits but lawyers can be expensive too, right?
I understand that you can terminate Shamima's UK citizenship as my wife has a Bangladeshi passport and under their law the children of Bangladeshi mothers have automatic citizenship therefore Shamima won't become stateless. Well, there is an issue there as my wife seems to have mislaid this document and search as we may, we cannot seem to find it.
So please Home Secretary, I realize a positive outcome may be slightly controversial given that nearly all UK citizens except a few lawyers, radicalized muslims and Diane Abbott want Shamima to be refused re-entry into the UK. You are not a stupid man, and you know lawyers will cost the taxpayer just as much in the long run as meeting all Shamima's list of needs so is it not wise to reconsider your decision? The issue will die down soon enough and it can be easily obscured by the next day's Brexit issue, can it not?
Yours hopefully,
A Begum
Nigel rees mogg and jacob farage are my two favourite politicians 
Good old brexit lads 
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