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Squirrel Pike.

Discussion in 'Online Casinos' started by skiny, Jun 19, 2010.

    Jun 19, 2010
  1. skiny

    skiny Banned User - violation of <a href="http://www.cas

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    Canada
    This is probably the worst game out of any online casino I know of. It does pay out about once every 20 times you play it. The rest of the time it hits zero about 75 spins out of 80. Even 4 wilds on the screen at once barely pays 2x my wager.

    You do get to match 3 squirrels about every 40 to 80 spins that will pay about 80% of what it cost to hit it if you're lucky.
     
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  2. Jun 19, 2010
  3. nisosbar

    nisosbar Ueber Meister PABnonaccred

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    For all the good things that 3Dice is in terms of an online casino, their slots are simply too tight, IMO. I will continue to play there, as I do believe the games are fair, but I wish I felt that I could afford to play there more often, and for longer sessions. But unfortunately, my experience is like yours.
     
  4. Jun 20, 2010
  5. cpdnd31

    cpdnd31 Ueber Meister CAG webmeister

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    Not to start a fight. BUT Its a nine line machine and only 2 wilds lined up - same thing happens with micro slots so I dont understand why you are upset.

    chocmartini
     
  6. Jun 20, 2010
  7. rockycatt

    rockycatt meistercatt CAG MM

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    carpenter
    Location:
    Boston
    with all respect to all brands but agent jane blonde micro gameing is I M O for a 9 line'r
    THE LOOSEST ONE EVER
     
  8. Jun 20, 2010
  9. skiny

    skiny Banned User - violation of <a href="http://www.cas

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    I play MG 9 line games all the time, I have for years. Kathmandu, Alley Cats, Witches Wealth, Thunderstruck... The list goes on and on and I don't recall ever going on streaks of (and I'm not kidding) 70 to 75 spins out of 80 hitting zero and the rest winning no more than 1x or 2x my wager. And filling the screen with useless wilds that magically don't line up with anything is pretty much normal in this one.

    And just because my posts about a game or casino aren't full of praise it doesn't mean I'm upset. Just passing on my opinions and experience. That's what forums are for.
     
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  10. Jun 20, 2010
  11. weplant

    weplant Meister Member

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    own nursery
    Location:
    napa, ca
    With 3Dice you either really hit or you hit nothing..That particular game pays really low even when you hit the bonus round...I find that medevil moohlah(or something like that) at list gives you some big hits on the bonus round...But, again with 3 dice you can wait and wait..But when you are lucky enough to withdraw it is hasslefree...
     
  12. Jun 20, 2010
  13. Cristian

    Cristian Experienced Member

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    You will get ganked for this one skinny . lol
    SP is listed as beeing high variance , thunderstruck / medium ( as far as i know ) . Can`t explain those blank spins though ... high variance is just another excuse* imo.
    As for SP i remember one player getting 5 wilds / 5 scatters at the same time ( somehow ), and 10 minutes later 5 wilds again ( low bets though ) . I don`t know how relevant that is knowing that that user was basically hitting in every game ... i guess it was the happy hour or something . Thunderstruck has been good to me in the past , but i also had "bad ones" . Haven`t played SP that much so i can`t really say ...
     
  14. Jun 20, 2010
  15. Mavin1

    Mavin1 Dormant account

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    Classic, gotta love that comment! :thumbsup:

    I have seen a lot of screenies from 3Dice lately, but don't think there is many or any for Squirrel Pike.
     
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  16. Jun 20, 2010
  17. skiny

    skiny Banned User - violation of <a href="http://www.cas

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    Canada
    Many casinos let you withdrawal "hassle free." Betphoenix actually called me on the phone and asked if I'd like to change withdrawal methods because they could get the money to me within a day and my chosen method was going to take a week.

    Hitting zero 75 out of 80 spins isn't high variance. It's no variance.
     
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  18. Jun 20, 2010
  19. kakata

    kakata Banned User - hyper flamming PABnonaccred PABnoaccred PABaccred

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    miami fl



    ....than you can buy a 5 step stairs.....:rolleyes:
     
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  20. Jun 20, 2010
  21. lost2much

    lost2much Banned User

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    NorCal
    HAHA! Good one K! to sort of quote the Simpsons comic book guy, "worst slots EVER!!
     
  22. Jun 20, 2010
  23. KasinoKing

    KasinoKing WebMeister & Slotaholic.. CAG MM PABnonaccred webmeister

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    Er no, that pretty much is the ultimate definition of high variance!
    Perhaps you are confusing variance with RTP...?

    KK
     
  24. Jun 20, 2010
  25. 3Dice

    3Dice I-Gaming Industry Representative

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    Skiny,

    Somehow it did not come as a surprise to me to see that your lifetime RTP on squirrelpike is almost 10% off expectations .. 104% ..

    Clearly there is a communication issue here and after having spent many hours collecting and analyzing data to demonstrate that your previous allegations were founded on nothing ("The same people win to many tourneys" - "I never win tourneys"), just to find that you don't even have the decency to acknowledge that work and participate in a mature discussion, I've decided that there is no longer a path where more effort on our end can ever make a happy customer out of you.

    With that goal unfeasible, I no longer see a reason for either of us to invest any more effort or time into this relationship and so I fear it is time for us to go our separate ways.

    I hope you find a place that is capable of catering towards your needs, and I wish you continued good luck playing online.

    Respectfully,

    Enzo
     
  26. Jun 20, 2010
  27. just play

    just play closed account

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    I used to play this game regularly. Now I play only once in a while. I don't know when, maybe 4-6 months ago I posted a few screenshots of this slot.

    I think they were something like...

    $0.09 bet...$35 win (diamonds)
    $0.18 bet...$70 win (diamonds)

    I think I got one for $0.27 bet, but can't remember what it paid...$135 maybe?

    I also was playing with $1.17 bets and got "goats" and it paid I think over $200?

    You can hit good on this slot, sometimes 4 scatters even pays well with a little bet, 3 scatters doesn't really.
     
  28. Jun 20, 2010
  29. rockycatt

    rockycatt meistercatt CAG MM

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    come on kaka no need to go there from here i got other things , if you want to see :p:p

    i was just shareing :)
     
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  30. Jun 20, 2010
  31. skiny

    skiny Banned User - violation of <a href="http://www.cas

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    I direct an entire thread to you because of your big mouth in public, insulting me in front of my family where I can't even answer it and you refuse to even acknowledge the thread even though I know you read it and spoke about it to at least one other player who was appalled by your behaviour... You can't even answer that thread but you can come here now close my account publicly? You are quite possibly the most childish casino rep I have ever had the displeasure of dealing with. I've had 4 different players tell me your so called "Stats" don't even make sense and can't possibly be right. Sorry but I Don't believe most of what you say. You repeatedly say you run the greatest online casino in the world and you have about a dozen very loud players that agree with you. It's not that impressive.

    Spout all the numbers you want. I know for a fact that I can play at pretty much any RTG or MG casino and get 10x the play time for my money and make withdrawals 3 times as often. And I don't have to spin slot games that hit zero 75 out of 80 spins and hit bonus features that literally hit zero an outstanding 70 out of 78 spins. How anyone can possibly think it's a random occurrence to have slot games that hit something, even a portion of my wager back about 1/3 or at least 1/4 of the time and then suddenly hit zero 80 to 90% of the time every time a multiplier is added is beyond me. It's not random. It's actually humorous.

    Now I know your tiny handful of friends will come here to bash me for speaking the truth about you and your casino and that's fine. Why don't you just put up another banner in your chat room like you did in the other thread asking people to come here and thank your post. Better yet why not create a 10 dollar "Please praise my casino" tournament and make people thank your CM post for the password? That way it'll seem like more than the same half dozen people agree with you.
     
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  32. Jun 20, 2010
  33. Edward D. Wood

    Edward D. Wood Dormant account

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    For me this sounds like "blablablablabla... I have lost lots of money playing online.....blablablabla....no its not my fault...the owner robbed me....blablablabla..." Sorry for being sarcastic, but I highly doubt that you would write the same if you had won.
    I would say - please clear things out in the private sector BOTH of you!!!
     
  34. Jun 20, 2010
  35. kakata

    kakata Banned User - hyper flamming PABnonaccred PABnoaccred PABaccred

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    I still deposit at 3dice....very little and maybe 3 times a month.
    I also have some doubts about the stats you,Enzo,do provide from time to time..
    But I'm just used to it....I play to a lot more of casinos and those 95 and 97 are just "chimera".....:rolleyes::rolleyes:
    at least I do not suffer when it comes to get paid at your casino.
     
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  36. Jun 20, 2010
  37. skiny

    skiny Banned User - violation of <a href="http://www.cas

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    The "blablabla" part was kind of childish but putting that aside,

    Thank you captain obvious! I also wouldn't complain about a driver if I didn't get run over. I also wouldn't complain about my flight if it was on time. I also wouldn't complain about a waiter if he got my order right....

    I was discussing this in private. Enzo came here to kick me out of his casino in public. If he would rather talk in public, I'm happy to oblige.
     
  38. Jun 20, 2010
  39. skiny

    skiny Banned User - violation of <a href="http://www.cas

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    Only one casino has ever called me on the phone to tell me they could get my money to me the same day if I changed to a Western Union withdrawal instead of waiting for a method I chose knowing it would take longer. It was not 3Dice. Many casinos have fast, no hassle payouts.
     

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