SimonSays "Scandalous!"

[mysticjoz]

Customer Response time Quick and unexpected

Well all,,, Maybe you should check your emails. I just received an email from "jennifer" and I must say "thanks jennifer" There was a bonus in my account. :yahoo: I did not write customer support or say anything to anyone except my post here, which shows me that they are continuing to check here for any "unhappy players" and apparently working on customer satisfaction! :clap: Well Done Simon Says... of course this bonus has all the attached restrictions and WR,...but I am grateful for the gift! (and it wasn't a shabby $5 gift, mine was the amount of my deposit.)

Now..I am really hoping to have some enjoyable slot sessions.. Like I said before I absolutely Love the bonus round on "Hole in One".. and maybe, just maybe I can make my first ever "Simon Says Cashout"

Good luck everyone.. and again.. thank you jennifer! :Angel:

 

[chayton]

I've actually cashed out at Simon and also at SlotoCash. And a couple times those cashouts were from a free chip. So it's not that you can't win...it just seems like their slots are on fire or they're absolutely dead and there's no grey area in between. Anybody who's played Scary Rich knows what that's like - spend a bundle and finally get a feature and win diddly. Other times you walk in and the first spin you win $160 on a 20 cent bet. But for me it's been the first scenario more often than the second one, bummer.

 

[Rusty]

It is nice to see good CS in action for regular players mysticjoz, GL

I am sure that is the case Chayton and it is not the only software/Casino that seems to have improbable streaks winning or losing.

It could even be that the Casino average RTP is 95%+

The problem is of course that if these streaks are manufactured as seems very likely then who decides who wins and who loses and when?

 

[AudiManinBoro]

Thanks for the stats - you're right that was a diabolical session.

Personally I don't like any of the story i-Slots - the payouts on them are generally crap. Though ATRT3 does seem to have more potential than the first 4, which means it's probably higher variance...

Re the software; I don't know for sure, but I would be totally gob-smacked if individual Rival casinos had any influence over the pay-back of any of their games.

Actually KK Mission Control is very simlar to scary rich in regards to the expanding wilds. trigger 3 little red rockets on the first 3 reels with a decent simple behind it on the free spins and your talking serious money

 

[KasinoKing]

Actually KK Mission Control is very simlar to scary rich in regards to the expanding wilds. trigger 3 little red rockets on the first 3 reels with a decent simple behind it on the free spins and your talking serious money

Do you mean Cosmic Quest?

I did say the story i-Slots - meaning ATRT 1, 2 & 3, Bank Heist & Art Heist.
The other 2 (Comic Quench & Holy One) don't have story lines...

 

[bryand]

I think it has been established that all Rival sites are located on the same server. Although I usually play at Slotocash (because they have the fastest payouts) last night I played SimonSays and cashed out double my $100 deposit. Other than the skin and background music, I can't tell the difference between any of the Rivals.

Simon says: give me some money.

Simon says: give me some more.

Simon says: spin the reels.

Simon says: come back to my casino.

Simon says: make a deposit.

Simon says: spin the reels.

Simon pays: f**k all


Who the duck came up with such a stupid name for a casino..?

 

[Rusty]

Got free $10 from SS so played ATRT3 for a laugh.
played 18c a spin and got

15% RTP
Lasted about 2 1/2 minutes real time lol.

That slot it no good!

 

[zap987]

ATRT3 is just extremely high variance, there are basically no medium wins at all to keep you playing. Most 4 of a kinds pay less than your bet playing 15 lines. It's also probably the slot that you have the best chance to get 100-500x your bet since double wilds during free spins aren't that uncommon. Definitely not a slot to play if you want your money to last a while, if you hit no free spins or bonuses you're gonna be broke in a few minutes.

 

[mysticjoz]

oh well, simon stopped talking at least for me he will

Well everyone. I do appreciate jennifers "gesture"..But, I still couldn't manage a cash out from the bonus, low rolling it all the way I didn't even pass the $20 mark so I was NO WHERE NEAR a cash out! .. I got 1 bonus round in "Hole in one". That was fun while it lasted. I really used to enjoy those slots.. they used to be fun.

Then I woke this morning and my vip bonus of $10 was there and that played in about 2 minutes also. Sorry Simon but Mystic says you have stopped talking! at least for me you have.

They are not losing out on much though. my first deposit there in weeks was only $20. between my 20, jennifers 20 and the vip 10 you would think I would have seen more than one bonus round in Hole in one. I got one bonus round on the new cowboys slot but NO free spins or bonus rounds on any of the other games I played. I even tried the penny slots.

 

[ballysdb]

I got the free $10 and got it up to $40. I had about 1 hour of play out of it. I've only made one deposit there so I was happy with that.

 

[mysticjoz]

congrats ballysdb

I got the free $10 and got it up to $40. I had about 1 hour of play out of it. I've only made one deposit there so I was happy with that.

WTG ballysdb I really wish these slots were like they used to be.
I always loved "hole in one" because it always saved my ars when I got down too low! And the bonus round is interactive.. which IMHO is fun! (I always was a sucker for mini golf ) I may try one of the other Rivals soon, but Simon has never once showed me a cash out. It's great to hear of someone winning there!

Congrats!!

 

[KasinoKing]

WTG ballysdb I really wish these slots were like they used to be.
I always loved "hole in one" because it always saved my ars when I got down too low! And the bonus round is interactive.. which IMHO is fun! (I always was a sucker for mini golf ) I may try one of the other Rivals soon, but Simon has never once showed me a cash out. It's great to hear of someone winning there!

Congrats!!

Remember, all Rival casinos are thought to run off the same server - individual casinos can not change how their slots perform.
I've only ever made 2 deposits at Simon; $100 & $150 (both with 100% bonuses), and cashed out $250 both times
I also got a $30 free-chip (for my birthday) and cashed out $0

Da Vinci's has been the money-vacuum for me; total deposits $675 - total cashouts = $0 :sob:

It's all luck IMHO.

 

[bernynhel]

Yes, I am insane, well spotted
That is probably why I can not make head or tail of your "coincidental" Rival are wonderful and everybody else sucks post.

My definition was only included to illustrate what I think I can safely assume to be a condition that everyone, myself included, who spends considerable time and effort posting on a gambling forum must be afflicted with at times. I have often wanted to kick myself for staying "too long" at a table, a slot or a logged in to a single site. I thought that by stating that I would have given up at only 89 spins, that you would surely interpret my post as a tongue in cheek way of injecting a little humor into your situation, a situation which I could completely relate to through my many past, similar experiences. That you should take offense when everyone reading this thread has certainly been there at one time or another kinda caught me off guard.

My Rival thumbs up thread wouldn't exist but for my previous Rival thread in the Bitch and Moan Section here:

https://www.casinomeister.com/forum...ck-deposited-to-my-cocoa-casio-account.25974/

- and only then because Silverstone Overseas Ltd, not Rival, specifically, acted immediately to re-configure their entire new promotion and make it right. Everything set straight within a week. But, hey, I'm not on the payroll so I'm not trying to make converts of anyone who has their own opinion for or against.

 

[Rusty]

It came across as a jibe because of the way you worded it and as I had already explained exactly why I continued to play in a previous post.
Perhaps you missed it?
If that was not your intention then no worries, crazy is the human condition.

 

[ballysdb]

My 2 cents again...

Deposited $25, Took a 100% match bonus. Played for 2 hours on...
Hole in Won
5 Reel Circus (is that the name?)
Western Wilderness
Scary Rich (nothing!)

Got it up to $125 at one point. Went back down to 80 cents. Got it back up to $80. Now I'm done. All in all, good clean fun.