Hadn't really followed the weather prophecies as of late. Thought it seemed a bit brisk out today, now that it's evening I hear what sounds like Armageddon kicking off outside!
Windows are whistling, doors are clapping, we got ourselves our own f**ing carnival. Up until I hear that 'Storm Dudley' - yes we attribute the dumbest names to these things, always - was wreaking havoc round these 'ere parts. But more importantly, on our neighbour's lawn, which is being utterly wrecked
But as for now, it's all good. Just a bit draughty. Cheers, Dudley! ya pr*ck