Come on over Beth & cut my grass..

[BingoT]

Come on over Beth & cut my grass..
You look great...


And the grass joke for the day....
"Cow eating grass"

All the boys and girls in Mrs. Dovers class are drawing. Mrs. Dover came over to Tommy and said, "What picture are you drawing?"
Tommy said, "A cow eating grass."
"Ok, where's the grass?"
"The cow ate it all."
"Ok, where's the cow?"
"It went to go look for more grass."

 

[BingoT]

And after you cut my lawn I will treat you at Harry's Bar.

 

[Seventh777]

Oi you, you`re happily married and thus already have a grass cutter , I say keep it fair and pass the grass cutter over to we less fortunate grasscutterless single guys .

 

[BingoT]

Ha Ha Ha Seventh777 if you play your cards right I may hook you up with Beth the grass cutter girl.
Right Beth....lol
And she has said to me is......
And I told her she can be my friend anytime.

Me and lawnmowers have not been very good friends

 

[harrys99]

Ha ha-you guys are FUNNY

I am not mechanically inclined-hence my comment about not being friends with lawnmowers LOL

Here is a picture from inside our bar-oldest bar on campus. (Since 1919)



Outside of bar

 

[BingoT]

Ha ha-you guys are FUNNY

I am not mechanically inclined-hence my comment about not being friends with lawnmowers LOL

No but your cute......

 

[BingoT]

I like the cookie bar...
Good to the last crumb.
See Seventh777 I told you she was sweet.

 

[Seventh777]

If you look at the picture you will notice Beth has one leg cocked, this is an preventive `Stop trying to mount me Roy` pose, and can be very painful if you`re not looking at what you are doing .

 

[secret2]

Beth!!!

What are you up to missy???

I think I have missed out on a few threads!?

Lawn mowing, too???...is there no end to your talents??

 

[Seventh777]

Beth!!!

What are you up to missy???

I think I have missed out on a few threads!?

Lawn mowing, too???...is there no end to your talents??

I`m not sure what she`s up to, but she has been posting some subliminal pictures on my profile, but I can`t really work out what they mean .

 

[secret2]

I`m not sure what she`s up to, but she has been posting some subliminal pictures on my profile, but I can`t really work out what they mean .

LOL!

Are you sure they are 'subliminal'...or wishful thinking??..lol! You bad boy!

Btw..I should add and I was embarrassed...but I had to edit the word 'wishful' because...I put a a "K" instead of an "L" .....sorry.

 

[BingoT]

I think here she only wants something on Tuesday.

 

[secret2]

Beth!! I got your back, girl!!

These guys are on Testostorone Tuesday!!!

 

[BingoT]

Here she wants to play Peek-A-Boo with you

 

[BingoT]

And all I get is a Dog

 

[BingoT]

Ok and this is it for the day........

 

[Seventh777]

Here she wants to play Peek-A-Boo with you

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Ahha, if you look carefully you will notice Beth looking upwards with that "Oh ffs wtf is he doing now?" look on her face, knowing damn well that one of my costume role-play fantasies is dressed as a fireman swinging from lamp shades. Whereas another is sitting on top of a wardrobe dressed as a fisherman, with a watering can pouring water over myself, as Beth turns the light on and off quickly and opens/closes the wardrobe doors to simulate thunder and lightning, at which point Beth will stress "Are you coming down to make love to me now Roy?", to which I reply "No babe, not in this fucking weather i`m not".

True story .

 

[Seventh777]

LOL!

Are you sure they are 'subliminal'...or wishful thinking??..lol! You bad boy!

Btw..I should add and I was embarrassed...but I had to edit the word 'wishful' because...I put a a "K" instead of an "L" .....sorry.

Pmsl .

 

[Seventh777]

I think here she only wants something on Tuesday.

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Think you could be right here Tom, I will hasten to add though, if that was an Essex girl on that lolly, that trickle would not have made it to the other end .

 

[Seventh777]

Beth!! I got your back, girl!!

These guys are on Testostorone Tuesday!!!

I blame Tom, he`s a bad influence on me .

 

[BingoT]

I blame Tom, he`s a bad influence on me .

Stick with me and you have them all.
It's ok I will take Beth,Jane,Mary,Diane,Laurie. this is just a few of the Hot one's because I have more.

 

[secret2]

T and Roy??

Could ya handle a coach load of us ladies, on the way to CT??

Stick with me and you have them all.
It's ok I will take Beth,Jane,Mary,Diane,Laurie. this is just a few of the Hot one's because I have more.
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[BingoT]

You know Beth will come by and say "Look at what I missed"
Love You Beth.

 

[BingoT]

T and Roy??

Could ya handle a coach load of us ladies, on the way to CT??

I bet you can't handle us....
We will walk circles around all of you.
I will bring this along for my coffee.

 

[secret2]

I bet you can't handle us....
We will walk circles around all of you.
I will bring this along for my coffee.
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Coffee??? Beth has a huge Guiness glass to be filled!! 'Don't Mess with the Beth't'

 

[BingoT]

This will have to do for now.

 

[Seventh777]

T and Roy??

Could ya handle a coach load of us ladies, on the way to CT??

Hell yeah, they`d enter my home as girls, and leave as women .

 

[BingoT]

Hell yeah, they`d enter my home as girls, and leave as women .

:notworthy
How true

 

[secret2]

Hell yeah, they`d enter my home as girls, and leave as women .

Because it took us soooooo long to 'get there', maybe??

 

[Seventh777]

Because it took us soooooo long to 'get there', maybe??

Couldn`t have put it better myself .

 

[BingoT]

Beth is doing my lawn today.
I almost cut my finger off today while trimming some bushes today

 

[harrys99]

LOL

Any woman that mows grass in high heels is a better woman than me!


Hope your finger heals fast

 

[BingoT]

LOL

Any woman that mows grass in high heels is a better woman than me!

Hope your finger heals fast

Well Beth I think I will go to the ER & get a few stitches like 6 or 7 of them to close it up a little better.
I am going to fire that landscaper lol
Well the lawn is cut anyways.