I have had some shockers lately and once you have seen the first couple of spins you can predict what’s coming with unwavering accuracy.I had my 1st twelve spins of filth today. Never had a £0 paying bonus before.
The temptation to call you a right spawny tw*t bastid is STRONGGGGGGGGGGGG mate
Must. Res. Ist. You. Spaw......
No seriously though. I remember your last vids before you took your extended break from playing.
I could actually "hear the pain" in your voice, a vividly clear sign that you were really not enjoying Bonanza (and slots in general) anymore.
So I'm happy for you mate. Despite the fact that you're still a spaw......
Must. Res. Ist. Godammit these green eyed monster forces are powerful.
Do me a favour though, will ya?
Remember what happened the last time you went on a Bonanza heater and what it eventually led to.
At the first sign of things going cold on you, bin this fucking game for a week at least.
Don't let the game break your spirits again before you feel forced into taking a break.
And then come back and perhaps (pah!!.....who the fuck am I kidding? Perhaps?! It's as certain as death and taxes when it comes to affiliate RTP!) repeat your spawny tw*t bastid antics.
Sorry mate. Resistance is futile sometimes.
PS Please tell me you recorded this monster hit? Would be a shame if you haven't.
I rushed to open the cam up and just caught the end of the count-up on the final spin alas. I am fuming as I also did exactly the same on my record 3628x on £2 at Freaky Vegas that time. Just uploaded the video, this win basically starts a session.
I raised to 4 quid a pop and it took 600 before I w/d 2530 and kept back 470 for a session on other games. After a bit of fun for a few hours, returned to Bonanza with £400 left and played £2 spins, lost 300, played the final £100 at £1 spins, that went.
So just over £1k has gone back through for nowt. For that 1k over 2 hours, my biggest win was 20x, I had 31 more L's in view and yep, as you predicted, never hit a single feature.
If this slot doesn't have some kind of alternate RNG pool to compensate after big wins, or integrated financial accounting (meaning you will lose a set amount whether quickly at high stakes or slower at low stakes) before it 'opens up' again, then my cock's a kipper.
I am still waiting for a GOLD after 2 sessions, just played and no GOLD, and could not match anything every time I got max ways in base game. DHV seems where it is at for me lately.
It certainly isn’t like it used to be that’s for sure. I can remember not that long back it was possible to hit 5 out of say 6 or 7 slots for a decent win and play a longish session.I'm still waiting to play it again, for the first time in ages.
My current situation sees me stuck on DoA at 0.09p bets and cannot EVER seem to get in front so I can swap games.
Close to drawing the final curtain on slots for good, being saying this for a few month's but its getting really close now. It simply seems impossible to win anymore.
Do you keep a track of how many bonuses you hit, say per month and the average they pay? As you, maybe play it as much as myself or perhaps more it would be interesting to compare or anyone for that matter that plays pretty much everyday and has some form of record.I rushed to open the cam up and just caught the end of the count-up on the final spin alas. I am fuming as I also did exactly the same on my record 3628x on £2 at Freaky Vegas that time. Just uploaded the video, this win basically starts a session.
I raised to 4 quid a pop and it took 600 before I w/d 2530 and kept back 470 for a session on other games. After a bit of fun for a few hours, returned to Bonanza with £400 left and played £2 spins, lost 300, played the final £100 at £1 spins, that went.
So just over £1k has gone back through for nowt. For that 1k over 2 hours, my biggest win was 20x, I had 31 more L's in view and yep, as you predicted, never hit a single feature.
If this slot doesn't have some kind of alternate RNG pool to compensate after big wins, or integrated financial accounting (meaning you will lose a set amount whether quickly at high stakes or slower at low stakes) before it 'opens up' again, then my cock's a kipper.
Do you keep a track of how many bonuses you hit, say per month and the average they pay? As you, maybe play it as much as myself or perhaps more it would be interesting to compare or anyone for that matter that plays pretty much everyday and has some form of record.
Not really, I just remember 'strings' i.e. "it's been 13 features since I had 100x plus" or before this big it "my last 3 features paid 55x combined with 7 winning spins from 36" sort-of-thing.Do you keep a track of how many bonuses you hit, say per month and the average they pay? As you, maybe play it as much as myself or perhaps more it would be interesting to compare or anyone for that matter that plays pretty much everyday and has some form of record.
Yeah mine are all manually kept. I am not overly bothered about in-depth stuff anyway. Just an average of the amount of bonuses per month (or individual totals per month if possible) and the average x stake they paid.I kept a track of my last about 1000 bonuses. Its a manual record, so that to elaborate it I'll need some time. But 95% of them have been hit on italian casinos, not sure the settings are the same as yours.
Interested anyway ?