Squirrel Pike.

skiny

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This is probably the worst game out of any online casino I know of. It does pay out about once every 20 times you play it. The rest of the time it hits zero about 75 spins out of 80. Even 4 wilds on the screen at once barely pays 2x my wager.

You do get to match 3 squirrels about every 40 to 80 spins that will pay about 80% of what it cost to hit it if you're lucky.
 
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For all the good things that 3Dice is in terms of an online casino, their slots are simply too tight, IMO. I will continue to play there, as I do believe the games are fair, but I wish I felt that I could afford to play there more often, and for longer sessions. But unfortunately, my experience is like yours.
 
Not to start a fight. BUT Its a nine line machine and only 2 wilds lined up - same thing happens with micro slots so I dont understand why you are upset.

chocmartini

I play MG 9 line games all the time, I have for years. Kathmandu, Alley Cats, Witches Wealth, Thunderstruck... The list goes on and on and I don't recall ever going on streaks of (and I'm not kidding) 70 to 75 spins out of 80 hitting zero and the rest winning no more than 1x or 2x my wager. And filling the screen with useless wilds that magically don't line up with anything is pretty much normal in this one.

And just because my posts about a game or casino aren't full of praise it doesn't mean I'm upset. Just passing on my opinions and experience. That's what forums are for.
 
With 3Dice you either really hit or you hit nothing..That particular game pays really low even when you hit the bonus round...I find that medevil moohlah(or something like that) at list gives you some big hits on the bonus round...But, again with 3 dice you can wait and wait..But when you are lucky enough to withdraw it is hasslefree...
 
You will get ganked for this one skinny . lol
SP is listed as beeing high variance , thunderstruck / medium ( as far as i know ) . Can`t explain those blank spins though ... high variance is just another excuse* imo.
As for SP i remember one player getting 5 wilds / 5 scatters at the same time ( somehow ), and 10 minutes later 5 wilds again ( low bets though ) . I don`t know how relevant that is knowing that that user was basically hitting in every game ... i guess it was the happy hour or something . Thunderstruck has been good to me in the past , but i also had "bad ones" . Haven`t played SP that much so i can`t really say ...
 
With 3Dice you either really hit or you hit nothing..That particular game pays really low even when you hit the bonus round...I find that medevil moohlah(or something like that) at list gives you some big hits on the bonus round...But, again with 3 dice you can wait and wait..But when you are lucky enough to withdraw it is hasslefree...


Classic, gotta love that comment! :thumbsup:

I have seen a lot of screenies from 3Dice lately, but don't think there is many or any for Squirrel Pike.
 
With 3Dice you either really hit or you hit nothing..That particular game pays really low even when you hit the bonus round...I find that medevil moohlah(or something like that) at list gives you some big hits on the bonus round...But, again with 3 dice you can wait and wait..But when you are lucky enough to withdraw it is hasslefree...

Many casinos let you withdrawal "hassle free." Betphoenix actually called me on the phone and asked if I'd like to change withdrawal methods because they could get the money to me within a day and my chosen method was going to take a week.

You will get ganked for this one skinny . lol
SP is listed as beeing high variance , thunderstruck / medium ( as far as i know ) . Can`t explain those blank spins though ... high variance is just another excuse* imo.
As for SP i remember one player getting 5 wilds / 5 scatters at the same time ( somehow ), and 10 minutes later 5 wilds again ( low bets though ) . I don`t know how relevant that is knowing that that user was basically hitting in every game ... i guess it was the happy hour or something . Thunderstruck has been good to me in the past , but i also had "bad ones" . Haven`t played SP that much so i can`t really say ...

Hitting zero 75 out of 80 spins isn't high variance. It's no variance.
 
With 3Dice you either really hit or you hit nothing..That particular game pays really low even when you hit the bonus round...I find that medevil moohlah(or something like that) at list gives you some big hits on the bonus round...But, again with 3 dice you can wait and wait..But when you are lucky enough to withdraw it is hasslefree...




....than you can buy a 5 step stairs.....:rolleyes:
 
Skiny,

Somehow it did not come as a surprise to me to see that your lifetime RTP on squirrelpike is almost 10% off expectations .. 104% ..

Clearly there is a communication issue here and after having spent many hours collecting and analyzing data to demonstrate that your previous allegations were founded on nothing ("The same people win to many tourneys" - "I never win tourneys"), just to find that you don't even have the decency to acknowledge that work and participate in a mature discussion, I've decided that there is no longer a path where more effort on our end can ever make a happy customer out of you.

With that goal unfeasible, I no longer see a reason for either of us to invest any more effort or time into this relationship and so I fear it is time for us to go our separate ways.

I hope you find a place that is capable of catering towards your needs, and I wish you continued good luck playing online.

Respectfully,

Enzo
 
but don't think there is many or any for Squirrel Pike

I used to play this game regularly. Now I play only once in a while. I don't know when, maybe 4-6 months ago I posted a few screenshots of this slot.

I think they were something like...

$0.09 bet...$35 win (diamonds)
$0.18 bet...$70 win (diamonds)

I think I got one for $0.27 bet, but can't remember what it paid...$135 maybe?

I also was playing with $1.17 bets and got "goats" and it paid I think over $200?

You can hit good on this slot, sometimes 4 scatters even pays well with a little bet, 3 scatters doesn't really.
 
Skiny,

Somehow it did not come as a surprise to me to see that your lifetime RTP on squirrelpike is almost 10% off expectations .. 104% ..

Clearly there is a communication issue here and after having spent many hours collecting and analyzing data to demonstrate that your previous allegations were founded on nothing ("The same people win to many tourneys" - "I never win tourneys"), just to find that you don't even have the decency to acknowledge that work and participate in a mature discussion, I've decided that there is no longer a path where more effort on our end can ever make a happy customer out of you.

With that goal unfeasible, I no longer see a reason for either of us to invest any more effort or time into this relationship and so I fear it is time for us to go our separate ways.

I hope you find a place that is capable of catering towards your needs, and I wish you continued good luck playing online.

Respectfully,

Enzo

I direct an entire thread to you because of your big mouth in public, insulting me in front of my family where I can't even answer it and you refuse to even acknowledge the thread even though I know you read it and spoke about it to at least one other player who was appalled by your behaviour... You can't even answer that thread but you can come here now close my account publicly? You are quite possibly the most childish casino rep I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with. I've had 4 different players tell me your so called "Stats" don't even make sense and can't possibly be right. Sorry but I Don't believe most of what you say. You repeatedly say you run the greatest online casino in the world and you have about a dozen very loud players that agree with you. It's not that impressive.

Spout all the numbers you want. I know for a fact that I can play at pretty much any RTG or MG casino and get 10x the play time for my money and make withdrawals 3 times as often. And I don't have to spin slot games that hit zero 75 out of 80 spins and hit bonus features that literally hit zero an outstanding 70 out of 78 spins. How anyone can possibly think it's a random occurrence to have slot games that hit something, even a portion of my wager back about 1/3 or at least 1/4 of the time and then suddenly hit zero 80 to 90% of the time every time a multiplier is added is beyond me. It's not random. It's actually humorous.

Now I know your tiny handful of friends will come here to bash me for speaking the truth about you and your casino and that's fine. Why don't you just put up another banner in your chat room like you did in the other thread asking people to come here and thank your post. Better yet why not create a 10 dollar "Please praise my casino" tournament and make people thank your CM post for the password? That way it'll seem like more than the same half dozen people agree with you.
 
I direct an entire thread to you because of your big mouth in public, insulting me in front of my family where I can't even answer it and you refuse to even acknowledge the thread even though I know you read it and spoke about it to at least one other player who was appalled by your behaviour... You can't even answer that thread but you can come here now close my account publicly? You are quite possibly the most childish casino rep I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with. I've had 4 different players tell me your so called "Stats" don't even make sense and can't possibly be right. Sorry but I Don't believe most of what you say. You repeatedly say you run the greatest online casino in the world and you have about a dozen very loud players that agree with you. It's not that impressive.

Spout all the numbers you want. I know for a fact that I can play at pretty much any RTG or MG casino and get 10x the play time for my money and make withdrawals 3 times as often. And I don't have to spin slot games that hit zero 75 out of 80 spins and hit bonus features that literally hit zero an outstanding 70 out of 78 spins. How anyone can possibly think it's a random occurrence to have slot games that hit something, even a portion of my wager back about 1/3 or at least 1/4 of the time and then suddenly hit zero 80 to 90% of the time every time a multiplier is added is beyond me. It's not random. It's actually humorous.

Now I know your tiny handful of friends will come here to bash me for speaking the truth about you and your casino and that's fine. Why don't you just put up another banner in your chat room like you did in the other thread asking people to come here and thank your post. Better yet why not create a 10 dollar "Please praise my casino" tournament and make people thank your CM post for the password? That way it'll seem like more than the same half dozen people agree with you.

For me this sounds like "blablablablabla... I have lost lots of money playing online.....blablablabla....no its not my fault...the owner robbed me....blablablabla..." Sorry for being sarcastic, but I highly doubt that you would write the same if you had won.
I would say - please clear things out in the private sector BOTH of you!!!
 
I still deposit at 3dice....very little and maybe 3 times a month.
I also have some doubts about the stats you,Enzo,do provide from time to time..
But I'm just used to it....I play to a lot more of casinos and those 95 and 97 are just "chimera".....:rolleyes::rolleyes:
at least I do not suffer when it comes to get paid at your casino.
 
For me this sounds like "blablablablabla... I have lost lots of money playing online.....blablablabla....no its not my fault...the owner robbed me....blablablabla..."

The "blablabla" part was kind of childish but putting that aside,

Sorry for being sarcastic, but I highly doubt that you would write the same if you had won.

Thank you captain obvious! I also wouldn't complain about a driver if I didn't get run over. I also wouldn't complain about my flight if it was on time. I also wouldn't complain about a waiter if he got my order right....

I would say - please clear things out in the private sector BOTH of you!!!

I was discussing this in private. Enzo came here to kick me out of his casino in public. If he would rather talk in public, I'm happy to oblige.
 
I still deposit at 3dice....very little and maybe 3 times a month.
I also have some doubts about the stats you,Enzo,do provide from time to time..
But I'm just used to it....I play to a lot more of casinos and those 95 and 97 are just "chimera".....:rolleyes::rolleyes:
at least I do not suffer when it comes to get paid at your casino.

Only one casino has ever called me on the phone to tell me they could get my money to me the same day if I changed to a Western Union withdrawal instead of waiting for a method I chose knowing it would take longer. It was not 3Dice. Many casinos have fast, no hassle payouts.
 
The "blablabla" part was kind of childish but putting that aside,

Sweet:lolup:

Thank you captain obvious! I also wouldn't complain about a driver if I didn't get run over. I also wouldn't complain about my flight if it was on time. I also wouldn't complain about a waiter if he got my order right....

Doublesweet....talking about having some stonehard facts:lolup:

I was discussing this in private. Enzo came here to kick me out of his casino in public. If he would rather talk in public, I'm happy to oblige.

Anyway...I said BOTH of you.
 
What a surprising conclusion 3Dice has brought to this thread, to banish a player because he vents honestly.
One of the things I have to admire about Skiny is he is not anyones cheerleader, he is the essence of a true online player, that gives the good and the bad side of what one can expect in a casino.
Publicly telling a member of your casino that you want them to go elsewhere sends a strong message to all players that read these threads. I myself may read them, but does it totally influence my thinking of where and how I play, no it does not.
So a player of any casino that rants from time to time is your average real player and if a casino cannot take it's lumps with a grain of salt then you are letting it get to personal.
3Dice gets plenty of good postings and screenshots as well, so why let the not so glowing post bother you so much. It all still comes down to every individual players choice, not based upon what Skiny says or anyone else for that fact.
It is my opinion that a "real" casino is going to have it's give and take, good and bad, stingy and generous times. This is the reality of online casinos and all players should have that balance in discussions without the thought that it will get you banned from a casino.
Would Skiny's posts inhibit my playing at 3Dice, no, but having experienced in the few times I have been able to stay on the casino before it froze and crashed, my experience with Squirrel Pike was not that impressive either, so I rarely played it.
But every individual will have their own ideas whether they like the game or any of your games or not.
So asking Skiny to part ways because he is a typical, yet bluntly honest player, does not send the entire forum reading population the message that some of your thankers and voters for best posting is trying to get across.
To me this is a negative move on your part and your supporters for coming against a member of your casino and this forum, because he is honest and will have a good rant once in awhile.
But I guess that's what's it all about, no negativity, just positives.
I personally will not try to play your casino ever again because of this action that has been taken. To me it is immature and unprofessional.
You should take some lessons from MG and just ignore those who like to vent once in awhile, it is the natural order of things and really doesn't hurt your casino one bit.
If negative rantings did hurt any casino, then why are the rogues booming in business? Because, when it comes down to each and every player, it will ultimately be their choice of where they play, makes no difference what one poster or an entire forum has to say about anything.
 
I agree Mavin.

Now players who feel like venting may not because of this action. This forum shares good/bad/mad/happy/etc...

So now, if I feel like venting against 3Dice, I have to worry if they will close my account? I don't think I have seen another casino do this? Very strange.

To 3Dice... you will always have "bad" posts about you once in a while, it just happens, are you going to close everyones account after they say something negative about the casino?

I do understand Skiny made many negative posts about your casino, but that's the nature of a gambler, especially in a high variance casino such as yours.

I get pissed off at 3Dice once in a while, I email them. Sometimes I post here. But, I do add possitive about 3Dice as well, see my post a few back.

I am surprised that this action was taken.
 
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