Who's The Bride (Dead Or Alive) - Who's the robbing bandit, more like

[slot_zombie]

Meh, he gave up before i got to show him what strong numbers look like.
Clearly the bestest game ever made.

Well, at least that solves the mystery of where the RTP went...

 

[Kroffe]

Well, at least that solves the mystery of where the RTP went...

It gets even better if you combine the 3 years, 97+98+99 means the total for the 3 years is roughly 294% rtp.
Thats how math works....right?

 

[geordiecolin]

Oh fuck up, you spawny twat.

OOPS. SORRY. NEED TO CORRECT THAT AS A MATTER OF URGENCY IN CASE I GET THE BAN HAMMER.

Here goes.....

OH PLEEEEEASE DO FUCK UP ALREADY, MR. CM STAFF MEMBER SIR, YOU FUCKING SPAWNY TWAT.

Crisis AND ban hammer averted. Phew.....

The electrics off in Cheltenham at the moment so if you wanna curse Dunover do it now while he can not see it and get his ban hammer out

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Went in with my Weekend Booster which was £5.71p. landed a bonus, and actually got my closest to a wildline yet, and also my best win so far!

It had three spins left to finish the wildline but alas, it was not to be.

 

[mcgameboy]

As for WTB/DoA:

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Is this statement of intent already being walked back, Mr. Chopley sir?

I sense you are going to take another stab at it with the 46 quid at your disposal.

 

[Kroffe]

Thats the thing about brides, its hard to stop once you get going.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Is this statement of intent already being walked back, Mr. Chopley sir?

I sense you are going to take another stab at it with the 46 quid at your disposal.

Easy come, easy go.....

 

[mcgameboy]

Easy come, easy go.....

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That's the problem with brides.

You score in the short term, but in the long term, you get totally screwed (in a way that is anything but pleasurable) and end up skint.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Right you bastard let's have another go.

£100 deposit plus weekend booster and some free spins gives a balance of £114.

At least if this goes horribly wrong, my museum is doing well in Two Point Museum.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Gah.

I'm going to get this bastard.

 

[Jono777]

Weekend booster on a Thursday?*

*or is it from last Friday?

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Weekend booster on a Thursday?*

*or is it from last Friday?

From last Friday, it's just been sat in my balance since then

 

[mulven]

From last Friday, it's just been sat in my balance since then

I'm going to tell Anna you've been cheating on 3Dice

 

[ChopleyIOM]

I'm going to tell Anna you've been cheating on 3Dice

I'm all Dice Fusion-ed out. And I made the slight mistake of trying to win The Joker progressive (again.... LOL), which did not go well

 

[mulven]

I'm all Dice Fusion-ed out. And I made the slight mistake of trying to win The Joker progressive (again.... LOL), which did not go well

Seems like you are getting progressively worse at winning that.


Sorry.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

So here's where that session finished. Still not great as you can see (10% adrift from RTP) but better than I'd been doing previously so it's pushed my average up.

The good thing here is I'd never played Who's The Bride before starting this thread so we can find out exactly how long it takes me to get my first wildline and five scatters.

I'm sure it'll happen eventually.

I wasn't going to bother with it this evening but I did alright in the pub yesterday so will reinvest my winnings from yesterday into another deposit for Who's The Bride, which I'm sure is a very wise strategy.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Lord help us!

It's still a good bonus round as I was getting the 4OAKs on the ladies for a decent number of spins, but the one on Reel 5 just refused to land.

517x so a solid pay, but by crikey I thought this was going to be the wildline bonus.

Oh well, we carry on.....

 

[snorky510238]

I normally find that after a decent hit, I have to wade through plenty of scummy ones before another chance appears. Of course, if games were random, that wouldn’t apply, but they aren’t and it does.

Ever since Evolution took over Netent, their games have gone to shite. Played DOA 1 and 2 at Mr Vegas for 2 years. Never had a wildline or 5 scatters on either. Why am I surprised though? Mr Vegas has to be running some of the shittiest versions of slots out there.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

I normally find that after a decent hit, I have to wade through plenty of scummy ones before another chance appears. Of course, if games were random, that wouldn’t apply, but they aren’t and it does.

Ever since Evolution took over Netent, their games have gone to shite. Played DOA 1 and 2 at Mr Vegas for 2 years. Never had a wildline or 5 scatters on either. Why am I surprised though? Mr Vegas has to be running some of the shittiest versions of slots out there.

Well if you take something that's already rare, which is a decent feature on this game, or even moreso a wildline feature - then mathematically speaking you're far more likely to have a bad run of features after a decent one simply because this game does so many bad features as part of its normal behaviour.

I'll get there in the end, eventually this bastard will cough a wildline feature.

 

[PMKFRUITPRO]

Why on earth would anybody be playing DOA 1 on videoslots/Mr Vegas or anywhere else for that matter when they know it’s on 94%????

You’ve barely got a chance on these games as it is let alone wheh ur play time is cut in half.

Jeez.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Why on earth would anybody be playing DOA 1 on videoslots/Mr Vegas or anywhere else for that matter when they know it’s on 94%????

You’ve barely got a chance on these games as it is let alone wheh ur play time is cut in half.

Jeez.

I hate to imagine what this can do at 94%, with so much of the RTP already being siphoned off into the wildlines and five scatters wins, at least on the full-fat RTP you've sort of got enough left to give you half a chance at decent playtime.

If I didn't have Who's The Bride available at full RTP there's no way I'd even consider taking on this quest for a wildline.

 

[SlamRoyale]

I wish I had the discipline to run such numbers. Played DoA several times for several sessions esp last year, got lucky on some esp once it hits the bonus scenes but overall, RTP aside its more fun than most other titles. Best game ever made? Not sure

 

[Jono777]

Why on earth would anybody be playing DOA 1 on videoslots/Mr Vegas or anywhere else for that matter when they know it’s on 94%????

You’ve barely got a chance on these games as it is let alone wheh ur play time is cut in half.

Jeez.

I hate to imagine what this can do at 94%, with so much of the RTP already being siphoned off into the wildlines and five scatters wins, at least on the full-fat RTP you've sort of got enough left to give you half a chance at decent playtime.

If I didn't have Who's The Bride available at full RTP there's no way I'd even consider taking on this quest for a wildline.

Appreciate I'll probably get laughed off the thread or disbelieved however....

When the DoA, HTML5 version first appeared AND it got chopped from 96.80% to 94.03% - I personally only noticed a teeny, tiny reduction in gameplay and everything that goes with it.

Still got balances that lasted, still got regular 5OAK premiums, still got wild lines and 5 scatters and still got some close calls, EG: Extra 5 spins which returned 500x - 1,000x

When I have noticed the difference (and VS lost some of my loyalty, another story) is when the teaser slow spin version was switched to the Evo no tease version, that thing is a money pit and not just foil hat talking here, no way is running at advertised RTP, although yes, yes this will never be proven.

I don't just say this for the sake of it, nor sore loser scenario, as the majority know on here, I eat, breathe and shit DoA so know with confidence when something is amiss!

With regards to WTB, it you need any tips or advice on how to land the W/L or 5S, just ask Kroffe, he's an expert in WTB

 

[snorky510238]

There’s not a chance, the game plays the same way. The lack of 4 scatter wins and 5oak premiums tells you that. Online gambling has become a supposedly legal way to steal players money. Yes, in pretty much every other market, the customer has the right to be refunded if the product doesn’t do what it states on the tin.

Not online Casinos and Providers though. They can do as they please with no comebacks whatsoever. The industry is pure and utter filth, of the highest order.

 

[TheAddict]

Am rootin for ya, choppler. Go on ma son!
I remember seeing screenies like that above in the feature every other day while abusing bonuses all day prior to Evo. Screenies like that are every other month WITH Evo, unfortunately. Quite the pocket emptier. Think I had 3, maybe 4 of those over 400x paying hits during the bonuses while enduring a loss of nearly 20,000x on Evo, for nothing. I sure do miss those close shaves and balance rebuilders!

Or, so you don't have to read it again! Maybe I should have just posted MorganFreemanhesrightyouknow.jpg while quoting Jono, again.