Smart Kid

[Luckylizzy]

I want you to help me stop my son gambling," an anxious father said to his boy's principal. "I don't know where he gets it from but it's bet, bet, bet."

"Leave it to me," said the principal. A week later he phoned the boy's father. "I think I've cured him," he said.

"How?"

"Well, I saw him looking at my beard and he said,

"I bet that's a false beard."

"How much?" I said, and he said

"$5 "

"What happened?" asked the father.

"Well, he tugged my beard, which is quite natural, and I made him give me $5. I'm sure that'll teach him a lesson."

"No, it won't," said the father. "He bet me $10 this morning that he'd pull your beard with your permission by the end of the week!"

 

[kakata]

Smart father

A kid goes to his father and ask: Dad whats the diffrence between theoretically and actually?.

The father say: go to your mother and ask her if she would cheat on me for a million dollar and than go to your older sister and ask her if she would cheat on her boyfriend for the same amount, than come back with their answers.

The kid goes and 5 minutes later comes back and say: Dad they both answered yes.

Okay Dad's reply: at this point we are "Theoretically" millionairs but we "Actually" share the house with 2 fukkin whores.