Who's The Bride (Dead Or Alive) - Who's the robbing bandit, more like

[ChopleyIOM]

£100 deposit plus Weekend Booster.

Let's set fire to more money for Kroffe to steal later on.

 

[dunover]

£100 deposit plus Weekend Booster.

Let's set fire to more money for Kroffe to steal later on.

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Paying more Danegeld then I see....

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Paying more Danegeld then I see....

I'm trying to improve trading relations with our partners in Europe.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Another bust, I guess I sort of got a bit of playtime at least, if we're trying to find a silver lining. Never once I have even remotely troubled being in decent profit or making a withdrawal since I made the very unwise decision to engage with this horror show of a slot.

Needless to say no wildline or five scatters yet.

Session stats:

Overall stats.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

So if we do a bit of maths on this, so far I have wagered £5160 on WTB, at an RTP of 84.67% that means the crusty wanksock has paid out £4369. For a perfect 96.82% it would have paid out £4996.

Five scatters on an 18p spin would pay £450, if you add that onto my £4369, we're up at £4819 which all of a sudden puts me pretty close to T-RTP.

Wildline features are often in 3000x territory, that would be £540, which added onto my £4369 would be £4909 and then all of a sudden we're really close to T-RTP.

So that's what I'm missing here, without a wildline or five scatters you're always going to be badly behind on this game, but of course the inverse can be true and an early hit on either of those in your WTB career will put you way over the top, or just being lucky with them in general - (also known as 'doing a Kroffe' and/or being of Nordic descent) - will have the same effect.

What I think is unusual about WTB is just how far behind you can be, and for how long, without one of those marquee wins. Compare and contrast with Dice Fusion at 3Dice where I managed to be over RTP after 227K spins despite having never picked one of the max prize ~3000x balls out of the bag, this speaks to a far less harsh volatility profile.

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Asked Anna for my latest stats, after 227K spins I'm running at 95.8%, which is 0.6% above RTP.

If I could just land a ~3000x ball I could 'complete' the game and be ahead of the curve!

Game Game Rounds Av Bet RTP
Dice Fusion 227831 £0.2 95.80%

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(Dice Fusion has an RTP of 95.2%.)

So in the case of WTB I will keep plugging away at it, the problem is that there are basically no bonuses at VS for me these days and there haven't been for years. At 3Dice I have the cushion of regular VIP match offers and just reasonably regular bonus offers in general, which takes the sting out of some of my more stupid slotting endeavours.

However at VS it's just me versus WTB with straight deposits, and so far, WTB is winning.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Right off we go again, time for the weekly bonfire of money.

It can't keep this shit run up forever, it just can't.

 

[TheSchwad]

Right off we go again, time for the weekly bonfire of money.

It can't keep this shit run up forever, it just can't.

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Loving this (not you losing obviously ) but the challenge and the stats.

Is it a £100 deposit thia week, and if so, how do you get so much weekend booster. I get between £1-4 even when I've played loads and had decent wins (assuming it takes a small chunk of winning spins)

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Loving this (not you losing obviously ) but the challenge and the stats.

Is it a £100 deposit thia week, and if so, how do you get so much weekend booster. I get between £1-4 even when I've played loads and had decent wins (assuming it takes a small chunk of winning spins)

It was a £120 deposit, Weekend Booster was hardly bugger all this week.

£100 just doesn't cut it on this game, even on 18p spins. The idea is that it's enough to last the evening at least.

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Well what an absolutely miserable shitfest that was. Genuinely most of the depressing online casino deposits I've ever had the misfortune to endure.

I'll let the stats do the talking.

High point of the session was 83x in the basegame. Every single feature was fucking shite.

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[PMKFRUITPRO]

Very bad game.

 

[sufferinsilence]

Very bad game.

@Kroffe , time for an intervention

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Very bad game.

It's almost like a sort of 'mini progressive' game, in that so much RTP is stacked into five scatters/wildline features that if you don't hit either, you're going to be permanently 10-12% behind T-RTP, or in my case a smidge more (I'm 13% adrift after 31K spins).

Obviously it's going to hit a wildline/five scatters eventually, but fuck me it's one tiresome sack of shit in the meantime.

Anyway it's only going to get one deposit a week off me going forward, and that's only because I'm now locked into my stupid determined mode.

It reminds me very much of Dead Or Alive back in the day, which was always an abomination for me even whilst others were eulogising about it.

 

[Reelsoffun]

Welcome to the club chops, although I have never played WTB, I have chased DOA2 for well over 200,000 spins and not had a wild line or 5 scatter and it’s the same for DOA1 as well, given up on the latter but still play DOA2 for the glimmer of hope I finally hit and get some of the 20% RTP I was currently behind, but it just hates me.

While my mate had 2 wild lines and a 5 scatter within 8,000 spins the absolute lucky c***

He don’t play it now as there’s no improvement to be made on that!

It’s the sort of game most of us only play to get the 5 scatter or wild line early, but if you don’t it’s hell on reels…..

Knowing your complete spawn, you will get it at some point no doubt in my mind, and with a game that can pay tens of thousands of times stake your only truly in a hole when you have breached that much in stake behind lol, I like others look forward to your future sessions, just hope you don’t end up in the same position as me!

 

[brianmon]

and with a game that can pay tens of thousands of times stake your only truly in a hole when you have breached that much in stake behind lol, I like others look forward to your future sessions, just hope you don’t end up in the same position as me!

Except he's playing 'Who's the bride' which is only the equivalent of DOA1, so 2500-4500x is about the best you can expect, rather than "tens of thousands of times stake"

Personally, I've given up on Netent games. There's something not quite right since they were moved to the Evolution servers. The feature frequency is way off now

 

[Jono777]

In addition to the above, wild lining DoA is far "easier" than DoA 2 due to potential and volatility.

More or less given up on DoA 2 these days but over the years (no exaggeration) had a combined total of maybe just over 100 w/l & 5 scatters.

Some of the wild lines came late, even on the final spin to be monsters but still a wild line is a wild line

Now the Evo version is a different beast...... Plus I don't play anywhere near as much as I used to so maybe not as clued up to advise as I think I am

 

[Reelsoffun]

Except he's playing 'Who's the bride' which is only the equivalent of DOA1, so 2500-4500x is about the best you can expect, rather than "tens of thousands of times stake"

Personally, I've given up on Netent games. There's something not quite right since they were moved to the Evolution servers. The feature frequency is way off now

Yeah my bad, I was talking about DOA2 even though I know he’s playing WTB, so yes your correct that he’s already near the point of no return LOL

He’s going to need a good wild line, 5 scatter or both soon to get out of trouble.

 

[Kroffe]

The mistake i see many people do is treating it just like any other slot.
Its not just any slot, its the bestest slot, and a little bit of research goes a long way.

I would say good luck but i think we all know its not about luck.

 

[dunover]

It's almost like a sort of 'mini progressive' game, in that so much RTP is stacked into five scatters/wildline features that if you don't hit either, you're going to be permanently 10-12% behind T-RTP, or in my case a smidge more (I'm 13% adrift after 31K spins).

Obviously it's going to hit a wildline/five scatters eventually, but fuck me it's one tiresome sack of shit in the meantime.

Anyway it's only going to get one deposit a week off me going forward, and that's only because I'm now locked into my stupid determined mode.

It reminds me very much of Dead Or Alive back in the day, which was always an abomination for me even whilst others were eulogising about it.

Oh yeah, Blaothon's weekly wildline lol

 

[ChopleyIOM]

Yeah my bad, I was talking about DOA2 even though I know he’s playing WTB, so yes your correct that he’s already near the point of no return LOL

He’s going to need a good wild line, 5 scatter or both soon to get out of trouble.

Even a decent wildline or five scatters won't get me up to T-RTP at this point (I ran the numbers a few posts back) but it will repair a lot of the damage.

It's the classic case of do I cut my losses and call it a day, or continue to burrow into the financial rabbit hole.

Obviously I'll choose the latter But only at the rate of one deposit per week, for everything else there's 3Dice

 

[Jono777]

There's always the chance of a double, or even a treble wild line Chops....

Not wishful thinking, these games can, have and will do it.

 

[mack341]

Version comparison between Chopley and Kroffe so far...

 

[ChopleyIOM]

More fool me I decided to have another crack at this fetid fucking sack of sloppy monkey shite.

It's a new low score!

This was a £105 deposit played on 18p spins.

This kind of sums it up really, free spins round with 12 completely dead spins and no wilds at all anywhere. Pay was just the basic three scatters trigger.

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