- Joined
- Dec 16, 2004
- Location
- Palm Bay Florida
Bored Casino Dealers
Two bored dealers at a casino at the craps table. A very good-looking blond woman comes to the table and lays down $15,000 on one roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind fellas, but I am much more comfortable shooting the dice when I am completely naked."
She then takes off all of her clothes and rolls the dice and shouts, "come on, momma needs some new clothes."
She then yells, Yes! Yes! I Won, I am a Winner!"
She jumps for joy and gives a big hug to each of the dealers.
She then grabs her clothes and money and quickly leaves the table.
The dealers are tongue-tied and just stare at each other.
After a couple of minutes one of the dealer asks the other one, "Hey, what did she roll?"
"I have no idea, I though you were watching the dice?"
Moral to the Story: Not all blond women are stupid, but all men are men.
Two bored dealers at a casino at the craps table. A very good-looking blond woman comes to the table and lays down $15,000 on one roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind fellas, but I am much more comfortable shooting the dice when I am completely naked."
She then takes off all of her clothes and rolls the dice and shouts, "come on, momma needs some new clothes."
She then yells, Yes! Yes! I Won, I am a Winner!"
She jumps for joy and gives a big hug to each of the dealers.
She then grabs her clothes and money and quickly leaves the table.
The dealers are tongue-tied and just stare at each other.
After a couple of minutes one of the dealer asks the other one, "Hey, what did she roll?"
"I have no idea, I though you were watching the dice?"
Moral to the Story: Not all blond women are stupid, but all men are men.
