Compulsive1
Dormant account
- Joined
- Jun 21, 2010
- Location
- Los Angeles
So you devise a bonus that looks good to a newbie(and a compulsive experienced fool). You offer insurance payments to depositors when they lose their stake and also o amounts they had setup as withdrawals but redeposited. But you hook them up with an insurmountable playthrough requirement that insures against the possibility of actually having to payout anything to the suckers, oops I mean players.
Maybe its divine intervention. Maybe its the spike in the probabilities but one of the insurees claims his insurance and regularly starts to buildup a sizable stack of redeposited stakes that come very close to breaking through the playthrough requirement.
Send for the carnies, the boys from the midway to rescue the poor stupid online casino.
These fellas decide that when they do payoff the insruance its at a 1 TO 5 ratio, hooked up with of course the insurmountable playthrough.
To insure that nothing happens the casino decides that there is only one person who can approve the redeposit insurance, and t hen he
NEVER EVER EVER IS AVAILABLE TO APPROVE THE INSURANCE.
Have your chat people deflect the fool who believes that he will get his money. To keep him quiet give him..........
you guessed it, small bonuses attached to enormous playthroughs.
This little scenario was brought to you by Lucky 18 Casino who rose from the ashes of a previous unethical group of operators and replaced them with very courteous but equally unethical operators who it seems missed the class at Online Casino University that taught about probabilities and the temporary swings in them that allow players to occasionally take a slice back.
So in closing, I say Lucky 18: Was it worth the bad publicity to save the tiny slice of money you did by playing the game of "oh hes not here right now for 7 days in a row.
I hope Casinomeister will find it appropriate to move you to the darker dungeon of Rogue from your current spot with the Not recommended crowd.
His decision but Im confident you will continue to make these shortsighted moves and reach the slimepit you should be in right now.
Signed
Previously stupid enough to play with you.
Maybe its divine intervention. Maybe its the spike in the probabilities but one of the insurees claims his insurance and regularly starts to buildup a sizable stack of redeposited stakes that come very close to breaking through the playthrough requirement.
Send for the carnies, the boys from the midway to rescue the poor stupid online casino.
These fellas decide that when they do payoff the insruance its at a 1 TO 5 ratio, hooked up with of course the insurmountable playthrough.
To insure that nothing happens the casino decides that there is only one person who can approve the redeposit insurance, and t hen he
NEVER EVER EVER IS AVAILABLE TO APPROVE THE INSURANCE.
Have your chat people deflect the fool who believes that he will get his money. To keep him quiet give him..........
you guessed it, small bonuses attached to enormous playthroughs.
This little scenario was brought to you by Lucky 18 Casino who rose from the ashes of a previous unethical group of operators and replaced them with very courteous but equally unethical operators who it seems missed the class at Online Casino University that taught about probabilities and the temporary swings in them that allow players to occasionally take a slice back.
So in closing, I say Lucky 18: Was it worth the bad publicity to save the tiny slice of money you did by playing the game of "oh hes not here right now for 7 days in a row.
I hope Casinomeister will find it appropriate to move you to the darker dungeon of Rogue from your current spot with the Not recommended crowd.
His decision but Im confident you will continue to make these shortsighted moves and reach the slimepit you should be in right now.
Signed
Previously stupid enough to play with you.